Pole on Religion (lulz)

dnc said:

BennyBeaver said:

Swaye said:

Which one of the following best describes you. No write-in's fags. ATFQ

The fuck is the non-denominational, evangelical Christian option? You know, the Bible thumpers like Mars Hill and their ilk that are here to collect wealth and dodge taxes.

hi

What part of non-denominational don’t you understand?

Protestant IS a denomination.

BennyBeaver said:

BennyBeaver said:

dnc said:

BennyBeaver said:

Swaye said:

Which one of the following best describes you. No write-in's fags. ATFQ

The fuck is the non-denominational, evangelical Christian option? You know, the Bible thumpers like Mars Hill and their ilk that are here to collect wealth and dodge taxes.

hi

What part of non-denominational don’t you understand?

Protestant IS a denomination.

Baptists and multiple other groups which have in their scope some denominations that might disavow a common "Protestant" designation, and would rather prefer to be called, simply, "Christian".

No homey.

Protestant is not a denomination.

Prebyterians, Methodists, Baptists, Unitarians, Quakers, Pentacostals.....all denominations.

YellowSnow said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

LebamDawg said:

I should have selected the catholic one since lutheran (I think it is mandatory for Swedes from Wisconsin) is just as screwed up

I was raised Lutheran. One of my Catholic friends growing up said, “you know, our religions are essentially the same - you however acknowledge you don’t listen to the Pope while I just pretend I listen.”

So yeah.

Shout out to my papist buddies!

Nordic women are the most beautiful in the world so the Lutherans are doing something right

Inbreeding is how they get the best traits in dogs, too.

BennyBeaver said:

BennyBeaver said:

dnc said:

BennyBeaver said:

Swaye said:

Which one of the following best describes you. No write-in's fags. ATFQ

The fuck is the non-denominational, evangelical Christian option? You know, the Bible thumpers like Mars Hill and their ilk that are here to collect wealth and dodge taxes.

hi

What part of non-denominational don’t you understand?

Protestant IS a denomination.

Baptists and multiple other groups which have in their scope some denominations that might disavow a common "Protestant" designation, and would rather prefer to be called, simply, "Christian".

Clearly not your wheelhouse

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

I'm a heathen.

Me too!

I'm allowed to say that right?

No

Because I care about Der Golve as a person and #StandAgainstBulllying I'll expound on this.

Non-denominational is code for non-denominational protestant. The churches you refer to that might prefer to just go by "Christian" rather than Catholic or Orthodox are 100% protestant whether they embrace the identity or not.

Christians are either Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant - all Christians globally fall into one of these three buckets.

If they don't know what they are, they are Protestant.

Protestant isn't a denomination, it has no centralized leadership or structure. Protestants can disagree with one another about basically everything (and they do), except that they aren't Catholic or Orthodox.

There are literally hundreds of denominations under the protestant umbrella.

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

@GrundleStiltzkin is with me.

We! are the bulwarks against these heretics.

dnc said:

Because I care about Der Golve as a person and #StandAgainstBulllying I'll expound on this.

Non-denominational is code for non-denominational protestant. The churches you refer to that might prefer to just go by "Christian" rather than Catholic or Orthodox are 100% protestant whether they embrace the identity or not.

Christians are either Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant - all Christians globally fall into one of these three buckets.

If they don't know what they are, they are Protestant.

Protestant isn't a denomination, it has no centralized leadership or structure. Protestants can disagree with one another about basically everything (and they do), except that they aren't Catholic or Orthodox.

There are literally hundreds of denominations under the protestant umbrella.

And therein lies the problem with Protestantism- i.e., anyone can start their own Church of the Third Revelation. Mainline Protestantism is on the way out and all that will be left is born again, evangelical denominations and Catholicism. I feel bad for my Methodists, Anglicans and Calvinists.

Yep, protestants give us the very best and very worst* of Christianity.










*Non systemic octogenarian molestering of young boys division.

But still irregardless its a mute point. The aforementioned bible thumping, non- denominational Protestants deserved their own category in this pole. There giving the old school Ps a bad name.

I’ll kindly be fucking off now.

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

@GrundleStiltzkin is with me.

We! are the bulwarks against these heretics.

dnc said:

Because I care about Der Golve as a person and #StandAgainstBulllying I'll expound on this.

Non-denominational is code for non-denominational protestant. The churches you refer to that might prefer to just go by "Christian" rather than Catholic or Orthodox are 100% protestant whether they embrace the identity or not.

Christians are either Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant - all Christians globally fall into one of these three buckets.

If they don't know what they are, they are Protestant.

Protestant isn't a denomination, it has no centralized leadership or structure. Protestants can disagree with one another about basically everything (and they do), except that they aren't Catholic or Orthodox.

There are literally hundreds of denominations under the protestant umbrella.

And therein lies the problem with Protestantism- i.e., anyone can start their own Church of the Third Revelation. Mainline Protestantism is on the way out and all that will be left is born again, evangelical denominations and Catholicism. I feel bad for my Methodists, Anglicans and Calvinists.

https://brobible.com/college/article/college-chick-breakdowns-southern-methodist-university/

The Methodists are doing fine.

Eventually this is what I will be