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Don't confuse general competence for half the game with a decent to good game. Yes the crowd was hostile. Yes it was a big stage. Yes their DL is good. Yes, he was more decisive than he usually is. Guess what, who gives a fuck? He is a fucking 4th year starter. FOUR fucking years. He should be decisive and a decent game manager after four goddamn years. Jesus people. If he was a RS Soph and played that game I'd agree that it was a decent performance and he might grow into a great QB. Um, he is what he is. It's fucking year 4. As a STARTER.
People keep saying everyone was covered on the last sack. Who gives a fuck? There's a minute left and it's fourth down, you do not take a fucking sack there. You throw it somewhere down the field. Anywhere down the fucking field. Maybe you get a PI. Maybe a tip ball miracle. But it's your last play of the game and you throw it somewhere because you have literally nothing to lose. The WORST possible play you can make there is exactly what he did - deer in the headlights and take a coverage sack while pissing down his own leg. FFS.
That interception at the start....are you kidding me? He tries to throw it away...directly to Auburn. Fumble in the red zone. The kid brain locks and fumble fucks around whenever crunch time is on and always on the biggest stage. As Race said, this shit is terminal. Shitsox is a good little 4th year starter in the lowly Pac-12 - he will probably light it up this year in our league of paint licking midgets. He's not a national level QB and he never will be. If you haven't figured that out yet you are retarded.
Christ.

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This 1000%.
If you're a 4th year starter and supposed "game manager", non-ironically pre-snap Jesus, then you should be able to recognize a blitz and throw into the vacated part of the field rather than scrambling around like an asshole and taking a sack at a crucial part of the game.
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Yes. Some of the apologetic comments I’ve seen on here are doogman worthy.Swaye said:There are people on this bored, people whose opinions I often respect, who are giving Browning too much fucking credit. I cannot believe how many times I have read "one of his best games" or "played as good as you could expect" or some variant thereof.
Don't confuse general competence for half the game with a decent to good game. Yes the crowd was hostile. Yes it was a big stage. Yes their DL is good. Yes, he was more decisive than he usually is. Guess what, who gives a fuck? He is a fucking 4th year starter. FOUR fucking years. He should be decisive and a decent game manager after four goddamn years. Jesus people. If he was a RS Soph and played that game I'd agree that it was a decent performance and he might grow into a great QB. Um, he is what he is. It's fucking year 4. As a STARTER.
People keep saying everyone was covered on the last sack. Who gives a fuck? There's a minute left and it's fourth down, you do not take a fucking sack there. You throw it somewhere down the field. Anywhere down the fucking field. Maybe you get a PI. Maybe a tip ball miracle. But it's your last play of the game and you throw it somewhere because you have literally nothing to lose. The WORST possible play you can make there is exactly what he did - deer in the headlights and take a coverage sack while pissing down his own leg. FFS.
That interception at the start....are you kidding me? He tries to throw it away...directly to Auburn. Fumble in the red zone. The kid brain locks and fumble fucks around whenever crunch time is on and always on the biggest stage. As Race said, this shit is terminal. Shitsox is a good little 4th year starter in the lowly Pac-12 - he will probably light it up this year in our league of paint licking midgets. He's not a national level QB and he never will be. If you haven't figured that out yet you are retarded.
Christ.
And the apologists will say, “Ah ha! I told you so!” When he lights up (most of) the pac-12. -
This place has becum Doogman 2.0
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The thing that really impresses me is his ability to be white, which is the one saving grace of his game.
At the start of every game announcers talk about his grit and moxie, he shits the bed, but amazingly his whiteness is magic that erases the memory of him shitting the bed every game. -
I always thought game manager meant minimizing turnovers and spreading the ball to your playmakers without taking a ton of risks or trying to put the game on your shoulders and make a play.
How exactly is he a game manager?
He's like the opposite.
Are we just using game manager as the equivalent of mediocre?
