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Why the Huskies suck ass at recruiting and football

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  • IEnjoyHuskiesTears
    IEnjoyHuskiesTears Member Posts: 44
    SECDAWG said:

    It's actually simple, because your coaches are a bunch of lazy fucks and can't recruit to the caliber of Oregon. They will always be in Oregon's shadow because UW will never be a national brand. Say hello to the Bama of the West because it's coming the way we're recruiting. Have fun eating our dust on the recruiting trail consistently and getting your ass whooped. I'll be looking forward to another streak starting this season!

    Even the quook foot soldiers know what's up. We're averaging a weight of more than 332 lbs across the line and just burgled another 4* recruit, this time from USC. It's all about the stars. It's all about the sizzle. It's all about the players with the cool, catchy names. Trikweze, Dollars, Ge'mon the Demon. Oregon is undergoing a colossal transformation. The lingering stench of Helf has been fumigated from the premises and a new day has dawned. Pencil us in for a 2019 playoff berth. The grellow phoenix is rising over the Autzen porking lot again.
    Sounds like u are backing this quook
    Up obkrazy...Bama of west coast??? I hate to break it to ya but I will try gently...ducks will ever never make the final. Not enough beef or power. I can’t say more than that. Speed kills as u know but got to have beef and power. ..it’s just not there for yer team. Kill yer self now


    Actually, if you've been paying any kind of attention, that's exactly what we've been doing for our recruiting. We're bringing in the speed, size, power, and talent. Something the Fuskiea aren't able to do i.e. Jonah Taunu'u amongst others.
  • IEnjoyHuskiesTears
    IEnjoyHuskiesTears Member Posts: 44
    SECDAWG said:

    Oregon will never win a championship...ever

    If we're pulling top 10 classes which we're on pace for with CMC, then it will be a lot sooner than you think. Give it about 3 years max.
  • IEnjoyHuskiesTears
    IEnjoyHuskiesTears Member Posts: 44
    Swaye said:

    Two people in this thread should kill themselves. I''ll give you two guesses.

    You and that SEC fan. Not a question.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    ITT: quooks still upset over 70-21, 38-3
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    haie said:

    ITT: quooks still upset over 70-21, 38-3

    Quooks have won 12 out of the last 15 games mutt. 80%. Yeah, we're really seething over a few bad losses when the program was down.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    edited August 2018

    haie said:

    ITT: quooks still upset over 70-21, 38-3

    Quooks have won 12 out of the last 15 games mutt. 80%. Yeah, we're really seething over a few bad losses when the program was down.
    Owen twelve and pop off!
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,720 Founders Club
    It's getting heated in chat.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,661
    Baseman said:

    SECDAWG said:

    Oregon will never win a championship...ever

    If we're pulling top 10 classes which we're on pace for with CMC, then it will be a lot sooner than you think. Give it about 3 years max.

    2002-2004

    People forget Ron Zook was a recruiting legend. People forget that.
    Hes got good hair
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,661

    Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

    Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

    Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool
    Leavvit gonna punch his ticket from something bigger?
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club

    haie said:

    ITT: quooks still upset over 70-21, 38-3

    Quooks have won 12 out of the last 15 games mutt. 80%. Yeah, we're really seething over a few bad losses when the program was down.
    You're program's not down. Last year was a classic Oregon squad.
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,102

    Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

    Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool
    Leavvit gonna punch his ticket from something bigger?
    Going where? The only school that would hire him as a HC just extended their current coach for another 5 years (KState) and his son is taking over after him...
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited August 2018

    Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

    Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool
    Leavitt wants to win a natty as much as the rest of them. His best shot of doing that is sitting tight at Oregon and riding the hype. He's already one of the highest paid assistants in the history of college football. Must suck to be a fan of a pogrom that's about a century behind the PAC 12's crown jewel.
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735

    Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

    Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool
    Leavitt wants to win a natty as much as the rest of them. His best shot of doing that is sitting tight at Oregon and riding the hype. He's already one of the highest paid assistants in the history of college football. Must suck to be a fan of a pogrom that's about a century behind the PAC 12's crown jewel.
    UW has beaten Oregon more times than Oregon has beaten UW. That says it all. Oregon is right where they belong beneath UW. Are you putting Oregon above USC as Pac-12's "crown jewel"? Fuck you're dumb.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    chuck said:

    Oregon is mustering in the off season natty this year

    But this isn’t like Sark at all though!

    There is one difference. For all the sizzle Sark tried to create, his recruiting was never good until he got to USC. Crystalbowel, at least so far, is delivering in recruiting in spite of what ballzdeep says.

    It's just hilarious that OBK, Mosster et al., are so bought into the idea that good recruiting and embarrassing attempts to relate to the kids will automatically translate to anything of substance...championships for example. They're so fucking bought in that they're already claiming them. Fuck me that's funny.
    They aren’t even bringing in USC type talent (a few guys maybe) and Sark still went 12-6 (9-4 and 3-2) at USC bahahah. Sark might even be a better corch than Crystobol too.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    I don't get the handle. It's been 6 years and counting since Harv's seen a single husky tear.
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827

    ...Say hello to the Bama of the West...

    I tend to think of UO more as the Beavs of the lesser Willamette Valley. With more oxy. But go on.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

    Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool
    Leavitt wants to win a natty as much as the rest of them. His best shot of doing that is sitting tight at Oregon and riding the hype. He's already one of the highest paid assistants in the history of college football. Must suck to be a fan of a pogrom that's about a century behind the PAC 12's crown jewel.
    Can you shut the fuck up with referencing Oregon and Championship in the same sentence?

    TIA.

  • IEnjoyHuskiesTears
    IEnjoyHuskiesTears Member Posts: 44
    Ouch. Going to toot my own horn because Huck the Fuskies.
  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113

    Ouch. Going to toot my own horn because Huck the Fuskies.

    You can say fuck here, faggot.
  • IEnjoyHuskiesTears
    IEnjoyHuskiesTears Member Posts: 44

    Ouch. Going to toot my own horn because Huck the Fuskies.

    You can say fuck here, faggot.
    Does that trigger you or are you a little slow? I see that education from UW has done you well. #HuckTheFuskies