Kaho's dad still pushing him to BAMA
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everyone flag the OP so it can't be bumped gogogogogogoBaphomet said:Why hasn't this thread died yet?
nothing personal dnc
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You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
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Fake timeline of events...
Signs with udub Feb 7th
Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
Tosh and Dad continue talking
Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
Asks for release and granted
Bolts for bama
Dad 10 dimes richer
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It was all over when he wasn’t enrolled in LEAP believe that
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That reads like Ugly Betty fan fictionBaseman said:
Oregon fans said the same thing.montyfranklyn said:
Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soonPurpleBaze said:
Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.
Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.
Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert?
Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.
How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!
Which brings this back to you.
Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?
Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.
Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.
Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!
See where this is going?
The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.
Shits about to get real.
Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.
That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.
Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay. -
Saban does that every class. No matter what, he will go hard to the end for the player he has higher on his board. This isn't the first time we've gotten burned by this.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Sounds like Saban has lost his edge. Sad to see an old warhorse die in the traces.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
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Should have gotten an Oscarminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU daysminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that one -
I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????StrongArmCobra said:
You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA -
Kaho signed on December 20th, the early signing period. If he had waited, he would have signed with Bama. Bama took a smaller class and wanted JJ Petersen more, but we 10RC decided to go with the 20th guy on their list in Pruitt, Petersen went with him. We were left holding the bag on signing day in Feb. and ended up taking a much smaller class than anticipated. That lead to firingsHarbaughKhakis said:Fake timeline of events...
Signs with udub Feb 7th
Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
Tosh and Dad continue talking
Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
Asks for release and granted
Bolts for bama
Dad 10 dimes richer -
montyfranklyn said:
That reads like Ugly Betty fan fictionBaseman said:
Oregon fans said the same thing.montyfranklyn said:
Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soonPurpleBaze said:
Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.
Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.
Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert?
Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.
How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!
Which brings this back to you.
Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?
Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.
Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.
Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!
See where this is going?
The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.
Shits about to get real.
Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.
That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.
Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay.montyfranklyn said:
Saban does that every class. No matter what, he will go hard to the end for the player he has higher on his board. This isn't the first time we've gotten burned by this.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Sounds like Saban has lost his edge. Sad to see an old warhorse die in the traces.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
montyfranklyn said:
Should have gotten an Oscarminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU daysminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that onemontyfranklyn said:
I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????StrongArmCobra said:
You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA
LEAVE!montyfranklyn said:
Kaho signed on December 20th, the early signing period. If he had waited, he would have signed with Bama. Bama took a smaller class and wanted JJ Petersen more, but we 10RC decided to go with the 20th guy on their list in Pruitt, Petersen went with him. We were left holding the bag on signing day in Feb. and ended up taking a much smaller class than anticipated. That lead to firingsHarbaughKhakis said:Fake timeline of events...
Signs with udub Feb 7th
Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
Tosh and Dad continue talking
Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
Asks for release and granted
Bolts for bama
Dad 10 dimes richer -
BennyBeaver said:montyfranklyn said:
That reads like Ugly Betty fan fictionBaseman said:
Oregon fans said the same thing.montyfranklyn said:
Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soonPurpleBaze said:
Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.
Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.
Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert?
Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.
How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!
Which brings this back to you.
Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?
Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.
Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.
Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!
See where this is going?
The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.
Shits about to get real.
Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.
That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.
Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay.montyfranklyn said:
Saban does that every class. No matter what, he will go hard to the end for the player he has higher on his board. This isn't the first time we've gotten burned by this.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Sounds like Saban has lost his edge. Sad to see an old warhorse die in the traces.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
montyfranklyn said:
Should have gotten an Oscarminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU daysminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that onemontyfranklyn said:
I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????StrongArmCobra said:
You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA
LEAVE!montyfranklyn said:
Kaho signed on December 20th, the early signing period. If he had waited, he would have signed with Bama. Bama took a smaller class and wanted JJ Petersen more, but we 10RC decided to go with the 20th guy on their list in Pruitt, Petersen went with him. We were left holding the bag on signing day in Feb. and ended up taking a much smaller class than anticipated. That lead to firingsHarbaughKhakis said:Fake timeline of events...
Signs with udub Feb 7th
Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
Tosh and Dad continue talking
Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
Asks for release and granted
Bolts for bama
Dad 10 dimes richer
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Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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We?montyfranklyn said:
Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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Thanks Icarus.montyfranklyn said:
That reads like Ugly Betty fan fictionBaseman said:
Oregon fans said the same thing.montyfranklyn said:
Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soonPurpleBaze said:
Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.
Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.
Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert?
Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.
How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!
Which brings this back to you.
Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?
Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.
Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.
Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!
See where this is going?
The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.
Shits about to get real.
Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.
That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.
Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay. -
Never heard of em. Sounds short and white, slow strategy try-hard. Passmontyfranklyn said:
Should have gotten an Oscarminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU daysminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that one -
We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.dnc said:
We?montyfranklyn said:
Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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Nice, what position did you play?montyfranklyn said:
We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.dnc said:
We?montyfranklyn said:
Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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Congratulations. One hell of an accomplishment. Your dads must be so proud.montyfranklyn said:
We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.dnc said:
We?montyfranklyn said:
Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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Sidewalk alum =/= alum. HTH.montyfranklyn said:
We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.dnc said:
We?montyfranklyn said:
Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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In high school I played Free SafetyUWhuskytskeet said:
Nice, what position did you play?montyfranklyn said:
We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.dnc said:
We?montyfranklyn said:
Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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Wow, I am shocked a message board full of dickheads. Talk that shit to my face and see how funny it is assholes.montyfranklyn said:
In high school I played Free SafetyUWhuskytskeet said:
Nice, what position did you play?montyfranklyn said:
We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.dnc said:
We?montyfranklyn said:
Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
BTW - 3.9 GPA already scored enough on the ACT as a 9th grader to be eligible. o all you dickheads, yes you know who you are, STFU. -
Upvoted for great phrasing.StrongArmCobra said:
You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
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It wasn't no compromise dick head. They were tears of joy. Going to Alabama was the compromise to help out his broke dad.montyfranklyn said:
I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????StrongArmCobra said:
You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA -
Suck a dick cunt.montyfranklyn said:
Gonna be worse when we land SmallsGilbystaint said:Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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Nothing like a quintuple post to show how much you don't care.montyfranklyn said:BennyBeaver said:montyfranklyn said:
That reads like Ugly Betty fan fictionBaseman said:
Oregon fans said the same thing.montyfranklyn said:
Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soonPurpleBaze said:
Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.
Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.
Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert?
Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.
How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!
Which brings this back to you.
Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?
Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.
Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.
Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!
See where this is going?
The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.
Shits about to get real.
Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.
That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.
Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay.montyfranklyn said:
Saban does that every class. No matter what, he will go hard to the end for the player he has higher on his board. This isn't the first time we've gotten burned by this.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Sounds like Saban has lost his edge. Sad to see an old warhorse die in the traces.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
montyfranklyn said:
Should have gotten an Oscarminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU daysminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that onemontyfranklyn said:
I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????StrongArmCobra said:
You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA
LEAVE!montyfranklyn said:
Kaho signed on December 20th, the early signing period. If he had waited, he would have signed with Bama. Bama took a smaller class and wanted JJ Petersen more, but we 10RC decided to go with the 20th guy on their list in Pruitt, Petersen went with him. We were left holding the bag on signing day in Feb. and ended up taking a much smaller class than anticipated. That lead to firingsHarbaughKhakis said:Fake timeline of events...
Signs with udub Feb 7th
Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
Tosh and Dad continue talking
Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
Asks for release and granted
Bolts for bama
Dad 10 dimes richer -
FRANNY?UW_Doog_Bot said:
Nothing like a quintuple post to show how much you don't care.montyfranklyn said:BennyBeaver said:montyfranklyn said:
That reads like Ugly Betty fan fictionBaseman said:
Oregon fans said the same thing.montyfranklyn said:
Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soonPurpleBaze said:
Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.
Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.
Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert?
Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.
How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!
Which brings this back to you.
Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?
Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.
Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.
Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!
See where this is going?
The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.
Shits about to get real.
Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.
That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.
Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay.montyfranklyn said:
Saban does that every class. No matter what, he will go hard to the end for the player he has higher on his board. This isn't the first time we've gotten burned by this.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Sounds like Saban has lost his edge. Sad to see an old warhorse die in the traces.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
montyfranklyn said:
Should have gotten an Oscarminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU daysminion_doog said:montyfranklyn said:
He's going to be a national champion hereQuietcowskee said:
He was gonna be 3rd string here.montyfranklyn said:Dude is 217
Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that onemontyfranklyn said:
I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????StrongArmCobra said:
You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA
LEAVE!montyfranklyn said:
Kaho signed on December 20th, the early signing period. If he had waited, he would have signed with Bama. Bama took a smaller class and wanted JJ Petersen more, but we 10RC decided to go with the 20th guy on their list in Pruitt, Petersen went with him. We were left holding the bag on signing day in Feb. and ended up taking a much smaller class than anticipated. That lead to firingsHarbaughKhakis said:Fake timeline of events...
Signs with udub Feb 7th
Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
Tosh and Dad continue talking
Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
Asks for release and granted
Bolts for bama
Dad 10 dimes richer -
I'm sure they're all enjoying their jobs at the Atlanta Hooters now.montyfranklyn said:
I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????StrongArmCobra said:
You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.montyfranklyn said:To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.
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Time to tie an anchor to this thread and let it sink into the puget sound for all tim.
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It’s game week bitches
