People put in better situations than Jake Haener
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Hi Sven!
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I'm noticing a trend here. Of Petersen putting our QBs in shitty situations.
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This laser will move incredibly slowly as I tell you my entire plan before it cuts you in half unless you use all the time left after my henchmen and me leave you all alone so you can escape and foil the plan I will tell you all about because you'll be dead anyway!Fenderbender123 said:
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Imagine actually dying like that...strapped down to a table while you watch a laser slowly cut you in half, starting with your genitals. When I first saw that scene, I was like "OMG James Bond's dick is gonna get cut off!" But luckily it didn't because Bond uses his dick a lot to bang pussy.
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I expected James Bond to die in that scene. Was shocked when he went on the live a get pussy galore.Fenderbender123 said:Imagine actually dying like that...strapped down to a table while you watch a laser slowly cut you in half, starting with your genitals. When I first saw that scene, I was like "OMG James Bond's dick is gonna get cut off!" But luckily it didn't because Bond uses his dick a lot to bang pussy.
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Pussy Galore is a lesbian, too. That's how good James Bond is at getting laid.YellowSnow said:
I expected James Bond to die in that scene. Was shocked when he went on the live a get pussy galore.Fenderbender123 said:Imagine actually dying like that...strapped down to a table while you watch a laser slowly cut you in half, starting with your genitals. When I first saw that scene, I was like "OMG James Bond's dick is gonna get cut off!" But luckily it didn't because Bond uses his dick a lot to bang pussy.
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So this is Pete's preferred method to neuter young men.mobey said:
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That takes it straight to 11. DamnnnnnnnnnRaceBannon said:
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this is a sad thread. Point was made, but good lord.
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YBFERaceBannon said:
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This thread is hilarious. Best laugh all day!DerekJohnson said:this is a sad thread. Point was made, but good lord.
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I never, ever want to hear that it's not fair or too hard to insert an active QB on scholarship into a live game.
Jesus Fucking Christ! For what other purpose does a "backup" exist? I love the humor, but any form of excuse for Haener playing like a POS on Saturday is FS. #2 QBs drool for the chance like Haener got on Saturday, and he fucking blew it, big time. #GenerationSnowflake -
Look at that. We agree. I also chuckle because everyone on here posting also got a boner when he was put in the game. Because he was 7 for 7 against North Dakota.TurdBuffer said:I never, ever want to hear that it's not fair or too hard to insert an active QB on scholarship into a live game.
Jesus Fucking Christ! For what other purpose does a "backup" exist? I love the humor, but any form of excuse for Haener playing like a POS on Saturday is FS. #2 QBs drool for the chance like Haener got on Saturday, and he fucking blew it, big time. #GenerationSnowflake
