2019 Recruiting Bored (Updated 9/27/18)
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Also, drink more or drink less or drink bleach and fuck off!
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A family of four making $150k will only have to pay $19k/yr for Harvard (including room & board) thanks to their massive endowment. That's $8,000 less than UW.TurdBuffer said:
I steered my kid away from the Ivy Leagues, and don't regret it for a second. Didn't want her majoring in Ethnic Studies and moving into my basement after graduation with 250k in student loans. Instead she's having the time of her life elsewhere, got a basketful of scholies and will graduate with zero debt.NorwegianHusky said:
This. But more importantly, it's a fucking Ivy League school.WeakarmCobra said:
They don’t, but theyoffer assistance other ways. Pretty much a scholarship without being called oneHillsboroDuck said:
Do ivies give full athletic schollies now? I know they never used to.NorwegianHusky said:I really doubt he's gonna walk on at UW when he has Ivy League offers. He'd have to be too dumb to be able to get those Ivy League offers in the first place.
Call it a humble-brag, that's fine. But given all the Ivy League dipshits and Mrs. degrees I've encountered through the years, I can say with certainty that those schools are vastly overrated and many are located in dull shithole towns. Blech.
https://college.harvard.edu/financial-aid/net-price-calculator
At Princeton you'd pay just $17k
https://swebapps.princeton.edu/FinAid/any_year_finaid_form_calculate_new.pl
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That's it i'm going back to school ASU online class of 2021!
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Hurtful. Really hurtful.UW_Doog_Bot said:Dennis_DeYoung said:If you want to make money you should go into finance. If you are too dumb to do that, then go into construction.
Also - lol at the fucking stupid fuck argument “my wife went to an ivy and now she’s in debt.”
You fucking stupid goober - this has nothing to do with “Ivy’s” and has everything to do with... wait for it... wait some more you stupid shit...
Private school. Turns out it’s more expensive than public school and your fucktard of a wife shouldn’t have been stupid enough to go to any private school and play SPURTZ and major in something that isn’t obviously going to make her money.
I’m sorry she was expecting something that obviously wouldn’t happen... all while diminishing the impact of her education by playin SPURTZ so she could have fun!!!
She sounds dumb and from the fact that you can’t even conceptualize an obvious third variable that wholly explains this phenomenon (by the way, Ivy’s are getting cheaper while shit tier places like PLU get more expensive) - you don’t sound too fucking bright your damn self.
If you are dumb enough to think that Ivy League educations are 1) about giving you unbeatable career connections, 2) are less expensive than other private schools, 3) have a responsibility to push you into a lucrative major, 4) are “worth it” given some stupid fucking post hoc metric... then you are probably the kind of idiot that goes to and Ivy League school, majors in something that leads to a low paying job and then have your husband who supports you complain about it like a fucktard on a random message bored.
Other than that, great point!
Oooooofffffff DDY going hard in the paint! The gloves have come off!Dennis_DeYoung said:I made my money selling drugs. School is for morons who think going into $250k of debt so they can party for four years is a great idea.
But they WANNA go!
95% of college students would be better served working at a bar or restaurant... you can still get herp and fuck in a relatively small circle, though there are always new people coming in and out of your lives you can fuck on the periphery... you can get drunk and get up late and do tons of drugs...
BUT instead of going into $250k debt, you get paid. The only catch is you don’t get to have your retard husband post on message boreds your sympathetic plight of thinking that going to a college, sitting there and not being worth a shit (which, again, is 95% of college students) would lead to gainful employment outside of the 20 or so jobs in this economy that haven’t been reduced to serfdom by your corporate overlords.
Among the many things you said, I fully acknowledged going to an Ivy is "worth it" for certain majors. Especially if there's a professional network that matters to your industry. Go into those majors or don't go to an Ivy. If you want to expand that to most private schools, sure, other than there are plenty of private non-ivy schools that specialize in STEM or trade majors that are 100% worth it such as Harvey Mudd, WyoTech, or private maritime academies to name a few. There's also a handful of private schools that are tuition free or have a sliding scales for tuition.
My wife has plenty of reasons why she ended up where she did but I'm not going to go into all of that. I'll leave it at, she's FS as fuck but smart and talented enough to survive. You'd probably get along with her.
Want to talk ROI on degrees and institutions? Perfectly happy to. It's part of why I went to UW and picked a top earning degree instead of a shoeshine degree in Philosophy from an expensive private school. I'm not here to try and doog it up over UW academis though. If I'd been more SS and hard working I would have gone to an Ivy league for my career and made more money, plain and simple. I can't say that I'm unhappy with how everything has turned out. UW really was the school of my dreams growing up. Doog statement doog poaster. -
No one hating on your Mr. Degree.YellowSnow said:
Hurtful. Really hurtful.UW_Doog_Bot said:Dennis_DeYoung said:If you want to make money you should go into finance. If you are too dumb to do that, then go into construction.
Also - lol at the fucking stupid fuck argument “my wife went to an ivy and now she’s in debt.”