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I approve of this photo.Swaye said:There are people on this bored, people whose opinions I often respect, who are giving Browning too much fucking credit. I cannot believe how many times I have read "one of his best games" or "played as good as you could expect" or some variant thereof.
Don't confuse general competence for half the game with a decent to good game. Yes the crowd was hostile. Yes it was a big stage. Yes their DL is good. Yes, he was more decisive than he usually is. Guess what, who gives a fuck? He is a fucking 4th year starter. FOUR fucking years. He should be decisive and a decent game manager after four goddamn years. Jesus people. If he was a RS Soph and played that game I'd agree that it was a decent performance and he might grow into a great QB. Um, he is what he is. It's fucking year 4. As a STARTER.
People keep saying everyone was covered on the last sack. Who gives a fuck? There's a minute left and it's fourth down, you do not take a fucking sack there. You throw it somewhere down the field. Anywhere down the fucking field. Maybe you get a PI. Maybe a tip ball miracle. But it's your last play of the game and you throw it somewhere because you have literally nothing to lose. The WORST possible play you can make there is exactly what he did - deer in the headlights and take a coverage sack while pissing down his own leg. FFS.
That interception at the start....are you kidding me? He tries to throw it away...directly to Auburn. Fumble in the red zone. The kid brain locks and fumble fucks around whenever crunch time is on and always on the biggest stage. As Race said, this shit is terminal. Shitsox is a good little 4th year starter in the lowly Pac-12 - he will probably light it up this year in our league of paint licking midgets. He's not a national level QB and he never will be. If you haven't figured that out yet you are retarded.
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Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
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There is nothing dooging about it.YellowSnow said:Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
This was one of his best games. That is all we can expect of him. The problem is he just isn't good enough. We saw this team's ceiling on Saturday with browning at quarterback. Once we upgrade quarterback and linebacker we will be a contender. Until then we're a top 10 team but not a top few team. -
but the pisser is that the game could have been won on the final drive. The third down play is the one that pissed me off more - all that being said, Jake Browning still sucksYellowSnow said:Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
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Haener starts we win the game? I think so
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Exactly this ... throw in edge rushing as wellMad_Son said:
There is nothing dooging about it.YellowSnow said:Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
This was one of his best games. That is all we can expect of him. The problem is he just isn't good enough. We saw this team's ceiling on Saturday with browning at quarterback. Once we upgrade quarterback and linebacker we will be a contender. Until then we're a top 10 team but not a top few team.
At this point there has to be an understanding of breaking Browning’s physical limitations away from the analysis. He’s better than any other QB we can throw out right now. He’s not a QB that can make the special throws in tight windows in the red zone against elite athletes. The brain farts are fair game as those are mental and he should know better. -
ATBSJBSTequilla said:
Exactly this ... throw in edge rushing as wellMad_Son said:
There is nothing dooging about it.YellowSnow said:Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
This was one of his best games. That is all we can expect of him. The problem is he just isn't good enough. We saw this team's ceiling on Saturday with browning at quarterback. Once we upgrade quarterback and linebacker we will be a contender. Until then we're a top 10 team but not a top few team.
At this point there has to be an understanding of breaking Browning’s physical limitations away from the analysis. He’s better than any other QB we can throw out right now. He’s not a QB that can make the special throws in tight windows in the red zone against elite athletes. The brain farts are fair game as those are mental and he should know better. -
You know we've had black QBs at UW in the past 15 years right? Our continued shittieness at the position is color blind.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing that really impresses me is his ability to be white, which is the one saving grace of his game.
At the start of every game announcers talk about his grit and moxie, he shits the bed, but amazingly his whiteness is magic that erases the memory of him shitting the bed every game. -
He is who he is. I'm surprised everyone is surprised each time he fails against great competition.
