Can we fucking stop using the Special Olympics scale to grade Jake?
He’s a fucking 4 year starter. He’s garbage physically, so he already sucks al- but he’s garbage mentally as well.
What you have is a QB with no arm who can’t make any throws, who is basically a C-level player otherwise and empties his intestines whenever the game is on the line.
He missed Aaron Fuller over the middle with a couple minutes left. He threw late to Baccelia and missed him wide open in the end zone.
If he’s “a good player despite physical limitations” he makes those throws. He adjusts to the blitz, he doesn’t have the two turnovers and he FUCKING CERTAINLY doesn’t take a sack on 3rd down with the game on the line.
Repeat after me: he is garbage physically, he is garbage mentally.
Jake is the 4-9 Ty year. Unless he goes 0-12 Doogs will never admit he’s bad. He was a 4-9 QB in that game.
Stidham isn’t fucking Elway. People act like Stidham getting first downs with his feet isn’t important but when Jake does it it’s like he’s a fucking miracle worker.
Game wouldn’t have been any different with Haener. Yet again.
Let’s just get this fucking year over with.
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Jake sucks. Can we talk about something else please? This is so 2017.
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If you want to change the subject, this bored isn’t for you. I fucking hate loser bullshit. Sorry if you’d like to be happy. Take that shit to dawgman.YellowSnow said:Jake sucks. Can we talk about something else please? This is so 2017.
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2024 will be special.Dennis_DeYoung said:Jesus fucking Fuck.
He’s a fucking 4 year starter. He’s garbage physically, so he already sucks al- but he’s garbage mentally as well.
What you have is a QB with no arm who can’t make any throws, who is basically a C-level player otherwise and empties his intestines whenever the game is on the line.
He missed Aaron Fuller over the middle with a couple minutes left. He threw late to Baccelia and missed him wide open in the end zone.
If he’s “a good player despite physical limitations” he makes those throws. He adjusts to the blitz, he doesn’t have the two turnovers and he FUCKING CERTAINLY doesn’t take a sack on 3rd down with the game on the line.
Repeat after me: he is garbage physically, he is garbage mentally.
Jake is the 4-9 Ty year. Unless he goes 0-12 Doogs will never admit he’s bad. He was a 4-9 QB in that game.
Stidham isn’t fucking Elway. People act like Stidham getting first downs with his feet isn’t important but when Jake does it it’s like he’s a fucking miracle worker.
Game wouldn’t have been any different with Haener. Yet again.
Let’s just get this fucking year over with. -
You’re a dud, Boobie.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
2024 will be special.Dennis_DeYoung said:Jesus fucking Fuck.
He’s a fucking 4 year starter. He’s garbage physically, so he already sucks al- but he’s garbage mentally as well.
What you have is a QB with no arm who can’t make any throws, who is basically a C-level player otherwise and empties his intestines whenever the game is on the line.
He missed Aaron Fuller over the middle with a couple minutes left. He threw late to Baccelia and missed him wide open in the end zone.
If he’s “a good player despite physical limitations” he makes those throws. He adjusts to the blitz, he doesn’t have the two turnovers and he FUCKING CERTAINLY doesn’t take a sack on 3rd down with the game on the line.
Repeat after me: he is garbage physically, he is garbage mentally.
Jake is the 4-9 Ty year. Unless he goes 0-12 Doogs will never admit he’s bad. He was a 4-9 QB in that game.
Stidham isn’t fucking Elway. People act like Stidham getting first downs with his feet isn’t important but when Jake does it it’s like he’s a fucking miracle worker.
Game wouldn’t have been any different with Haener. Yet again.
Let’s just get this fucking year over with. -
I demand that we win the PAC in 2018 and a NT by 2020. Fuck off. That's not loser talk.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you want to change the subject, this bored isn’t for you. I fucking hate loser bullshit. Sorry if you’d like to be happy. Take that shit to dawgman.YellowSnow said:Jake sucks. Can we talk about something else please? This is so 2017.
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If you don’t relish in the chance to shit all over Jake one last year, you are a Doog.YellowSnow said:
I demand that we win the PAC in 2018 and a NT by 2020. Fuck off. That's not loser talk.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you want to change the subject, this bored isn’t for you. I fucking hate loser bullshit. Sorry if you’d like to be happy. Take that shit to dawgman.YellowSnow said:Jake sucks. Can we talk about something else please? This is so 2017.
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Good, you accepted that Shitsox is terrible. Moving on....YellowSnow said:Jake sucks. Can we talk about something else please? This is so 2017.
DL looks pretty good. LBers are an abortion, but Ngata looks like he will be a star one day. WTE was good - should have been used more. OL was better than some are saying, but worse than others are saying - they did hold their own after the first Q though. RB's are bad ass but that is a tough front 7 to run on. WR's were a very pleasant and unexpected surprise. Too bad they rely on a split tail fag to get them the ball. I could have called a better game than Bush and I have a well documented drug problem. Pete is mostly a pussy fag who can't win the big game at this point. -
Everything you said Dennis is why I said on the pod that I expect this team to win the PAC 12 and be the worst team we have in the next 5 years. Browning's limitations are what they are at this point … just tired about bitching about him.
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Free your mind of Browning induced manic depression. It's a liberating experience.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you don’t relish in the chance to shit all over Jake one last year, you are a Doog.YellowSnow said:
I demand that we win the PAC in 2018 and a NT by 2020. Fuck off. That's not loser talk.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you want to change the subject, this bored isn’t for you. I fucking hate loser bullshit. Sorry if you’d like to be happy. Take that shit to dawgman.YellowSnow said:Jake sucks. Can we talk about something else please? This is so 2017.
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Wrong. Enjoy the hate. That’s why 0-12 was liberating.YellowSnow said:
Free your mind of Browning induced manic depression. It's a liberating experience.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you don’t relish in the chance to shit all over Jake one last year, you are a Doog.YellowSnow said:
I demand that we win the PAC in 2018 and a NT by 2020. Fuck off. That's not loser talk.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you want to change the subject, this bored isn’t for you. I fucking hate loser bullshit. Sorry if you’d like to be happy. Take that shit to dawgman.YellowSnow said:Jake sucks. Can we talk about something else please? This is so 2017.
If you don’t want to start 50 threads shitting on Jake you have Doog left in you.
Kill it.