You fucking stupid goober - this has nothing to do with “Ivy’s” and has everything to do with... wait for it... wait some more you stupid shit...
Private school. Turns out it’s more expensive than public school and your fucktard of a wife shouldn’t have been stupid enough to go to any private school and play SPURTZ and major in something that isn’t obviously going to make her money.
I’m sorry she was expecting something that obviously wouldn’t happen... all while diminishing the impact of her education by playin SPURTZ so she could have fun!!!
She sounds dumb and from the fact that you can’t even conceptualize an obvious third variable that wholly explains this phenomenon (by the way, Ivy’s are getting cheaper while shit tier places like PLU get more expensive) - you don’t sound too fucking bright your damn self.
If you are dumb enough to think that Ivy League educations are 1) about giving you unbeatable career connections, 2) are less expensive than other private schools, 3) have a responsibility to push you into a lucrative major, 4) are “worth it” given some stupid fucking post hoc metric... then you are probably the kind of idiot that goes to and Ivy League school, majors in something that leads to a low paying job and then have your husband who supports you complain about it like a fucktard on a random message bored.
Other than that, great point!
Oooooofffffff DDY going hard in the paint! The gloves have come off!Dennis_DeYoung said:I made my money selling drugs. School is for morons who think going into $250k of debt so they can party for four years is a great idea.
But they WANNA go!
95% of college students would be better served working at a bar or restaurant... you can still get herp and fuck in a relatively small circle, though there are always new people coming in and out of your lives you can fuck on the periphery... you can get drunk and get up late and do tons of drugs...
BUT instead of going into $250k debt, you get paid. The only catch is you don’t get to have your retard husband post on message boreds your sympathetic plight of thinking that going to a college, sitting there and not being worth a shit (which, again, is 95% of college students) would lead to gainful employment outside of the 20 or so jobs in this economy that haven’t been reduced to serfdom by your corporate overlords.
Among the many things you said, I fully acknowledged going to an Ivy is "worth it" for certain majors. Especially if there's a professional network that matters to your industry. Go into those majors or don't go to an Ivy. If you want to expand that to most private schools, sure, other than there are plenty of private non-ivy schools that specialize in STEM or trade majors that are 100% worth it such as Harvey Mudd, WyoTech, or private maritime academies to name a few. There's also a handful of private schools that are tuition free or have a sliding scales for tuition.
My wife has plenty of reasons why she ended up where she did but I'm not going to go into all of that. I'll leave it at, she's FS as fuck but smart and talented enough to survive. You'd probably get along with her.
Want to talk ROI on degrees and institutions? Perfectly happy to. It's part of why I went to UW and picked a top earning degree instead of a shoeshine degree in Philosophy from an expensive private school. I'm not here to try and doog it up over UW academis though. If I'd been more SS and hard working I would have gone to an Ivy league for my career and made more money, plain and simple. I can't say that I'm unhappy with how everything has turned out. UW really was the school of my dreams growing up. Doog statement doog poaster. -
Nope. Dennis is Ivy legit. He is our Yale superiority guy.Squirt said:I'd bet a lot of money that Dennis badly wanted to go to an Ivy League school but got rejected.
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This bored always makes me feel better about my gas pumping degree.HillsboroDuck said:Swaye said:
New bored motto?NorwegianHusky said:What the fuck did I start
Good option but I like this one better.GrundleStiltzkin said:I feel worser about myself with each post.
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Because of my hate for all things Crimson, I *REFUSED* to go to Harvard.
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Damn DDY...Dennis_DeYoung said:If you want to make money you should go into finance. If you are too dumb to do that, then go into construction.
Also - lol at the fucking stupid fuck argument “my wife went to an ivy and now she’s in debt.”
You fucking stupid goober - this has nothing to do with “Ivy’s” and has everything to do with... wait for it... wait some more you stupid shit...
Private school. Turns out it’s more expensive than public school and your fucktard of a wife shouldn’t have been stupid enough to go to any private school and play SPURTZ and major in something that isn’t obviously going to make her money.
I’m sorry she was expecting something that obviously wouldn’t happen... all while diminishing the impact of her education by playin SPURTZ so she could have fun!!!
She sounds dumb and from the fact that you can’t even conceptualize an obvious third variable that wholly explains this phenomenon (by the way, Ivy’s are getting cheaper while shit tier places like PLU get more expensive) - you don’t sound too fucking bright your damn self.
If you are dumb enough to think that Ivy League educations are 1) about giving you unbeatable career connections, 2) are less expensive than other private schools, 3) have a responsibility to push you into a lucrative major, 4) are “worth it” given some stupid fucking post hoc metric... then you are probably the kind of idiot that goes to and Ivy League school, majors in something that leads to a low paying job and then have your husband who supports you complain about it like a fucktard on a random message bored.
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And let's not forget that New Haven is about as much of a shit hole as Kent so there's that.Dennis_DeYoung said:Because of my hate for all things Crimson, I *REFUSED* to go to Harvard.
