Asshole Duck questions of the day

AZDuck

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

DeepSeaZ

No, yes, yes. Sark would have to go 0-25 to get fired this year.

[Deleted User]

Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 will be special!

Mad_Son

DeepSeaZ said:

No, yes, yes. Sark would have to go 0-25 to get fired this year.

This. Although 'disagree' is also an acceptable solution to number two. Fucking doogs.

HuskyJW

Just an FYI....you don't need to use that first word when you post. All duck fans are assholes.....it's a given

AZDuck

HuskyJW said:

Just an FYI....you don't need to use that first word when you post. All duck fans are assholes.....it's a given

Think of it as an olive branch.

TheKobeStopper

Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TheKobeStopper said:

Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.

Case closed.

section8

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 willcould be special!

Fixed

Houhusky

AZDuck said:

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

HarveyRoad

Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

Houhusky

HarveyRoad said:

Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

HarveyRoad

Houhusky said:

HarveyRoad said:

Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

Exactly right. Hide this post as the truth is not in high demand around here.

DerekJohnson

Houhusky said:

HarveyRoad said:

Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

likely correct, Sark has a tradition of losing an easy win:
(ASU-09, BYU-10, OSU-11, WSU-12)

but then having at least one surprising upset:
(USC-09, Neb-10, None-11, Furd-12)

In the end, it all comes out to a .538 winning percentage

TierbsHsotBoobs

HarveyRoad said:

Houhusky said:

AZDuck said:

(1) If Sark were to only win 5 games this year, but one of those wins would be against an otherwise-unbeaten Oregon team, would you be satisfied with the result?

(2) Do you think the UW fanbase as a whole would agree or disagree with you?

(3) Would that one win against a highly-ranked Oregon team save Sark's job?

1) No

2) Yes

3) Yes, Sark could only win 5 games period (BSU, @Illinois, Idaho st, Colorado, WSU) and be completely safe

Sark will lose at least one of those games. Possibly 2.

And he'll win one or two games he should lose. That's what he does.

Why do you hate the O/U of 5 anyway?

AZDuck

I thought 7 was the new 5.

PurpleBaze

RAF

DodgyBloke

[Deleted User] said:

Guys Sark is still playing with house money plus we did go 0-12. He just needs more time! I'm hearing 2018 will be special!

bump

TierbsHsotBoobs

#FreeHarveyRoad

Quietcowskee

No more fuckin’ shine box!