OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage
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Can you recommend a toothpaste and mouthwash for OBK?WarDamnEagle said:
Found your new Team Dick Breath?oregonblitzkrieg said:WarDamnEagle said:
Lmao you guys must really know football if you think this shit is our whole season. We'll get better shithead so will Washington. Their is this thing called "mid season form" where a team is as good as they can be to say the least. Washington will be there and so will Auburn fuck everyone will be there (Except for Oregon and Oregon state fuck those guys) Pull you dick out of your ass and focus on the next game.Baseman said:
Go fuck yourself. Your coaches are dumbfucks. You? had the chance to push our shit in but dinked around. No discipline. Fucking stupid penalties.WarDamnEagle said:
Bro you have to be drunk. Its the only way you can tell someone that they suck with a handle like Oregonfuckmybutt. I hate you, you son of a bitch I wanted to delete this shit but I'll keep it just for you pussy. I can't honestly take your conference seriously hyping up these guys just so they can eat shit (Except you receivers, their cool) I expect the same shit next year a bunch of big talk and bruised asses then you dick breath bastards being surprised that you lost instead of talking shit as if you're going to win How about convincing me that you dildo sucking fucks can keep the game close. I hope you go drunk driving with the kids in the back seat.oregonblitzkrieg said:
You suck shit. You're losing 4 to 5 games this year.WarDamnEagle said:Fucking awful play on both sides but only one of us had a shit brain OC. Your QB may be retarded but he is tough as nails. Our backup RB is underrated. Washington will win the FAG12 once their n mid season form and get the last laugh. Idk if we can beat the dawgs and bama away with our ass of an OL.
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Murphy should have tried to pick that conversion attempt. Would have been an easy 2 points. Tieing with a field goal more likely then browning actually winning the game.
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What’s wrong with having a baby mama?YellowSnow said:
It does. My genes will live on and there's something to be said for this.backthepack said:
Must suck to be married.YellowSnow said:
Fuck off Chief. No loser coitus for me today. Thanks for rubbing it in.Swaye said:
How come we always lose every coin flip game against a marque opponent? That's either 0-4 or 0-5 now. I can;t remember which. Fuck it, CLS is in the shower and I'm about to go balls deep. All 3 inches.YellowSnow said:
Race is right. Didn't see anything today indicating we can not still have a good season and win the Pac. It was a coin flip game; we came up on the wrong side. So fucking be it. Saban loses to Auburn too.RaceBannon said:
FUCK YOUPurpleJ said:
Fuck the trendRaceBannon said:Losers lose but the trend is up ticking
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Midseason form isn't complete nonsense. There is a reduction in variability from week 1 where upsets are less likely to occur.
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you know that boning your girlfriend isnt really internet brag worthy rightSwaye said:
Sorry you said I do. But seriously, I love Pete. Glad ot have him Yaddayaddayadda....the fucker has not won one major marque game since he haas been here...and get the fuck out with Tree and Buffalo. Not big time programs on big time stages. USC end of the season for all the bragging rights? Shit ourselves. Bama in the CFP. Shitsoxed ourselves. Penn State in a NY6? Face raped worse than the score showed. Auburn in the feature opening weekend national game? Just gave it away with Shitsox sputtering around all over the place half the game, looking competent the other half, and the DBs playing some weird gameplan that looked like it was designed in an alien rape chamber.YellowSnow said:
Fuck off Chief. No loser coitus for me today. Thanks for rubbing it in.Swaye said:
How come we always lose every coin flip game against a marque opponent? That's either 0-4 or 0-5 now. I can;t remember which. Fuck it, CLS is in the shower and I'm about to go balls deep. All 3 inches.YellowSnow said:
Race is right. Didn't see anything today indicating we can not still have a good season and win the Pac. It was a coin flip game; we came up on the wrong side. So fucking be it. Saban loses to Auburn too.RaceBannon said:
FUCK YOUPurpleJ said:
Fuck the trendRaceBannon said:Losers lose but the trend is up ticking
0-4. At some point 10-3 and winning a shit bowl or losing a bowl that matters isn't good enough. At some point you have to win the big game when the lights are on and the opponent isn't Colorado. Shower just cut off so she must be well shaved. I gotta go give her some Slim Pickens. Later fags.
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I’ll try to carry on.creepycoug said:
I'm not emotional!!!MikeSeaver said:creepycoug said:
Shut up. NOFC what you think.MikeSeaver said:
Thisoregonblitzkrieg said:
Your coaches kept you in the game dumbfuck. Auburn sucks, but they've got more talent, and they have Malzahn. Most PAC 12 teams would lose this game by 21 points or more.GreenRiverGatorz said:The coaches we jerked off to cost us (Lake and Bush)
The game played out in reverse of how I thought it would. Including Washington winning.
