Attention Ohio State Fans
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Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.Swaye said:I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.
But good luck the rest of the way.
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Please don't shit on my narrative that these people are all losers. It hurts my brand.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.Swaye said:I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.
But good luck the rest of the way. -
The point is 81% of their fans ARE losers that can't escape a flyover state. Or are too dumb and inbred to know that they should.Swaye said:
Please don't shit on my narrative that these people are all losers. It hurts my brand.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.Swaye said:I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.
But good luck the rest of the way.
The ones who can escape admit their college is in a shithole. -
You should know by now I don't understand subtle messaging. I know you just use me for myUW_Doog_Bot said:
The point is 81% of their fans ARE losers that can't escape a flyover state. Or are too dumb and inbred to know that they should.Swaye said:
Please don't shit on my narrative that these people are all losers. It hurts my brand.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.Swaye said:I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.
But good luck the rest of the way.
The ones who can escape admit their college is in a shithole.bodyass. -
Better to have shot your load prematurely than to have never shot your load at all - Derek JohnsonPitchfork51 said:Might have shot your load a bit prematurely here
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I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?
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Bleachdannarc said:I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?
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Gino Mariani putting a bag (the bag he received?) on this one.
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Quick, concise, and to the point....These are my Doogs!Edwin_Bambino said:
Bleachdannarc said:I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?
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I have one they can borrow.Doog_de_Jour said:I have a question for our Ohio State, oh, pardon me, THE Ohio State fans:
If one wanted to procure a sweater vest, where would they go?
