SEC Dawg (Gridiron) is on the brink
He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.
I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs
I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.
Five suggestions for SECDawg:
1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.
Good luck, and may the force be with you.
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Threatening to kill a poster (the description was psychotically violent) was too much. I am rooting for you @SECDAWG. It would suck to lose you, so try your best to follow Derek's advice.
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I know a psychotically violent redneck and he wouldn't hurt a fly.
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Well suited for this place? Let’s not pretend that most of us don’t have a drinking problem
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Also, as the poaster he threatened to kill when he was Gridiron, while I know DJ has to do what he has to do, I take no offense and frankly don't blame himWeakarmCobra said:Well suited for this place? Let’s not pretend that most of us don’t have a functional drinking problem
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Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!DerekJohnson said:I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.
He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.
I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs
I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.
Five suggestions for SECDawg:
1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.
Good luck, and may the force be with you.
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We don't want him anywayDerekJohnson said:I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.
He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.
I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs
I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.
Five suggestions for SECDawg:
1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.
Good luck, and may the force be with you. -
Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
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He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
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Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
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I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
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How did gridiron end up at HCH?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
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WeakarmCobra said:
How did gridiron end up at HCH?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
Sad!
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Just so fucking for. Missipi fan to end up in this hell holeHillsboroDuck said:WeakarmCobra said:
How did gridiron end up at HCH?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
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I believe it was during the buildup to the Bama playoff game.WeakarmCobra said:
Just so fucking for. Missipi fan to end up in this hell holeHillsboroDuck said:WeakarmCobra said:
How did gridiron end up at HCH?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
Sad!
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He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!WeakarmCobra said:
How did gridiron end up at HCH?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
Sad! -
I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.minion_doog said:
He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!WeakarmCobra said:
How did gridiron end up at HCH?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
Sad! -
SEC little brothers ride SEC big brothers' dicks.WeakarmCobra said:
I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.minion_doog said:
He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!WeakarmCobra said:
How did gridiron end up at HCH?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
Sad!
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Say 51 to 17?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
Sad! -
We lost to auburn and they beat auburnHillsboroDuck said:
SEC little brothers ride SEC big brothers' dicks.WeakarmCobra said:
I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.minion_doog said:
He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!WeakarmCobra said:
How did gridiron end up at HCH?HillsboroDuck said:
I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.PurpleBaze said:
Why do you hate a good retard fight?HillsboroDuck said:
He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.PurpleBaze said:Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
Now that's some dark shit man.
Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.
Sad!
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OK DJ.DerekJohnson said:I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.
He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.
I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs
I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.
Five suggestions for SECDawg:
1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.
Good luck, and may the force be with you.
HIllsbrothadick, FO.
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You just did hillbillySECDAWG said: -
Sorry. U trying to get me banded. Leave me alone hammer..Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
You just did hillbillySECDAWG said:
