2019 Recruiting Bored (Updated 9/27/18)
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LEAVEWeakarmCobra said:
God damn it!! Keep all the rowing hawt talk of this boardYellowSnow said:
Leveraging spurtz for a free education can work in the right circumstance. For example, if you are female of 5'10" or more and not a total wimp, row boat is bar by the easiest path to a D I schollie. Row boat is the greatestest Title IX equalizer because is have a ton people on a roster, but since there are only 4 to 5 road trips per year, the travel budget is extremely low.Dennis_DeYoung said:
#MeTooYellowSnow said:
When I finally got in-state tuition starting my JR year, it was $3300 a year at UDub for tuition and books. As @RaceBannon always says, I got mine, fuck everyone else.Dennis_DeYoung said:I made my money selling drugs. School is for morons who think going into $250k of debt so they can party for four years is a great idea.
But they WANNA go!
95% of college students would be better served working at a bar or restaurant... you can still get herp and fuck in a relatively small circle, though there are always new people coming in and out of your lives you can fuck on the periphery... you can get drunk and get up late and do tons of drugs...
BUT instead of going into $250k debt, you get paid. The only catch is you don’t get to have your retard husband post on message boreds your sympathetic plight of thinking that going to a college, sitting there and not being worth a shit (which, again, is 95% of college students) would lead to gainful employment outside of the 20 or so jobs in this economy that haven’t been reduced to serfdom by your corporate overlords.
These people who go to private school pay a fucking grip and PLAY SPURTZ while they go (lol wtf - okay - I’m going to pay a billion bucks for school, but I will constantly be distracted by an inconsequential pastime that will benefit the school and reduce my ability to receive the benefit I’m paying for!!! #Winning) then complain about their plight are so retarded...
“WHEN THEY SOLD ME MY MAS THEY DIDN’T TELL ME I MIGHT KILL MYSELF!!! YOU MEAN I HAD TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING?!!! IT ISN’T JUST A FUN MACHINE?!? WHAT A SCAM!!! THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU, NEVER GET ONE!!!”
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Like dnc?HillsboroDuck said:
LEAVEWeakarmCobra said:
God damn it!! Keep all the rowing hawt talk of this boardYellowSnow said:
Leveraging spurtz for a free education can work in the right circumstance. For example, if you are female of 5'10" or more and not a total wimp, row boat is bar by the easiest path to a D I schollie. Row boat is the greatestest Title IX equalizer because is have a ton people on a roster, but since there are only 4 to 5 road trips per year, the travel budget is extremely low.Dennis_DeYoung said:
#MeTooYellowSnow said:
When I finally got in-state tuition starting my JR year, it was $3300 a year at UDub for tuition and books. As @RaceBannon always says, I got mine, fuck everyone else.Dennis_DeYoung said:I made my money selling drugs. School is for morons who think going into $250k of debt so they can party for four years is a great idea.
But they WANNA go!
95% of college students would be better served working at a bar or restaurant... you can still get herp and fuck in a relatively small circle, though there are always new people coming in and out of your lives you can fuck on the periphery... you can get drunk and get up late and do tons of drugs...
BUT instead of going into $250k debt, you get paid. The only catch is you don’t get to have your retard husband post on message boreds your sympathetic plight of thinking that going to a college, sitting there and not being worth a shit (which, again, is 95% of college students) would lead to gainful employment outside of the 20 or so jobs in this economy that haven’t been reduced to serfdom by your corporate overlords.
These people who go to private school pay a fucking grip and PLAY SPURTZ while they go (lol wtf - okay - I’m going to pay a billion bucks for school, but I will constantly be distracted by an inconsequential pastime that will benefit the school and reduce my ability to receive the benefit I’m paying for!!! #Winning) then complain about their plight are so retarded...
“WHEN THEY SOLD ME MY MAS THEY DIDN’T TELL ME I MIGHT KILL MYSELF!!! YOU MEAN I HAD TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING?!!! IT ISN’T JUST A FUN MACHINE?!? WHAT A SCAM!!! THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU, NEVER GET ONE!!!”
JFC -
WeakarmCobra said:
Like dnc?HillsboroDuck said:
LEAVEWeakarmCobra said:
God damn it!! Keep all the rowing hawt talk of this boardYellowSnow said:
Leveraging spurtz for a free education can work in the right circumstance. For example, if you are female of 5'10" or more and not a total wimp, row boat is bar by the easiest path to a D I schollie. Row boat is the greatestest Title IX equalizer because is have a ton people on a roster, but since there are only 4 to 5 road trips per year, the travel budget is extremely low.Dennis_DeYoung said:
#MeTooYellowSnow said:
When I finally got in-state tuition starting my JR year, it was $3300 a year at UDub for tuition and books. As @RaceBannon always says, I got mine, fuck everyone else.Dennis_DeYoung said:I made my money selling drugs. School is for morons who think going into $250k of debt so they can party for four years is a great idea.
But they WANNA go!
95% of college students would be better served working at a bar or restaurant... you can still get herp and fuck in a relatively small circle, though there are always new people coming in and out of your lives you can fuck on the periphery... you can get drunk and get up late and do tons of drugs...
BUT instead of going into $250k debt, you get paid. The only catch is you don’t get to have your retard husband post on message boreds your sympathetic plight of thinking that going to a college, sitting there and not being worth a shit (which, again, is 95% of college students) would lead to gainful employment outside of the 20 or so jobs in this economy that haven’t been reduced to serfdom by your corporate overlords.
These people who go to private school pay a fucking grip and PLAY SPURTZ while they go (lol wtf - okay - I’m going to pay a billion bucks for school, but I will constantly be distracted by an inconsequential pastime that will benefit the school and reduce my ability to receive the benefit I’m paying for!!! #Winning) then complain about their plight are so retarded...
“WHEN THEY SOLD ME MY MAS THEY DIDN’T TELL ME I MIGHT KILL MYSELF!!! YOU MEAN I HAD TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING?!!! IT ISN’T JUST A FUN MACHINE?!? WHAT A SCAM!!! THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU, NEVER GET ONE!!!”
JFC
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What the fuck did I start
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I'd bet a lot of money that Dennis badly wanted to go to an Ivy League school but got rejected.
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You'd looser that bet.Squirt said:I'd bet a lot of money that Dennis badly wanted to go to an Ivy League school but got rejected.
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@IrishDawg22, a little help here?HillsboroDuck said:
You'd looser that bet.Squirt said:I'd bet a lot of money that Dennis badly wanted to go to an Ivy League school but got rejected.
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New bored motto?NorwegianHusky said:What the fuck did I start
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We had a PWO OL last year with ivy offers, Will Pliska. If you want to play pac-12 football that much and you can afford to walk-on, you don’t give a fuck what other non P5 offers you have.NorwegianHusky said:I really doubt he's gonna walk on at UW when he has Ivy League offers. He'd have to be too dumb to be able to get those Ivy League offers in the first place.
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Swaye said:
New bored motto?NorwegianHusky said:What the fuck did I start
Good option but I like this one better.GrundleStiltzkin said:I feel worser about myself with each post.