Thought UW would come out quick then Auburn would fall all over themselves and come up short. They really aren't very good. Will easily lose 3 games.
Go rinse; you stink.
Never gets emotional, tho
You sound emotional.
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Fuck, everyone will be there. @WarDamnEagle says soMad_Son said:Midseason form isn't complete nonsense. There is a reduction in variability from week 1 where upsets are less likely to occur.
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Well... the thing about mid season form is that it doesn't always occur during the mid season. Some teams peak early some peak late others not at all.Baseman said:
Fuck, everyone will be there. @WarDamnEagle says soMad_Son said:Midseason form isn't complete nonsense. There is a reduction in variability from week 1 where upsets are less likely to occur.
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Saltiness is reaaaaaaaal WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!! SEC>PAC 12
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Wait, CLS actually took you back. Christ, that means anything is possible. I’m starting to like our? chances to make the playoff. Shit, we? could win it all. Anything is possible guys!!!Swaye said:
How come we always lose every coin flip game against a marque opponent? That's either 0-4 or 0-5 now. I can;t remember which. Fuck it, CLS is in the shower and I'm about to go balls deep. All 3 inches.YellowSnow said:
Race is right. Didn't see anything today indicating we can not still have a good season and win the Pac. It was a coin flip game; we came up on the wrong side. So fucking be it. Saban loses to Auburn too.RaceBannon said:
FUCK YOUPurpleJ said:
Fuck the trendRaceBannon said:Losers lose but the trend is up ticking
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But what about our Kewgs brah!!! I know that I sold them short because Leach first games, Pullman partying and altitude. But they wore that alleged elite G5 defense down brah!! And youre gonna love Minshew, He’s a Shit talkin Stasch wearin mother fucker. But He’s doin it the right way pumpin up the whole team on the sidelines. More or less the anti Falk.creepycoug said:
Shut up. NOFC what you think.MikeSeaver said:
Thisoregonblitzkrieg said:
Your coaches kept you in the game dumbfuck. Auburn sucks, but they've got more talent, and they have Malzahn. Most PAC 12 teams would lose this game by 21 points or more.GreenRiverGatorz said:The coaches we jerked off to cost us (Lake and Bush)
The game played out in reverse of how I thought it would. Including Washington winning.
Thought UW would come out quick then Auburn would fall all over themselves and come up short. They really aren't very good. Will easily lose 3 games.
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CUOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!salemcoog said:
But what about our Kewgs brah!!! I know that I sold them short because Leach first games, Pullman partying and altitude. But they wore that alleged elite G5 defense down brah!! And youre gonna love Minshew, He’s a Shit talkin Stasch wearin mother fucker. But He’s doin it the right way pumpin up the whole team on the sidelines. More or less the anti Falk.creepycoug said:
Shut up. NOFC what you think.MikeSeaver said:
Thisoregonblitzkrieg said:
Your coaches kept you in the game dumbfuck. Auburn sucks, but they've got more talent, and they have Malzahn. Most PAC 12 teams would lose this game by 21 points or more.GreenRiverGatorz said:The coaches we jerked off to cost us (Lake and Bush)
The game played out in reverse of how I thought it would. Including Washington winning.
Thought UW would come out quick then Auburn would fall all over themselves and come up short. They really aren't very good. Will easily lose 3 games.
Go rinse; you stink. -
You're still with CLS?Swaye said:
Sorry you said I do. But seriously, I love Pete. Glad ot have him Yaddayaddayadda....the fucker has not won one major marque game since he haas been here...and get the fuck out with Tree and Buffalo. Not big time programs on big time stages. USC end of the season for all the bragging rights? Shit ourselves. Bama in the CFP. Shitsoxed ourselves. Penn State in a NY6? Face raped worse than the score showed. Auburn in the feature opening weekend national game? Just gave it away with Shitsox sputtering around all over the place half the game, looking competent the other half, and the DBs playing some weird gameplan that looked like it was designed in an alien rape chamber.YellowSnow said:
Fuck off Chief. No loser coitus for me today. Thanks for rubbing it in.Swaye said:
How come we always lose every coin flip game against a marque opponent? That's either 0-4 or 0-5 now. I can;t remember which. Fuck it, CLS is in the shower and I'm about to go balls deep. All 3 inches.YellowSnow said:
Race is right. Didn't see anything today indicating we can not still have a good season and win the Pac. It was a coin flip game; we came up on the wrong side. So fucking be it. Saban loses to Auburn too.RaceBannon said:
FUCK YOUPurpleJ said:
Fuck the trendRaceBannon said:Losers lose but the trend is up ticking
0-4. At some point 10-3 and winning a shit bowl or losing a bowl that matters isn't good enough. At some point you have to win the big game when the lights are on and the opponent isn't Colorado. Shower just cut off so she must be well shaved. I gotta go give her some Slim Pickens. Later fags.
