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I just solved the coaching issue

While taking a dump...

Marques becomes our QB coach AND recruiting coordinator. If we’re going full on poly, do it with a Udub legend that bleeds purple.

Cort D becomes LB coach as we know he bleeds purple. No clue if he can coach but his LB’s seem to be alright, anything is an improvement over where we’re at and you know he would be a better recruiter due to age and being able to relate better. He was the recruiting coordinator at Louisville.

Then we can rub two sticks together and that will give us better results on special teams.

Think Pete has even humored this thought?

Doog post of the day-yes but this would be cool as shit and makes sense- to me. Probably a lot of behind the scenes stuff and contractural obligations I have no clue about resulting in this never happening but a girl can dream.

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  • Thebourbinator
    Thebourbinator Member Posts: 664
    Playing with fire..Last time I thought outside the box of Gerald Alexander I got shit all over.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,086
    Sounds messy... I do enjoy fire though.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Tui? What are we Oregon State?
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

    While taking a dump...

    Marques becomes our QB coach AND recruiting coordinator. If we’re going full on poly, do it with a Udub legend that bleeds purple.

    Cort D becomes LB coach as we know he bleeds purple. No clue if he can coach but his LB’s seem to be alright, anything is an improvement over where we’re at and you know he would be a better recruiter due to age and being able to relate better. He was the recruiting coordinator at Louisville.

    Then we can rub two sticks together and that will give us better results on special teams.

    Think Pete has even humored this thought?

    Doog post of the day-yes but this would be cool as shit and makes sense- to me. Probably a lot of behind the scenes stuff and contractural obligations I have no clue about resulting in this never happening but a girl can dream.

    This would cause different problems.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,086
    Mad_Son said:

    While taking a dump...

    Marques becomes our QB coach AND recruiting coordinator. If we’re going full on poly, do it with a Udub legend that bleeds purple.

    Cort D becomes LB coach as we know he bleeds purple. No clue if he can coach but his LB’s seem to be alright, anything is an improvement over where we’re at and you know he would be a better recruiter due to age and being able to relate better. He was the recruiting coordinator at Louisville.

    Then we can rub two sticks together and that will give us better results on special teams.

    Think Pete has even humored this thought?

    Doog post of the day-yes but this would be cool as shit and makes sense- to me. Probably a lot of behind the scenes stuff and contractural obligations I have no clue about resulting in this never happening but a girl can dream.

    This would cause different problems.
    Like? I’m intrigued.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,086

    Tui? What are we Oregon State?

    What does beaver have to do with this?
  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,330

    While taking a dump...

    Marques becomes our QB coach AND recruiting coordinator. If we’re going full on poly, do it with a Udub legend that bleeds purple.

    Cort D becomes LB coach as we know he bleeds purple. No clue if he can coach but his LB’s seem to be alright, anything is an improvement over where we’re at and you know he would be a better recruiter due to age and being able to relate better. He was the recruiting coordinator at Louisville.

    Then we can rub two sticks together and that will give us better results on special teams.

    Think Pete has even humored this thought?

    Doog post of the day-yes but this would be cool as shit and makes sense- to me. Probably a lot of behind the scenes stuff and contractural obligations I have no clue about resulting in this never happening but a girl can dream.

    Cals qb play sucks and they are not talented. Wtf.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Playing with fire..Last time I thought outside the box of Gerald Alexander I got shit all over.

    But then you got elected Mayor of Ding Dong City. So it all worked out. Mostly.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,304 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Playing with fire..Last time I thought outside the box of Gerald Alexander I got shit all over.

    But then you got elected Mayor of Ding Dong City. So it all worked out. Mostly.
    Ding Dong City would be a good name for a HH forum. But we've probably got enough as it is.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,267

    Playing with fire..Last time I thought outside the box of Gerald Alexander I got shit all over.

    Except that's not the same Gerald Alexander.....
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,029

    Swaye said:

    Playing with fire..Last time I thought outside the box of Gerald Alexander I got shit all over.

    But then you got elected Mayor of Ding Dong City. So it all worked out. Mostly.
    Ding Dong City would be a good name for a HH forum. But we've probably got enough as it is.
    Clearly, the Throbber needs to be a mod for any forum having to do with a dong. Ding or otherwise.

  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    Cort Dennison sucks at everything except recruiting. Pass.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,086
    I tried 🤷🏽‍♂️ Sure enjoyed the dump though.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    If Pete any decently he would put Joey Thomas in charge
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    If Pete any decently he would put Joey Thomas in charge

    Engrish motherfucker
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    Hadn't seen a call for Tui in awhile. Nice BYE week throwback.
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    Hadn't seen a call for Tui in awhile. Nice BYE week throwback.

    I think Warren Moon would be a better choice, more fast strategy and would tell these recruits we won’t be bullied by #MeToo.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    If Pete any decently he would put Joey Thomas in charge

    Engrish motherfucker
    Fuck me, had*
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I think this is a future episode of always sunny
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    If Pete any decently he would put Joey Thomas in charge

    Engrish motherfucker
    Fuck me, had*
    "If Pete had any decently he would put Joey Thomas in charge"?

    Still #Engrish
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    edited November 2018
    Sounds like Lubick might leave and Kellen Moore might replace him. Does Bush move to WR and remain OC?

    I don’t fucking know so don’t ask.

    JPAWIHDT

    Also Cort can get fucked.

    Also - no thanks on Tui. As a TE coach, sure.

    Also RC - is not really “the main recruiter” it’s just an extra duty that is now mostly handled by others.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Sounds like Lubick might leave and Kellen Moore might replace him. Does Bush move to WR and remain OC?

    I don’t fucking know so don’t ask.

    JPAWIHDT

    Also Cort can get fucked.

    Also - no thanks on Tui. As a TE coach, sure.

    Also RC - is not really “the main recruiter” it’s just an extra duty that is now mostly handled by others.

    Lubic can get fucked for all I care, his ass better get some cruits
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,086

    Sounds like Lubick might leave and Kellen Moore might replace him. Does Bush move to WR and remain OC?

    I don’t fucking know so don’t ask.

    JPAWIHDT

    Also Cort can get fucked.

    Also - no thanks on Tui. As a TE coach, sure.

    Also RC - is not really “the main recruiter” it’s just an extra duty that is now mostly handled by others.

    Looks like someone else was taking a dump today when they came up with this gold!

    JAPWTF? Confrused by that one. Still searching the interwebs for an acronym summary for this site.
  • DawgWagonDan
    DawgWagonDan Member Posts: 789
    Swaye said:

    Playing with fire..Last time I thought outside the box of Gerald Alexander I got shit all over.

    But then you got elected Mayor of Ding Dong City. So it all worked out. Mostly.
    Is that where Pete designed his Ding Dong Offensive Attack?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Playing with fire..Last time I thought outside the box of Gerald Alexander I got shit all over.

    But then you got elected Mayor of Ding Dong City. So it all worked out. Mostly.
    Ding Dong City would be a good name for a HH forum. But we've probably got enough as it is.
    We could call the Duck Bored Ding Dong City.