DUCKFIGHTER ILLUSTRATED PAC 12 OPENER SPECIAL REPORT
Coming off of the major let down of the march to Atlanta and defeat at the hands of the Rebs, we returned home and got some much needed perspective.
We went 4 and 0 last week in our hot pick section and boy was our bookie hit hard by that.
Undaunted we endeavor to persevere and face the onslaught of the Pac 12 schedule and a night game at altitude in Utah. Yes Utah is in fact, in the Pac 12 South. The more you know
The Huskies will ride the arm of the high flying Jake Browning into Provo to face the Cougs. A natural leader and the heart of our DAWGS
Jake has the field vision and moxie that you just can't teach. Apparently
We like the DAWGS by a field goal in this one.
OTHER LESS IMPORTANT GAMES
WSU at Eastern Washington at Colin Cowherd Field:
The Cuogs are flying high coming off of two major wins over top flight opponents. Hard not to have a let down in a game like this but the good news for WSU is that its a rival game. Tyler Hilsiniki will be honored at halftime as a Cuog Legend. Insert your own jokes here since I have a CONTRACT.
WSU 34, EWU 33
Oregon at San Jose at Silicon Valley Stadium at Google Field
If you thought the Cuogs were flying high wait until you see the Ducks play. Led by all everything Heisman winning # 1 NFL draft choice, Brian Burmeister, the Ducks have reeled off two wins in a row over Power Bottom 5 opponents. #FILLTHESLEEVES #FLEXFRIDAY. #LOSEONSATURDAY
But not this week as the Fighting Dionne Warwicks are no match for Coach Feld and his Ducks
Oregon 70, SJSU 21
California fans will show their WE BEAT IDAHO STATE tee shirts with pride after this Saturday.
Oregon State won a game last week for this first time since the magma cooled on the earth's crust. I should know since I was there. Jonathon Smith is showing why WASHINGTON is struggling since he left.
Chip Kelly will get UCLA back on track this week against Fresno State in a battle of former Duck coaches who are now in a much better place. Chip got run by the Sooners
Auburn will beat LSU much to the chagrin of Ducks and Cuogs everywhere.
Our team of the week is ASU who just as we predicted beat MSU in the late night desert sun. Those of you who doubted Herm should pay attention.
AROUND THE NATION
Climpson locked up a playoff berth with a win over ATM. Urban State hopes to do the same this week against the Fighting MBAs. Alabama plays Ole Miss in the lead in game to our DAWGS. Nick Saban is under suicide watch in case he gets asked about who his starting QB is.
Meanwhile Chris Petersen is going to stick with what has brought us here:
Good fucking night readers. Only 10 more regular season games in his career. Thanks for reading I guess.
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Duck Fighter Illustrated has become USA Today- i.e., less about the technically gifted writing and more pics for the low info readers.
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well, well, well...look whose great grandchild was over to show someone how to insert a gif.
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Welcome to two weeks ago
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oh, did that happen when i was in San Diego?RaceBannon said:Welcome to two weeks ago
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Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
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I laffed ... OUT LOUD.RaceBannon said:AND WE MAKE THE PICKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU RICH
Coming off of the major let down of the march to Atlanta and defeat at the hands of the Rebs, we returned home and got some much needed perspective.
We went 4 and 0 last week in our hot pick section and boy was our bookie hit hard by that.
Undaunted we endeavor to persevere and face the onslaught of the Pac 12 schedule and a night game at altitude in Utah. Yes Utah is in fact, in the Pac 12 South. The more you know
The Huskies will ride the arm of the high flying Jake Browning into Provo to face the Cougs. A natural leader and the heart of our DAWGS
Jake has the field vision and moxie that you just can't teach. Apparently
We like the DAWGS by a field goal in this one.
OTHER LESS IMPORTANT GAMES
WSU at Eastern Washington at Colin Cowherd Field:
The Cuogs are flying high coming off of two major wins over top flight opponents. Hard not to have a let down in a game like this but the good news for WSU is that its a rival game. Tyler Hilsiniki will be honored at halftime as a Cuog Legend. Insert your own jokes here since I have a CONTRACT.
WSU 34, EWU 33
Oregon at San Jose at Silicon Valley Stadium at Google Field
If you thought the Cuogs were flying high wait until you see the Ducks play. Led by all everything Heisman winning # 1 NFL draft choice, Brian Burmeister, the Ducks have reeled off two wins in a row over Power Bottom 5 opponents. #FILLTHESLEEVES #FLEXFRIDAY. #LOSEONSATURDAY
But not this week as the Fighting Dionne Warwicks are no match for Coach Feld and his Ducks
Oregon 70, SJSU 21
California fans will show their WE BEAT IDAHO STATE tee shirts with pride after this Saturday.
Oregon State won a game last week for this first time since the magma cooled on the earth's crust. I should know since I was there. Jonathon Smith is showing why WASHINGTON is struggling since he left.