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Sad I had more faith in your cuogs than you did.salemcoog said:
But what about our Kewgs brah!!! I know that I sold them short because Leach first games, Pullman partying and altitude. But they wore that alleged elite G5 defense down brah!! And youre gonna love Minshew, He’s a Shit talkin Stasch wearin mother fucker. But He’s doin it the right way pumpin up the whole team on the sidelines. More or less the anti Falk.creepycoug said:
Shut up. NOFC what you think.MikeSeaver said:
Thisoregonblitzkrieg said:
Your coaches kept you in the game dumbfuck. Auburn sucks, but they've got more talent, and they have Malzahn. Most PAC 12 teams would lose this game by 21 points or more.GreenRiverGatorz said:The coaches we jerked off to cost us (Lake and Bush)
The game played out in reverse of how I thought it would. Including Washington winning.
Thought UW would come out quick then Auburn would fall all over themselves and come up short. They really aren't very good. Will easily lose 3 games.
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It is. I’ll wear that. I thought their running game would obliterate our 260lb average D line and they started to. But Claeys had some aces in the hole in the 2nd half with dudes that weren’t even on the depth chart and stoned them. We then wore out their vaunted best G5 defense out with our running backs In the 4th. And our? QB is entertaining, on and off of the field.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Sad I had more faith in your cuogs than you did.salemcoog said:
But what about our Kewgs brah!!! I know that I sold them short because Leach first games, Pullman partying and altitude. But they wore that alleged elite G5 defense down brah!! And youre gonna love Minshew, He’s a Shit talkin Stasch wearin mother fucker. But He’s doin it the right way pumpin up the whole team on the sidelines. More or less the anti Falk.creepycoug said:
Shut up. NOFC what you think.MikeSeaver said:
Thisoregonblitzkrieg said:
Your coaches kept you in the game dumbfuck. Auburn sucks, but they've got more talent, and they have Malzahn. Most PAC 12 teams would lose this game by 21 points or more.GreenRiverGatorz said:The coaches we jerked off to cost us (Lake and Bush)
The game played out in reverse of how I thought it would. Including Washington winning.
Thought UW would come out quick then Auburn would fall all over themselves and come up short. They really aren't very good. Will easily lose 3 games.
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Get this man a uniform.WarDamnEagle said:
This site has brought the worst out of me.greenblood said:
You belong hereWarDamnEagle said:
Bro you have to be drunk. Its the only way you can tell someone that they suck with a handle like Oregonfuckmybutt. I hate you, you son of a bitch I wanted to delete this shit but I'll keep it just for you pussy. I can't honestly take your conference seriously hyping up these guys just so they can eat shit (Except you receivers, their cool) I expect the same shit next year a bunch of big talk and bruised asses then you dick breath bastards being surprised that you lost instead of talking shit as if you're going to win How about convincing me that you dildo sucking fucks can keep the game close. I hope you go drunk driving with the kids in the back seat.oregonblitzkrieg said:
You suck shit. You're losing 4 to 5 games this year.WarDamnEagle said:Fucking awful play on both sides but only one of us had a shit brain OC. Your QB may be retarded but he is tough as nails. Our backup RB is underrated. Washington will win the FAG12 once their n mid season form and get the last laugh. Idk if we can beat the dawgs and bama away with our ass of an OL.
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true. have fun rooting for another other SEC team in the playoff ya jerk-off cause your? team is a 3 loss team and our? team is probably a two or three loss team. Our? teams suck. not impressedThe_Midnight_Tiger said:
Saltiness is reaaaaaaaal WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!! SEC>PAC 12
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joking aside I think that may be the most appropriate oneDerekJohnson said:
"Bring out the worst in yourself"WarDamnEagle said:
This site has brought the worst out of me.greenblood said:
You belong hereWarDamnEagle said:
Bro you have to be drunk. Its the only way you can tell someone that they suck with a handle like Oregonfuckmybutt. I hate you, you son of a bitch I wanted to delete this shit but I'll keep it just for you pussy. I can't honestly take your conference seriously hyping up these guys just so they can eat shit (Except you receivers, their cool) I expect the same shit next year a bunch of big talk and bruised asses then you dick breath bastards being surprised that you lost instead of talking shit as if you're going to win How about convincing me that you dildo sucking fucks can keep the game close. I hope you go drunk driving with the kids in the back seat.oregonblitzkrieg said:
You suck shit. You're losing 4 to 5 games this year.WarDamnEagle said:Fucking awful play on both sides but only one of us had a shit brain OC. Your QB may be retarded but he is tough as nails. Our backup RB is underrated. Washington will win the FAG12 once their n mid season form and get the last laugh. Idk if we can beat the dawgs and bama away with our ass of an OL.
