PM to the Bored

This is getting silly. Yes, OBK talked a ridiculous amount of smack and is getting lit up. He might argue that he’s gotten you all riled up which was precisely his intent. I dunno. I lack his particular brand of comic genius. But one look at the front page suggests that, in terms of trolling, he’s been epically successful.

I think his first poast (or damn near it) here mentioned that he’d heard this was a great troll bored.

Anyhoo... if you can’t see that everyone hear has been ejacuating non-stop since the first half of the wazzu gayme, I can't help you.

You assholes should know better. One of the key tenets of dooging is BONEM. Sure, us losing helped you. But we?re a 9-3ish team this year.

Hell, I picked wazzu to beat us within moments of the win over you pricks:



Mind you, I couldn’t bring myself to pick against us? in the pick em, because I still have my quooky ducky heart.

Beating us? looks like a quality win. For wazzu. You fags lost. To Cristoballz. In Year 1.

He’s supposed to be a shit coach, etc. So why did SUPER GENIUS Peenerman even let the game get close? Look at the comparative S&P between the two teams.

Again, here’s me saying Oregon isn’t all that great even after the big big big win over Bellotti II Plus:



I get is, it’s the mid-season and this place has been overrrun by doogs. But you’re getting a bit carried away. Peenerman is in Year 5 and his team is worse than it was in Year 3. Your recruiting on defense is spotty. Your hopes are largely vested in a transfer who wilted in a QB competition at Georgia. Your WRs are JAGs at best.

Year. 5.

The thing is, many of you know this but you got so excited by wazzu kicking our? asses that you set aside your lackluster win over CU and spent the last few days Spooging in every sense of the term over wazzu’s win. With no sense of self-awareness or shame.




So have fun gorging yourselves on the chum that OBK has been scattering so liberally for the last few weeks.

I’ll be enjoying the show.