Some perspective I didn't need.
You take out the two times I was in jail, and my rehab stint, plus vacations and fishing trips and all weekend Jeep events, faceplant drunk days, and days spent trying to get hookers in far away lands, and you are left with me averaging about 15 posts a day every single day of my life I wasn't incarcerated, too drunk to type, getting AIDS or falling into rivers.
Jesus. I need a hobby.
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And it's official. I'm killing myself. Thanks HH.YellowSnow said:
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Now do it with sexSwaye said:I've been on this bored since mid-December 2012. So that is roughly 2100 days ago. I have 24,500 posts (roughly). That is an average of almost 12 posts a day every day for almost 6 years.
You take out the two times I was in jail, and my rehab stint, plus vacations and fishing trips and all weekend Jeep events, faceplant drunk days, and days spent trying to get hookers in far away lands, and you are left with me averaging about 15 posts a day every single day of my life I wasn't incarcerated, too drunk to type, getting AIDS or falling into rivers.
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Lucky for me though I have probably screwed a thousand times in that 6 year period, none of them last more than a few seconds, so it really doesn't move the needle much on the numbers.TommySQC said:
Now do it with sexSwaye said:I've been on this bored since mid-December 2012. So that is roughly 2100 days ago. I have 24,500 posts (roughly). That is an average of almost 12 posts a day every day for almost 6 years.
You take out the two times I was in jail, and my rehab stint, plus vacations and fishing trips and all weekend Jeep events, faceplant drunk days, and days spent trying to get hookers in far away lands, and you are left with me averaging about 15 posts a day every single day of my life I wasn't incarcerated, too drunk to type, getting AIDS or falling into rivers.
Jesus. I need a hobby.
Also, shout out to @dnc -
My favorite hobby is accusing strangers of racism on the internet.
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Send my regards to DjSwaye said:
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Hmmnn. Haven't had fondue for a loooong time. Makes me wanna read some Asterix and Obelix.
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Way to stick a bitchfork in me when I'm down.Pitchfork51 said:Fondue = awesome
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J?PurpleJ said:My favorite hobby is accusing strangers of racism on the internet.
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You do it, and whitey wins. Think about it.Swaye said:
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@Swaye, I believe when you were in rehab I recommended you pick up needlepoint as a hobby - I still stand by my suggestion.