New board motto?
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Hey Bitchfork, go fuck yourself. I have very little joy in my life so don't try to ruin the small shred that exists.Pitchfork51 said:
you know that boning your girlfriend isnt really internet brag worthy rightSwaye said:
Sorry you said I do. But seriously, I love Pete. Glad ot have him Yaddayaddayadda....the fucker has not won one major marque game since he haas been here...and get the fuck out with Tree and Buffalo. Not big time programs on big time stages. USC end of the season for all the bragging rights? Shit ourselves. Bama in the CFP. Shitsoxed ourselves. Penn State in a NY6? Face raped worse than the score showed. Auburn in the feature opening weekend national game? Just gave it away with Shitsox sputtering around all over the place half the game, looking competent the other half, and the DBs playing some weird gameplan that looked like it was designed in an alien rape chamber.YellowSnow said:
Fuck off Chief. No loser coitus for me today. Thanks for rubbing it in.Swaye said:
How come we always lose every coin flip game against a marque opponent? That's either 0-4 or 0-5 now. I can;t remember which. Fuck it, CLS is in the shower and I'm about to go balls deep. All 3 inches.YellowSnow said:
Race is right. Didn't see anything today indicating we can not still have a good season and win the Pac. It was a coin flip game; we came up on the wrong side. So fucking be it. Saban loses to Auburn too.RaceBannon said:
FUCK YOUPurpleJ said:
Fuck the trendRaceBannon said:Losers lose but the trend is up ticking
0-4. At some point 10-3 and winning a shit bowl or losing a bowl that matters isn't good enough. At some point you have to win the big game when the lights are on and the opponent isn't Colorado. Shower just cut off so she must be well shaved. I gotta go give her some Slim Pickens. Later fags.
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“Bringing out the worst of every fanbase since 2012” or 2011 or whenever this circlejerk started
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Shit Sox is really hard to sayoregonblitzkrieg said:
You're good and looked like you belong, but you still need a Heisman caliber QB, or something pretty close to it, to sniff the natty.CuntWaffle said:Guys Browning fucking killed us. It’s simple. He threw an Omega fucking shitty interception. Had one of the worst fumbles I have ever seen in my life. Then recreated his amazing USC and Stanford Whirling Dirvish sack (I could hear the Benny Hill music in you background).
The difference between THIS game and the Bama/PSU games is we looked like we belong. They kicked our ass in the first quarter but we kicked theirs in the 3rd.
Defense made adjustments and actually played pretty well. If the offense could have scored ONCE in those 3 trips to the red zone we would be celebrating the natty already. But alas we have shit Sox leading this team and because of that the ceiling is lower than it should be. -
Auspicious 2,000 comment.UW_Doog_Bot said:Well, off to kill myself. Bye guys!
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What he said.Swaye said:
Hey Bitchfork, go fuck yourself. I have very little joy in my life so don't try to ruin the small shred that exists.Pitchfork51 said:
you know that boning your girlfriend isnt really internet brag worthy rightSwaye said:
Sorry you said I do. But seriously, I love Pete. Glad ot have him Yaddayaddayadda....the fucker has not won one major marque game since he haas been here...and get the fuck out with Tree and Buffalo. Not big time programs on big time stages. USC end of the season for all the bragging rights? Shit ourselves. Bama in the CFP. Shitsoxed ourselves. Penn State in a NY6? Face raped worse than the score showed. Auburn in the feature opening weekend national game? Just gave it away with Shitsox sputtering around all over the place half the game, looking competent the other half, and the DBs playing some weird gameplan that looked like it was designed in an alien rape chamber.YellowSnow said:
Fuck off Chief. No loser coitus for me today. Thanks for rubbing it in.Swaye said:
How come we always lose every coin flip game against a marque opponent? That's either 0-4 or 0-5 now. I can;t remember which. Fuck it, CLS is in the shower and I'm about to go balls deep. All 3 inches.YellowSnow said:
Race is right. Didn't see anything today indicating we can not still have a good season and win the Pac. It was a coin flip game; we came up on the wrong side. So fucking be it. Saban loses to Auburn too.RaceBannon said:
FUCK YOUPurpleJ said:
Fuck the trendRaceBannon said:Losers lose but the trend is up ticking
0-4. At some point 10-3 and winning a shit bowl or losing a bowl that matters isn't good enough. At some point you have to win the big game when the lights are on and the opponent isn't Colorado. Shower just cut off so she must be well shaved. I gotta go give her some Slim Pickens. Later fags.
now if you rocked the chubbo at the bar....thats a different story.