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@RaceBannon was there!!!!TheRealUODuckGirl said:Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve.
Bow chicka bow bow
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Thread did not deliver. Jesus
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Oh GOD....TheRealUODuckGirl said:Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve.
Its shaved.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @EwaDawg
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We need your address so we can send you a bottle of bleach. You can Snapchat yourself as you drink it. @Swaye will be there shortly after. Everything from there is normal initiation to HH.
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Lemon drop with a side car?PurpleBaze said:
Oh, don't worry. It won't be long before @TierbsHsotBoobs shows up and gives her a lemon drop.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Seriously... half decent blonde rolls in and you all instantly roll out the red carpet.Ice_Holmvik said:Hardcore Husky whenever a woman posts
https://youtu.be/MykoU2Uot9A
“Here’s the inside jokes, here’s the lingo, here’s my phone number, my ducks this big.” You bitches are sad. Do all of the guys on here still live in their parents basement?
I’m not salty, you’re salty.
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No Baze. You don't get it. At all.PurpleBaze said:
How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.TheRealUODuckGirl said:@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.
I'm classy like that.
It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).
Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.
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Better advice than Pumpeii...PurpleJ said:
No Baze. You don't get it. At all.PurpleBaze said:
How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.TheRealUODuckGirl said:@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.
I'm classy like that.
It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).
Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.
You're welcome. -
Never go ass to mouth. @puppylove_sugarsteel is a fucking tard.PurpleBaze said:
Better advice than Pumpeii...PurpleJ said:
No Baze. You don't get it. At all.PurpleBaze said:
How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.TheRealUODuckGirl said:@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.
I'm classy like that.
It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).
Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.
You're welcome. -
Harv is @TheRealUODuckGirl
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Land war. Asia. Don't do that either.PurpleJ said:
Never go ass to mouth. @puppylove_sugarsteel is a fucking tard.PurpleBaze said:
Better advice than Pumpeii...PurpleJ said:
No Baze. You don't get it. At all.PurpleBaze said:
How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.TheRealUODuckGirl said:@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.
I'm classy like that.
It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).
Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.
You're welcome.
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Make UODuckGirl a mod of the Duck Refuge please. That place needs a woman's touch.
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So does The Throbber.Gwad said:Make UODuckGirl a mod of the Duck Refuge please. That place needs a woman's touch.
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Drop your username.TheRealUODuckGirl said:Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve. -
Also...never invade Russia.PurpleThrobber said:
Land war. Asia. Don't do that either.PurpleJ said:
Never go ass to mouth. @puppylove_sugarsteel is a fucking tard.PurpleBaze said:
Better advice than Pumpeii...PurpleJ said:
No Baze. You don't get it. At all.PurpleBaze said:
How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.TheRealUODuckGirl said:@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.
I'm classy like that.
It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).
Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.
You're welcome. -
How many BBC have you taken in your life?TheRealUODuckGirl said:Ok. Here I am. You guys go ahead and trash me all you want. Then when you’re done doing your worst can we be done with this?
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Tammy is quite fetching.PurpleBaze said:Tell Tammy to lighten up.
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@backthepack is that guy from high school who wanted in your pants but didn’t have what it took to do what needed to be done.TheRealUODuckGirl said:@backthepack Thanks for the compliment. My filter game is pretty legit so maybe I’m ok for a middle aged doook
You had your eye on someone else and backpack was the guy that followed you, ran into you when you stopped. He put his arm around you which you promptly pushed away.
He fetched your beers, brought you a lemon drop you a beer, hoping to get you shit faced.
He lingered, kept boozing and thought you were buying his game. You didn’t. He called you a bitch when you left with the guy, he from then on, cursed. Then backpack tossed his cookies and passed out.
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Awfully specific, are you speaking from exprience?Baseman said:
@backthepack is that guy from high school who wanted in your pants but didn’t have what it took to do what needed to be done.TheRealUODuckGirl said:@backthepack Thanks for the compliment. My filter game is pretty legit so maybe I’m ok for a middle aged doook
You had your eye on someone else and backpack was the guy that followed you, ran into you when you stopped. He put his arm around you which you promptly pushed away.
He fetched your beers, brought you a lemon drop you a beer, hoping to get you shit faced.
He lingered, kept boozing and thought you were buying his game. You didn’t. He called you a bitch when you left with the guy, he from then on, cursed. Then backpack tossed his cookies and passed out.
Anyways, what you got on our Fuskies? -
I was coming on her page as wellMikeDamone said:
Tammy is quite fetching.PurpleBaze said:Tell Tammy to lighten up.
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Post of the Century.TheRealUODuckGirl said:Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve.
PS: if you've ever wanted a swarthy 🇨🇺 Cuban, a pretend lawyer, or bofe, I'm your man. I'll even show you how to use your snap chat.
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Dude what's your deal? You really fucking Suck today.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Thread did not deliver. Jesus
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Just today?creepycoug said:
Dude what's your deal? You really fucking Suck today.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Thread did not deliver. Jesus
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Hey I'll give her credit for showing up here.
If you're taking the sports message boards seriously like the Duck cucks who drool over her, you're an idiot -
Not in the middle of the store guys.backthepack said:
Awfully specific, are you speaking from exprience?Baseman said:
@backthepack is that guy from high school who wanted in your pants but didn’t have what it took to do what needed to be done.TheRealUODuckGirl said:@backthepack Thanks for the compliment. My filter game is pretty legit so maybe I’m ok for a middle aged doook
You had your eye on someone else and backpack was the guy that followed you, ran into you when you stopped. He put his arm around you which you promptly pushed away.
He fetched your beers, brought you a lemon drop you a beer, hoping to get you shit faced.
He lingered, kept boozing and thought you were buying his game. You didn’t. He called you a bitch when you left with the guy, he from then on, cursed. Then backpack tossed his cookies and passed out.
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But really, @TheRealUODuckGirl be on the pod for Oregon next week. I promise @Swaye won't give you ear aids.
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This is great. Next week, can we get Aaron Feld as our celebrity quook?
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@dirtysouwfdawg my address is 12 Ina Row, Nonatty OR 00000. Make sure it’s Clorox. Don’t be cheap. @PurpleJ BK is trash. Wendy’s is where it’s at. McDonald’s has salad? Who knew. @PurpleThrobber I assume BBC means big balls chip? How many have I taken? More than you’ve given.
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@EwaDawg nobody wants to SMT except my hubs. I’m a 43 year old mom of two. Trust me their hayday has since passed.
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@PurpleBaze buddy, cum on now. I thought we had an understanding. You can bash me all you want but Leave all my girls, including Tammy out of this. PS Olive Garden is gross.
