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The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run.
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Take this to the fucking Soap Opera bored
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Still better than golfPostGameOrangeSlices said:Take this to the fucking Soap Opera bored
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You got a shout out on the same pod as the spirit warning. Consider a two-fer.EsophagealFeces said:I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!
The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run. -
The melting pot is the biggest fucking joke.
How they took peasant food and made it expensive I'll never get.
Just get a 6.99 thing of cheese fondue and some fucking french bread.
Or some damn oil and steak and mushrooms -
Don't date white chicks. Problem solved.
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The fanciest thing she could think of is melting pot?
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You sound jealous.
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Fuck - there’s like 70 of those Melting Pot restaurants.
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Maybe we can kill ourselves together. That sounds gay, but we'll be dead so who gives a fuck? Also, before you end it all, do you have any of that golf tournament money left?EsophagealFeces said:I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!
The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run. -
If so, pics?LoneStarDawg said:The fanciest thing she could think of is melting pot?
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We want pics regardlessSwaye said:
If so, pics?LoneStarDawg said:The fanciest thing she could think of is melting pot?
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#CokeBenderSwaye said:
Maybe we can kill ourselves together. That sounds gay, but we'll be dead so who gives a fuck? Also, before you end it all, do you have any of that golf tournament money left?EsophagealFeces said:I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!
The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run. -
Swaye said:
Maybe we can kill ourselves together. That sounds gay, but we'll be dead so who gives a fuck? Also, before you end it all, do you have any of that golf tournament money left?EsophagealFeces said:I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!
The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run. -
Pitchfork51 said:
The melting pot is the biggest fucking joke.
How they took peasant food and made it expensive I'll never get.
Just get a 6.99 thing of cheese fondue and some fucking french bread.
Or some damn oil and steak and mushrooms
That sounds poor and lazy.
Get a nice piece of Gruyere, a nice piece of Swiss, and some other cheese that you can't pronounce. You get some decent dry white wine, since you're a doovil that means you should get one that doesn't come in a box. You drink the wine while stirring the melting cheese, maybe sprinkle a few drops of the wine in there. My chef's tip: you drink a six pack of beer simultaneously. They won't tell you that in the fondue recipe, but it makes the whole experience much more bearable. You'll thank me the next morning when you're too concerned about your headache to remember you wasted the night making fondue. You then make some decent dippers. Get creative. Chorizo meatballs? Most Arizona State grads like meaty, Mexican balls, so try that. You then spend the night pretending to not notice the person you just banged is having fondue induced diarrhea in your bathroom. -
That all sounds goodRatherBeBrewing said:Pitchfork51 said:The melting pot is the biggest fucking joke.
How they took peasant food and made it expensive I'll never get.
Just get a 6.99 thing of cheese fondue and some fucking french bread.
Or some damn oil and steak and mushrooms
That sounds poor and lazy.
Get a nice piece of Gruyere, a nice piece of Swiss, and some other cheese that you can't pronounce. You get some decent dry white wine, since you're a doovil that means you should get one that doesn't come in a box. You drink the wine while stirring the melting cheese, maybe sprinkle a few drops of the wine in there. My chef's tip: you drink a six pack of beer simultaneously. They won't tell you that in the fondue recipe, but it makes the whole experience much more bearable. You'll thank me the next morning when you're too concerned about your headache to remember you wasted the night making fondue. You then make some decent dippers. Get creative. Chorizo meatballs? Most Arizona State grads like meaty, Mexican balls, so try that. You then spend the night pretending to not notice the person you just banged is having fondue induced diarrhea in your bathroom.
Here's my recipe
Take some gasoline
Pour it over yourself
And light that match
