Why the Huskies suck ass at recruiting and football

IEnjoyHuskiesTears

It's actually simple, because your coaches are a bunch of lazy fucks and can't recruit to the caliber of Oregon. They will always be in Oregon's shadow because UW will never be a national brand. Say hello to the Bama of the West because it's coming the way we're recruiting. Have fun eating our dust on the recruiting trail consistently and getting your ass whooped. I'll be looking forward to another streak starting this season!

Pitchfork51

if you came here to beat your chest you wont last long

FireCohen

crystoball owes all his success to sling's recruits

SECDAWG

Oregon sucks and Bama will fish with Oregon’s liver in the Puget sound

IEnjoyHuskiesTears

Pitchfork51 said:

if you came here to beat your chest you wont last long

You mean as much as your fans beat their own chest while they haven't done shit outside of 2 out of the past 18 seasons?

IEnjoyHuskiesTears

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Pitchfork51

IEnjoyHuskiesTears said:

Pitchfork51 said:

if you came here to beat your chest you wont last long

You mean as much as your fans beat their own chest while they haven't done shit outside of 2 out of the past 18 seasons?

IEnjoyHuskiesTears said:

Pitchfork51 said:

if you came here to beat your chest you wont last long

You mean as much as your fans beat their own chest while they haven't done shit outside of 2 out of the past 18 seasons?

Are you referring to UW fans or ASU fans. Because I can assure you my team has not done shit since 1997.

HuskyClaws

Does this thread officially declare Oregon as the offseason national champions? The confidence has spilled over enough for Oregon fans to have enough confidence in Cristobal over Petersen to actually talk shit about on-field performance.

SECDAWG

IEnjoyHuskiesTears said:

Pitchfork51 said:

if you came here to beat your chest you wont last long

You mean as much as your fans beat their own chest while they haven't done shit outside of 2 out of the past 18 seasons?

What’s yer purnt bitch..what u did??

SECDAWG

Akin for a SEC fren

FireCohen

wtf is going on? Georgia dawg talking shit to ducks

SECDAWG

WeakarmCobra said:

wtf is going on? Georgia dawg talking shit to ducks

MS ST..Dawg..lookout for em this year pod

SECDAWG

But enjoy Husky Dawgs as well

oregonblitzkrieg

IEnjoyHuskiesTears said:

It's actually simple, because your coaches are a bunch of lazy fucks and can't recruit to the caliber of Oregon. They will always be in Oregon's shadow because UW will never be a national brand. Say hello to the Bama of the West because it's coming the way we're recruiting. Have fun eating our dust on the recruiting trail consistently and getting your ass whooped. I'll be looking forward to another streak starting this season!

Even the quook foot soldiers know what's up. We're averaging a weight of more than 332 lbs across the line and just burgled another 4* recruit, this time from USC. It's all about the stars. It's all about the sizzle. It's all about the players with the cool, catchy names. Trikweze, Dollars, Ge'mon the Demon. Oregon is undergoing a colossal transformation. The lingering stench of Helf has been fumigated from the premises and a new day has dawned. Pencil us in for a 2019 playoff berth. The grellow phoenix is rising over the Autzen porking lot once again.

SECDAWG

oregonblitzkrieg said:

IEnjoyHuskiesTears said:

It's actually simple, because your coaches are a bunch of lazy fucks and can't recruit to the caliber of Oregon. They will always be in Oregon's shadow because UW will never be a national brand. Say hello to the Bama of the West because it's coming the way we're recruiting. Have fun eating our dust on the recruiting trail consistently and getting your ass whooped. I'll be looking forward to another streak starting this season!

Even the quook foot soldiers know what's up. We're averaging a weight of more than 332 lbs across the line and just burgled another 4* recruit, this time from USC. It's all about the stars. It's all about the sizzle. It's all about the players with the cool, catchy names. Trikweze, Dollars, Ge'mon the Demon. Oregon is undergoing a colossal transformation. The lingering stench of Helf has been fumigated from the premises and a new day has dawned. Pencil us in for a 2019 playoff berth. The grellow phoenix is rising over the Autzen porking lot again.

Sounds like u are backing this quook
Up obkrazy...Bama of west coast??? I hate to break it to ya but I will try gently...ducks will ever never make the final. Not enough beef or power. I can’t say more than that. Speed kills as u know but got to have beef and power. ..it’s just not there for yer team. Kill yer self now

Doogles

I'm semi blacked out and going to back up bitchfork. ASU was the closest non UW/USC team to winning a natty,

Oregon fucked up their chance with chip.
The 2000 Oregon State team led by alcoholic Erickson had more talent than any duck team.

SECDAWG

Oregon will never win a championship...ever

SECDAWG

Washington perhaps

SECDAWG

Lemme back that up...Oregon maybe in 30 years

SECDAWG

Behind Vanderbilt

Doogles

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