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AZDuck
AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
edited June 2013 in Hardcore Husky Board
(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    No, yes, yes. Sark would have to go 0-25 to get fired this year.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 will be special!
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    DeepSeaZ said:

    No, yes, yes. Sark would have to go 0-25 to get fired this year.

    This. Although 'disagree' is also an acceptable solution to number two. Fucking doogs.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,316
    Just an FYI....you don't need to use that first word when you post. All duck fans are assholes.....it's a given
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited June 2013
    HuskyJW said:

    Just an FYI....you don't need to use that first word when you post. All duck fans are assholes.....it's a given

    Think of it as an olive branch.

  • TheKobeStopper
    TheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,328 Founders Club

    Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.

    Case closed.
  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581

    Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 willcould be special!

    Fixed

  • Houhusky
    Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537
    AZDuck said:

    (1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

    (2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

    (3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

    1) No

    2) Yes

    3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
  • HarveyRoad
    HarveyRoad Member Posts: 121
    edited June 2013
    Houhusky said:

    AZDuck said:

    (1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

    (2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

    (3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

    1) No

    2) Yes

    3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
    Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.
  • Houhusky
    Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

    Houhusky said:

    AZDuck said:

    (1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

    (2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

    (3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

    1) No

    2) Yes

    3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
    Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.
    likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
    (ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

    but then having at least one surprising upset:
    (USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)
  • HarveyRoad
    HarveyRoad Member Posts: 121
    Houhusky said:

    Houhusky said:

    AZDuck said:

    (1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

    (2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

    (3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

    1) No

    2) Yes

    3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
    Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.
    likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
    (ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

    but then having at least one surprising upset:
    (USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)
    Exactly right. Hide this post as the truth is not in high demand around here.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,573 Founders Club
    Houhusky said:

    Houhusky said:

    AZDuck said:

    (1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

    (2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

    (3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

    1) No

    2) Yes

    3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
    Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.
    likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
    (ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

    but then having at least one surprising upset:
    (USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)
    In the end, it all comes out to a .538 winning percentage
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Houhusky said:

    AZDuck said:

    (1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

    (2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

    (3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

    1) No

    2) Yes

    3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
    Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.
    And he'll win one or two games he should lose. That's what he does.

    Why do you hate the O/U of 5 anyway?
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    I thought 7 was the new 5.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,334 Founders Club
  • DodgyBloke
    DodgyBloke Member Posts: 957

    Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 will be special!

    bump
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    #FreeHarveyRoad
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,249 Standard Supporter
    No more fuckin’ shine box!