Chip Kelly will get UCLA back on track this week against Fresno State in a battle of former Duck coaches who are now in a much better place. Chip got run by the Sooners
Auburn will beat LSU much to the chagrin of Ducks and Cuogs everywhere.
Our team of the week is ASU who just as we predicted beat MSU in the late night desert sun. Those of you who doubted Herm should pay attention.
AROUND THE NATION
Climpson locked up a playoff berth with a win over ATM. Urban State hopes to do the same this week against the Fighting MBAs. Alabama plays Ole Miss in the lead in game to our DAWGS. Nick Saban is under suicide watch in case he gets asked about who his starting QB is.
Meanwhile Chris Petersen is going to stick with what has brought us here:
Good fucking night readers. Only 10 more regular season games in his career. Thanks for reading I guess. -
I've long struggled with writer's block myself and this place has made it far worse. Sometimes it's just easier to communicate via pics and gifs.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together -
YellowSnow said:
I've long struggled with writer's block myself and this place has made it far worse. Sometimes it's just easier to communicate via pics and gifs.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together
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YellowSnow said:
I've long struggled with writer's block myself and this place has made it far worse. Sometimes it's just easier to communicate via pics and gifs.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together
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Brilliant as always Race!
Could someone refresh my memory as to the context of this gif?
It says a lot how Browning sulks/hangs his head while Dante looks unfazed and Gaines just scratches himself. -
It was a missed field goal in the Utah game not to be confused with his reaction at the ASU gameDoog_de_Jour said:Brilliant as always Race!
Could someone refresh my memory as to the context of this gif?
It says a lot how Browning sulks/hangs his head while Dante looks unfazed and Gaines just scratches himself. -
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together -
Miss reactions;RaceBannon said:
It was a missed field goal in the Utah game not to be confused with his reaction at the ASU gameDoog_de_Jour said:Brilliant as always Race!
Could someone refresh my memory as to the context of this gif?
It says a lot how Browning sulks/hangs his head while Dante looks unfazed and Gaines just scratches himself.
99, scratches his balls "Looks like Imma have to eat a motherfucker"
3, speaking to his vag "Why, mommy?" -
You get Free Pub for my avatar @DardanusDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together -
Hey look at that...pretty cool. How long has that been a thing?YellowSnow said:
You get Free Pub for my avatar @DardanusDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together -
Post Auburn. I was depressed.Dardanus said:
Hey look at that...pretty cool. How long has that been a thing?YellowSnow said:
You get Free Pub for my avatar @DardanusDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together -
Well done. Go back to the dark times.YellowSnow said:
Post Auburn. I was depressed.Dardanus said:
Hey look at that...pretty cool. How long has that been a thing?YellowSnow said:
You get Free Pub for my avatar @DardanusDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together
You wanna get back up? Check this out...
https://archive.org/details/jrad2018-08-24.cmc621.cmc64.sbd.matrix.flac24
St. Stephen to the end will get it done. The Atlantic City cover is uncommon but will leave you fuzzy. If you get through it without dancing you aren't doing it right. Much love. -
I read it. Or watched it.
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Good shit. Those guys are a solid tribute act.Dardanus said:
Well done. Go back to the dark times.YellowSnow said:
Post Auburn. I was depressed.Dardanus said:
Hey look at that...pretty cool. How long has that been a thing?YellowSnow said:
You get Free Pub for my avatar @DardanusDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together
You wanna get back up? Check this out...
https://archive.org/details/jrad2018-08-24.cmc621.cmc64.sbd.matrix.flac24
St. Stephen to the end will get it done. The Atlantic City cover is uncommon but will leave you fuzzy. If you get through it without dancing you aren't doing it right. Much love. -
It's a different sound. But it's so creative and uptempo you can't help but love it. Or don't. But you should.YellowSnow said:
Good shit. Those guys are a solid tribute act.Dardanus said:
Well done. Go back to the dark times.YellowSnow said:
Post Auburn. I was depressed.Dardanus said:
Hey look at that...pretty cool. How long has that been a thing?YellowSnow said:
You get Free Pub for my avatar @DardanusDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together
You wanna get back up? Check this out...
https://archive.org/details/jrad2018-08-24.cmc621.cmc64.sbd.matrix.flac24
St. Stephen to the end will get it done. The Atlantic City cover is uncommon but will leave you fuzzy. If you get through it without dancing you aren't doing it right. Much love. -
Yeah and let me know if you want to start posting shartsDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together -
it rhymesminion_doog said:
Yeah and let me know if you want to start posting shartsDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together -
BOOMDardanus said:
it rhymesminion_doog said:
Yeah and let me know if you want to start posting shartsDardanus said:
Let me know if you want to start poasting charts.RaceBannon said:Once we lost the front page I assumed editorial control over DFI and yes, inserted gifs and shit
Like Yellow said, my goal is to eliminate all words all together -
Did I get a shout out?
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Thirsty
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I have been in a cold, calculated rage since Auburn.
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Gladstone said:
I have been in a cold, calculated rage since Stanford 2017.
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