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Did you know that Sark was better than Ty?YellowSnow said:Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
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If he is the best QB available, fire Peterman with fire.Tequilla said:
Exactly this ... throw in edge rushing as wellMad_Son said:
There is nothing dooging about it.YellowSnow said:Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
This was one of his best games. That is all we can expect of him. The problem is he just isn't good enough. We saw this team's ceiling on Saturday with browning at quarterback. Once we upgrade quarterback and linebacker we will be a contender. Until then we're a top 10 team but not a top few team.
At this point there has to be an understanding of breaking Browning’s physical limitations away from the analysis. He’s better than any other QB we can throw out right now. He’s not a QB that can make the special throws in tight windows in the red zone against elite athletes. The brain farts are fair game as those are mental and he should know better. -
He was actually according to wins and losses. You play to win the game so this is the ultimate measuring stick.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Did you know that Sark was better than Ty?YellowSnow said:Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
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Your height must be giving you altitude sickness. You should sit down quick.YellowSnow said:Why is it Dooging to think that Jake sucks, but that he sucked less in this game than USC and Bama in 2016? I don't care about the last drive; the game was lost on other plays.
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I loved his quote during game week that he “is not going to light up a 7-on-7 tournament, but when it comes time to fight he is the guy people want on their side.”Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing that really impresses me is his ability to be white, which is the one saving grace of his game.
At the start of every game announcers talk about his grit and moxie, he shits the bed, but amazingly his whiteness is magic that erases the memory of him shitting the bed every game.
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In the days leading up to the game, I thought, "You know, if we didn't have Browning, we'd have a pretty good chance."
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That pic of him laying face down on the turf pretty much sums up his career at UW
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How is a QB a game manager if he cant even throw the ball away? AND throws it as an INT??
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Including a lot of the architects of the anti doog movement.AZDuck said:This place has becum Doogman 2.0
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Sounds like you’d be a better team if you had better players.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:In the days leading up to the game, I thought, "You know, if we didn't have Browning, we'd have a pretty good chance."
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Sounds like you could read if you’d gone to a decent school. We’re talking about the QB, dipshit.MikeSeaver said:
Sounds like you’d be a better team if you had better players.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:In the days leading up to the game, I thought, "You know, if we didn't have Browning, we'd have a pretty good chance."
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So the QB isn't a player?Passion said:
Sounds like you could read if you’d gone to a decent school. We’re talking about the QB, dipshit.MikeSeaver said:
Sounds like you’d be a better team if you had better players.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:In the days leading up to the game, I thought, "You know, if we didn't have Browning, we'd have a pretty good chance."
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Rest of the team can (and did) play well enough to win. Our new kicker appears to be half-a-bag of shit.
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He is 1.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
So the QB isn't a player?Passion said:
Sounds like you could read if you’d gone to a decent school. We’re talking about the QB, dipshit.MikeSeaver said:
Sounds like you’d be a better team if you had better players.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:In the days leading up to the game, I thought, "You know, if we didn't have Browning, we'd have a pretty good chance."
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Rest of the team can (and did) play well enough to win. Our new kicker appears to be half-a-bag of shit.
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AZ and Mike have been quooking up the place but stillMikeSeaver said:
Including a lot of the architects of the anti doog movement.AZDuck said:This place has becum Doogman 2.0
Sad to see. Funny, but sad. -
RaceBannon said:
DJ and Mike have been quooking up the place but stillMikeSeaver said:
Including a lot of the architects of the anti doog movement.AZDuck said:This place has becum Doogman 2.0
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Auburn's front 7 was legit, but that secondary was nothing special. It might even be terrible. Luckily they play in the SEC where nobody can throw and catch.
One CB for Auburn had a club on his hand. The other CB was moved from WR.
This perfect roster bullshit does not exist outside Alabama. We will always have holes. Look at Auburn's secondary and OL. They aren't championship caliber.
We're recruiting better, but there will always be some areas of the team less strong than others, whether it be youth, depth, injury, or just missing on recruits.
The way we fix those holes is a gamer at QB. We have a little boy playing QB.