Asshole Duck questions of the day

AZDuck · June 2013

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

DeepSeaZ · June 2013

No, yes, yes. Sark would have to go 0-25 to get fired this year.

[Deleted User] · June 2013

Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 will be special!

Mad_Son · June 2013

DeepSeaZ said:
No, yes, yes. Sark would have to go 0-25 to get fired this year.

This. Although 'disagree' is also an acceptable solution to number two. Fucking doogs.

HuskyJW · June 2013

Just an FYI....you don't need to use that first word when you post. All duck fans are assholes.....it's a given

AZDuck · June 2013

HuskyJW said:
Just an FYI....you don't need to use that first word when you post. All duck fans are assholes.....it's a given

Think of it as an olive branch.

TheKobeStopper · June 2013

Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · June 2013

TheKobeStopper said:
Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.

Case closed.

section8 · June 2013

He_Needs_More_Time said:
Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 ~~will~~could be special!

Fixed

Houhusky · June 2013

AZDuck said:
(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

HarveyRoad · June 2013

Houhusky said:

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AZDuck said:
(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?
1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

Houhusky · June 2013

HarveyRoad said:

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Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:
(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?
1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

HarveyRoad · June 2013

Houhusky said:

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HarveyRoad said:

Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:
(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?
1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.
likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

Exactly right. Hide this post as the truth is not in high demand around here.

DerekJohnson · June 2013

Houhusky said:

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HarveyRoad said:

Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:
(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?
1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.
likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

In the end, it all comes out to a .538 winning percentage

TierbsHsotBoobs · June 2013

HarveyRoad said:

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Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:
(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?
1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe
Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

And he'll win one or two games he should lose. That's what he does.

Why do you hate the O/U of 5 anyway?

AZDuck · June 2013

I thought 7 was the new 5.

PurpleBaze · February 2018

RAF

DodgyBloke · February 2018

[Deleted User] said:
Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 will be special!

bump

TierbsHsotBoobs · February 2018

#FreeHarveyRoad

Quietcowskee · February 2018

No more fuckin’ shine box!

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