I hate this bored after a victory
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Ain't gonna happen.
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So on the drive home from school this afternoon I ask my 13-yr-old if he's excited about going to his first football game in six years. He looks at me all confused, and asks "When am I going to a football game?" I say tomorrow, Cal-North Carolina, we're leaving at 9 to be there by 10:30 or so. He says 'I'm not going." Oh yes you are, Mom and I bought you a ticket. "Why would I want to go to a football game? Spend at least three hours in the car, four hours sitting in a stadium watching a game I don't care about, all so I can walk around some campus for a half hour? Forget that." Well, how about if I buy you a big foam hand with the index finger up, that says Bears #1? "The Bears will never be #1!" A hot dog? "You know I hate hot dogs." How about some nachos? "Fine, but I can eat nachos at home." Long pause (it's traffic on Hwy 1 through Santa Cruz/Capitola on a Friday afternoon, we've got a lot of time here). How about I let you pick out a bong at Whelan's Smoke Shop? "I'M IN!" "I WANT ONE TOO!" chimes in his older brother from the back seat.
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I'm judging right now.BearsWiin said:So on the drive home from school this afternoon I ask my 13-yr-old if he's excited about going to his first football game in six years. He looks at me all confused, and asks "When am I going to a football game?" I say tomorrow, Cal-North Carolina, we're leaving at 9 to be there by 10:30 or so. He says 'I'm not going." Oh yes you are, Mom and I bought you a ticket. "Why would I want to go to a football game? Spend at least three hours in the car, four hours sitting in a stadium watching a game I don't care about, all so I can walk around some campus for a half hour? Forget that." Well, how about if I buy you a big foam hand with the index finger up, that says Bears #1? "The Bears will never be #1!" A hot dog? "You know I hate hot dogs." How about some nachos? "Fine, but I can eat nachos at home." Long pause (it's traffic on Hwy 1 through Santa Cruz/Capitola on a Friday afternoon, we've got a lot of time here). How about I let you pick out a bong at Whelan's Smoke Shop? "I'M IN!" "I WANT ONE TOO!" chimes in his older brother from the back seat.
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BearsWiin said:
So on the drive home from school this afternoon I ask my 13-yr-old if he's excited about going to his first football game in six years. He looks at me all confused, and asks "When am I going to a football game?" I say tomorrow, Cal-North Carolina, we're leaving at 9 to be there by 10:30 or so. He says 'I'm not going." Oh yes you are, Mom and I bought you a ticket. "Why would I want to go to a football game? Spend at least three hours in the car, four hours sitting in a stadium watching a game I don't care about, all so I can walk around some campus for a half hour? Forget that." Well, how about if I buy you a big foam hand with the index finger up, that says Bears #1? "The Bears will never be #1!" A hot dog? "You know I hate hot dogs." How about some nachos? "Fine, but I can eat nachos at home." Long pause (it's traffic on Hwy 1 through Santa Cruz/Capitola on a Friday afternoon, we've got a lot of time here). How about I let you pick out a bong at Whelan's Smoke Shop? "I'M IN!" "I WANT ONE TOO!" chimes in his older brother from the back seat.
As with so many aspects of parenting, it's all about finding effective incentives.
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congrats, your kid doesnt like football.
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That one doesn't. He likes parkour more than anything else. The other one in the car is getting his adult black belt next month, at the tender age of 16. He's mildly interested in football, along with attending HH meetups in college town dive bars.Pitchfork51 said:congrats, your kid doesnt like football.
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BearsWiin said:
That one doesn't. He likes parkour more than anything else. The other one in the car is getting his adult black belt next month, at the tender age of 16. He's mildly interested in football, along with attending HH meetups in college town dive bars.Pitchfork51 said:congrats, your kid doesnt like football.
Im sure both are a hoot at wine and cheese parties.
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Are they both results of victory coitus?
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Reminds me of this exchange from the TV show “The West Wing”:BearsWiin said:So on the drive home from school this afternoon I ask my 13-yr-old if he's excited about going to his first football game in six years. He looks at me all confused, and asks "When am I going to a football game?" I say tomorrow, Cal-North Carolina, we're leaving at 9 to be there by 10:30 or so. He says 'I'm not going." Oh yes you are, Mom and I bought you a ticket. "Why would I want to go to a football game? Spend at least three hours in the car, four hours sitting in a stadium watching a game I don't care about, all so I can walk around some campus for a half hour? Forget that." Well, how about if I buy you a big foam hand with the index finger up, that says Bears #1? "The Bears will never be #1!" A hot dog? "You know I hate hot dogs." How about some nachos? "Fine, but I can eat nachos at home." Long pause (it's traffic on Hwy 1 through Santa Cruz/Capitola on a Friday afternoon, we've got a lot of time here). How about I let you pick out a bong at Whelan's Smoke Shop? "I'M IN!" "I WANT ONE TOO!" chimes in his older brother from the back seat.
As with so many aspects of parenting, it's all about finding effective incentives.
President Josiah Bartlet: You know I gave the kids candy all the time, right?
Abbey Bartlet: Behind my back?
President Josiah Bartlet: Yes.
Abbey Bartlet: You bought their love.
President Josiah Bartlet: Well, it was for sale, and I wanted it. -
They sound like the kids of a Cal grad to me.
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He sounds really tuff. Is he thinking of becoming an army ranger?BearsWiin said:
That one doesn't. He likes parkour more than anything else. The other one in the car is getting his adult black belt next month, at the tender age of 16. He's mildly interested in football, along with attending HH meetups in college town dive bars.Pitchfork51 said:congrats, your kid doesnt like football.
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Pitchfork51 said:
congrats, your kid is gay.
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I’d hate this bored to.BearsWiin said:so Go War Eagles!
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So, there’s hope?BearsWiin said:
That one doesn't. He likes parkour more than anything else. The other one in the car is getting his adult black belt next month, at the tender age of 16. He's mildly interested in football, along with attending HH meetups in college town dive bars.Pitchfork51 said:congrats, your kid doesnt like football.
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The kids want to stay home to watch the DAWGS play
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It’s ‘War Eagle,’ you dolt.
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REALLY?!?!???CaptainPJ said:It’s ‘War Eagle,’ you dolt.
Both kids settled on US Tubes bongs. Younger got a larger clear one, older got a smaller black one. Just doesn't seem right somehow -
WTFAY?TierbsHsotBoobs said: -
Nothing changed with me.BearsWiin said:
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It seems the cooler has returned. But with other recent additions on the board, I’m glad to see him back until the point where I want him to LEAVE!!! again.BearsWiin said:
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I probably should go now since TSIO.salemcoog said:
It seems the cooler has returned. But with other recent additions on the board, I’m glad to see him back until the point where I want him to LEAVE!!! again.BearsWiin said:
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The Vegass Bowel is still within reachTierbsHsotBoobs said:
I probably should go now since TSIO.salemcoog said:
It seems the cooler has returned. But with other recent additions on the board, I’m glad to see him back until the point where I want him to LEAVE!!! again.BearsWiin said:
WTFAY?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
