1) he’s gay and 2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???
JFC
90 percent of my sophomore year was making drinks, then getting the hot girl to join me behind the bar making drinks, then kicking everyone out and boning.
Or attempting to bone and fail, but still brag to my friends about hooking up.
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Just get some 40's or Mad Dog like a normal kid.
#ForTheElitistPussy
When you're 50 and drinking cheap stuff kills you, sure, go to town on cocktails and old people shit. Don't throw your good metabolism away.
2) you guys really think you can’t get laid off making drinks for people??? Really??? You guys???
JFC
Or attempting to bone and fail, but still brag to my friends about hooking up.
Get with the program
btp
lol