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Only white people are obsessed with making Jake Browning a hero

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    BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,474
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    White people love to take up for Jake Browning. He's your boy. You guys love him.

    This is why white people are fucked.

    Take this scenario: A QB that has been obviously incompetent for years.

    Is he black? If so - he is a lazy, low football IQ guy.
    Is he white? He is a survivor, a gamer, our kind of guy.

    Fuck you fucking idiots. Anyone defending Jake at all is a fucking clown and doesn't understand football.

    Yeah - Jake played a great Apple Cup - in which he did fucking nothing, threw a pick in the red zone and fumbled on his own 25 AS A FOUR YEAR STARTER SENIOR.

    Meanwhile Myles has the play of the game, goes for 170 and people say 'Jake's a winner'. This is the nature of being white.

    Can the black person be lazy with a low football IQ AND the white person also be lazy with a low football IQ? Axing for a fren.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,794
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    Ballz in this thread

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    HouhuskyHouhusky Member Posts: 5,537
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    White people love to take up for Jake Browning. He's your boy. You guys love him.

    This is why white people are fucked.

    Take this scenario: A QB that has been obviously incompetent for years.

    Is he black? If so - he is a lazy, low football IQ guy.
    Is he white? He is a survivor, a gamer, our kind of guy.

    Fuck you fucking idiots. Anyone defending Jake at all is a fucking clown and doesn't understand football.

    Yeah - Jake played a great Apple Cup - in which he did fucking nothing, threw a pick in the red zone and fumbled on his own 25 AS A FOUR YEAR STARTER SENIOR.

    Meanwhile Myles has the play of the game, goes for 170 and people say 'Jake's a winner'. This is the nature of being white.

    Can the black person be lazy with a low football IQ AND the white person also be lazy with a low football IQ? Axing for a fren.
    Can the black person be lazy with a low football IQ

    isnt Dennis a gay black man?

    the white person also be lazy with a low football IQ

    like the rest of this board?

    Or are we only talking about players?
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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,739
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    Regardless of it's silly point, this really is the most try-hard thread of the year. Ironic AF considering the source.
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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,739
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    Jack Lockner was widely thought to be as dumb as a bag of bricks but very athletic with tons of natural talent. Never even saw the inside of a film room. Kind of kid who wants to marry his mother

    A real motherfucker then.
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    HillsboroDuckHillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186
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    White people love to take up for Jake Browning. He's your boy. You guys love him.

    This is why white people are fucked.

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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,060
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    White people are so sensitive man.

    SO WHAT I'M WHITE??!?!!?

    okay, okay chief. calm down. good job of having racial pride or whatever.

    The fact remains that anyone on this bored defending Jake is white. And they still defend him like Doogs defended Ty after his wins.

    Sorry if I have too high of standards for you @PostGameOrangeSlices. I know it's hard because you love the whiteys too.

    Warned.
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    DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,466
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    White people love to take up for Jake Browning. He's your boy. You guys love him.

    This is why white people are fucked.

    Win The Shitty Rose Bowl, become a shitty Legend.

    Nothing else matters.
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    RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123
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    I can't wait for the inevitable broadcaster chatter about "How will UW replace senior QB Jack Browning? They're sure to take a step back next year after they lose him."

    The media has started being more truthful about Browning’s actual abilities. Most the gushing now is the cliche, “He’s an intense competitor” type bullshit.
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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    White people love to take up for Jake Browning. He's your boy. You guys love him.

    This is why white people are fucked.

    Take this scenario: A QB that has been obviously incompetent for years.

    Is he black? If so - he is a lazy, low football IQ guy.
    Is he white? He is a survivor, a gamer, our kind of guy.

    Fuck you fucking idiots. Anyone defending Jake at all is a fucking clown and doesn't understand football.

    Yeah - Jake played a great Apple Cup - in which he did fucking nothing, threw a pick in the red zone and fumbled on his own 25 AS A FOUR YEAR STARTER SENIOR.

    Meanwhile Myles has the play of the game, goes for 170 and people say 'Jake's a winner'. This is the nature of being white.

    I’m more of a Ben BurrKevin guy
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,781
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    The media reads this board

    Both the Apple Cup and CCG were filled with references to Jake's heroic battle to overcome harsh criticism.

    Nobody was more harsh on Jake than here

    Nobody

    Nobody deserved to be harshed on more than Jake.

    Nobody


    Ok, maybe Kim/Fetters/Ruth but Jake is a solid fourth place.
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    KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,750
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    Browning is to Doogs what Darron Thomas is to Quooks.

    Quooks forgot all about Thomas when something shinier came along in Mariota. It will happen to Browning, too.

    A ‘74 Pinto has more shine than Jake Browning.
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