1) We won everything by winning the Apple Cup. I say "we" because I dated a football player so I feel like I'm on the team, basically. STFU until you date one too. 2) Browning still sucks and my arms have more definition than his. 3) Gaskin is the SHIT. Ask that porn stache guy. He cried about it. 4) Whiskey is still delicious.
Yeah but did you fuck a UW football player? Get out if here with this date bullshit
I'm a virgin. Duh.
You lying fuck Katie
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!! (Btw, the usage of "fuck" while calling me a liar for claiming to be a virgin is legit making me laugh - well done).
"You shut your whore mouth" much more acceptable...
Yeah but did you fuck a UW football player? Get out if here with this date bullshit
I'm a virgin. Duh.
You lying fuck Katie
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!! (Btw, the usage of "fuck" while calling me a liar for claiming to be a virgin is legit making me laugh - well done).
"You shut your whore mouth" much more acceptable...
the preferred nomenclature around here
Can't really go wrong with Anchorman references, especially since Katie likes Sex Panther.
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GET IT????