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CuntWaffle

I remember my first beer

RoadDawg55

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

backthepack

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy

Baseman

Shirley Temple anyone?

RoadDawg55

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy

Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your Ford Focus?

backthepack

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy
Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your Ford Focus?

Lesbaru Outback? yes i will.

Pitchfork51

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.

backthepack

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.

Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>

Pitchfork51

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.
Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>

Jesus. It's like 10 bucks for 40 drinks. Get over yourself faggot.

backthepack

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.
Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>
Jesus. It's like 10 bucks for 40 drinks. Get over yourself faggot.

It’s the same fucking thing. It’s just better than crystal light.

Mad_Son

I support your quest to learn something about alcohol faster than these novices did

Lawrence_of_a_Labia

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy
Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your mom's Ford Focus?

Fixed that for you

BlastDoor

Advice to you: you're at the age you wanna drink stuff that is very bad for you, that's going to take years of your lifespan, like CTE.

When you're 50 and drinking cheap stuff kills you, sure, go to town on cocktails and old people shit. Don't throw your good metabolism away.

Peterman

Just drink beer you queer

Dennis_DeYoung

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

backthepack

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

This.

FireCohen

Jesus this thread did not deliver

Pitchfork51

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

90 percent of my sophomore year was making drinks, then getting the hot girl to join me behind the bar making drinks, then kicking everyone out and boning.

Or attempting to bone and fail, but still brag to my friends about hooking up.

Get with the program

dflea

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

normal kid

btp

lol

backthepack

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
normal kid

btp

lol

true.

ThomasFremont

This is the age where you drink to excess and you have no money. Hence the cheap shit. But if you can afford it, drink the good shit to excess. More power to you.

backthepack

This is the age where you drink to excess and you have no money. Hence the cheap shit. But if you can afford it, drink the good shit to excess. More power to you.

Girls buy me alcohol anyways so idgaf.

minion_doog

This is the age where you drink to excess and you have no money. Hence the cheap shit. But if you can afford it, drink the good shit to excess. More power to you.
Girls buy me alcohol anyways so idgaf.

Cause you're growns up and you're growns up and you're growns up

Swaye

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

DerekJohnson

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
normal kid

btp

lol

It’s possible he was normal prior to spending time here.

Pitchfork51

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

Nope, pretty sure I can make fun of his bitch ass

When I was his age I sure as fuck wasnt trading texts with some 40 year old dude.

FireCohen

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

Pic? Or gtfo redman

Swaye

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.
Nope, pretty sure I can make fun of his bitch ass

When I was his age I sure as fuck wasnt trading texts with some 40 year old dude.

Let he who has never embraced NAMBLA cast the first stone I always say.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
normal kid

btp

lol

He hangs out here. No fucking way is he normal.

Swaye

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.
Pic? Or gtfo redman

People send me all kind of funny shit. The reason this happens is because I never share their shit with the bored. My inbox is like Gore's lockbox, only way better.

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CuntWaffle

I remember my first beer

RoadDawg55

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

backthepack

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy

Baseman

Shirley Temple anyone?

RoadDawg55

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy

Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your Ford Focus?

backthepack

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy
Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your Ford Focus?

Lesbaru Outback? yes i will.

Pitchfork51

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.

backthepack

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.

Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>

Pitchfork51

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.
Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>

Jesus. It's like 10 bucks for 40 drinks. Get over yourself faggot.

backthepack

You're 19. Get cheap vodka and hoes.
Fuck crystal light and vodka. Berry neo and grapefruit burnett’s>
Jesus. It's like 10 bucks for 40 drinks. Get over yourself faggot.

It’s the same fucking thing. It’s just better than crystal light.

Mad_Son

I support your quest to learn something about alcohol faster than these novices did

Lawrence_of_a_Labia

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
WhyNotBoth.gif
#ForTheElitistPussy
Are you going to put your cocktail kit in the back of your mom's Ford Focus?

Fixed that for you

BlastDoor

Peterman

Just drink beer you queer

Dennis_DeYoung

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

backthepack

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

This.

FireCohen

Jesus this thread did not deliver

Pitchfork51

1) he’s gay and
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???

JFC

dflea

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.

normal kid

btp

lol

backthepack

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
normal kid

btp

lol

true.

ThomasFremont

This is the age where you drink to excess and you have no money. Hence the cheap shit. But if you can afford it, drink the good shit to excess. More power to you.

backthepack

This is the age where you drink to excess and you have no money. Hence the cheap shit. But if you can afford it, drink the good shit to excess. More power to you.

Girls buy me alcohol anyways so idgaf.

minion_doog

This is the age where you drink to excess and you have no money. Hence the cheap shit. But if you can afford it, drink the good shit to excess. More power to you.
Girls buy me alcohol anyways so idgaf.

Cause you're growns up and you're growns up and you're growns up

Swaye

DerekJohnson

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
normal kid

btp

lol

It’s possible he was normal prior to spending time here.

Pitchfork51

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

Nope, pretty sure I can make fun of his bitch ass

When I was his age I sure as fuck wasnt trading texts with some 40 year old dude.

FireCohen

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

Pic? Or gtfo redman

Swaye

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.
Nope, pretty sure I can make fun of his bitch ass

When I was his age I sure as fuck wasnt trading texts with some 40 year old dude.

Let he who has never embraced NAMBLA cast the first stone I always say.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I guess this is good if you plan on being a bartender, but what kind of 18 year old drinks craft cocktails?

Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
normal kid

btp

lol

He hangs out here. No fucking way is he normal.

Swaye

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.

You fags can make fun of packthefudge all you want, but he has sent me a few photos of a couple of the college girls he has been blowing the back out of recently, and I must say, top shelf. Plus, my NTD, BB game is now skronger.
Pic? Or gtfo redman

People send me all kind of funny shit. The reason this happens is because I never share their shit with the bored. My inbox is like Gore's lockbox, only way better.