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Huskies by 20

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  • insinceredawg
    insinceredawg Member Posts: 5,117
    Our biggest margin of victory in a conference game was 19 in the Beavs game last week. I would love it if our offense finally wakes up this week and took out the plunger for the Coug.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    that would LAUNCH us up to 16 in the polls. What a year!!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Meek said:

    that would LAUNCH us up to 16 in the polls. What a year!!

    I'll take it considering how we played this year. Lose the Rose Bowl and get ready for no more Browning and great recruiting class coming in.
  • Bread
    Bread Member Posts: 4,082
    PurpleJ said:

    BBK and Gaines double team Minshews girlfriend in the locker room after they tear every ligament in his knee.

    Do they make him watch?
  • Bread
    Bread Member Posts: 4,082
    Bread said:

    PurpleJ said:

    BBK and Gaines double team Minshews girlfriend in the locker room after they tear every ligament in his knee.

    Do they make let him watch?
  • YouKnowIt
    YouKnowIt Member Posts: 545
    PurpleJ said:

    BBK and Gaines double team Minshews girlfriend in the locker room after they tear every ligament in his knee.

    MINSHEW doesn't not have but 1 girlfriend...
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    PurpleJ said:

    BBK and Gaines double team Minshews girlfriend in the locker room after they tear every ligament in his knee.

    While he watches #cuck
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Our biggest margin of victory in a conference game was 19 in the Beavs game last week. I would love it if our offense finally wakes up this week and took out the plunger for the Coug.

    Yeah... that’s not going to happen. Patterns matter. They are who they are and we know who they are.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Minshew and his molester mustache are going to rape us like his typical stroll in his windowless van with a freecndy license plate.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,103

    Huskies by 20

    Cook it

    CUOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,878
    The area that I think helps the Huskies a lot is our health. This maybe the healthiest the team has been all season. More depth and a few new players the Cougs need to practice for.
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186
    digits said:

    Ah, yes. We've begun the part where all the reporters pick Cuog. The Script... it's happening.


    Rhymes with oral.














    And by that I mean he? sucks.
  • JaWarrenJaHooker
    JaWarrenJaHooker Member Posts: 2,123
    Would have been dead on if we(?) didn’t pity kneel down at the end
  • JaWarrenJaHooker
    JaWarrenJaHooker Member Posts: 2,123

    Holy shit this was actually extremely accurate

    Here's the real script:



    1. Jack “Cobra” Browning. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has 4 years of high school and 3 of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win the game.

    2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Tray Adams, Sosebee, Center, Ossai, MacGeyver, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!!!

    3. Lake. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone is speaking out about the difference between our defense under Kawasaki and our defense now that Lake is calling the shots. You will see a much improved defense on 11/23.

    4. Speed, speed, speed. This is the fastest team Washington has had this century, maybe since 1991! Myles Gaskin, Chico McChikan, Aaron Fuller, Benning Potatoao, Cort Dennison, Dante Pettis, Greg Gaines, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but we bring a new dimension that the program has not had in years — speed.

    5. Time of Possession. I think we can win the time of possession battle in this one. The more we can control the ball and keep our defense off the field, the greater chance we’ll have to win.

    I think UW wins this one rather easily, say… 34-17???