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But how is Jake Browning a locker room cancer?

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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    After reading this I like Jake Browning.
  • AuburnFan
    AuburnFan Member Posts: 173
    Is that a legit quote from him?
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,158
    edited August 2018
    Translation:

    "Yeah, Eason and Haener and the new guys can throw the ball twice as far as me. Funny thing is though, I looked at the roster and none of these jokers has ever actually started a fucking game at UW. I'm the starter. Me. Peyton and Eli Manning didnt blow you away with athleticism or build and all that, so it's not all about fucking armstrength. Sure I mostly ignore the underlings and focus on myself. We have a fucking OC and QB coach on payroll."
  • AuburnFan
    AuburnFan Member Posts: 173

    Gladstone said:

    NEsnake12 said:

    Contrast Jake's attitude with the dynamic between Myles and Salvon... you can really tell how important Myles' friendship/mentorship/competition is towards Salvon is in this video, especially when Myles jumps in around 3:55. They push each other but respect the hell out of each other and try to make each other better...

    https://youtu.be/FJuU8mNYdZQ?t=3m1s

    This is amazing. Make a thread about it. I love both these guys so much. Because Gaskin is chasing UW GOAT RB status not many people are talking about Ahmed, who you can say is a lite version of Reggie Bush and not get completely laughed at.

    Please, Bush. Please.


    Not many people are talking about Gaskin due to Browning
    Auburn fans are well aware of Gaskin .... worried more about him than Browning. I think our DL shuts Browning down .... He'll start off with some success with the quick/short game stuff ... but when it's 3rd and 7 plus .... AU'd DEs will get to him. I also think the bulk of Gaskin's stats will come from the short game ... flats and screens. I don't think he'll have a lot of success between the tackles or as a Wildcat QB.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,725 Founders Club
    bigcc said:

    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...

    If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
  • SyphilisButter
    SyphilisButter Member Posts: 221
    AuburnFan said:

    Gladstone said:

    NEsnake12 said:

    Contrast Jake's attitude with the dynamic between Myles and Salvon... you can really tell how important Myles' friendship/mentorship/competition is towards Salvon is in this video, especially when Myles jumps in around 3:55. They push each other but respect the hell out of each other and try to make each other better...

    https://youtu.be/FJuU8mNYdZQ?t=3m1s

    This is amazing. Make a thread about it. I love both these guys so much. Because Gaskin is chasing UW GOAT RB status not many people are talking about Ahmed, who you can say is a lite version of Reggie Bush and not get completely laughed at.

    Please, Bush. Please.


    Not many people are talking about Gaskin due to Browning
    Auburn fans are well aware of Gaskin .... worried more about him than Browning. I think our DL shuts Browning down .... He'll start off with some success with the quick/short game stuff ... but when it's 3rd and 7 plus .... AU'd DEs will get to him. I also think the bulk of Gaskin's stats will come from the short game ... flats and screens. I don't think he'll have a lot of success between the tackles or as a Wildcat QB.
    Assuming the playcalling doesn't become panicky and slingballin' like USC 16 or many other JS specials, Gaskin will get his. He always does. Yes I'm sure Auburn DL is great. Gaskin is slippery as fuck though and will get his. I'd bet this a million times over.
  • DeepDawg
    DeepDawg Member Posts: 544

    bigcc said:

    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...

    If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
    Pics?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,025
    edited August 2018

    bigcc said:

    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...

    If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
    Does this in any way obligate me to suck your 4 inch cock four times?
  • BaldwinIV
    BaldwinIV Member Posts: 797
    NEsnake12 said:

    Contrast Jake's attitude with the dynamic between Myles and Salvon... you can really tell how important Myles' friendship/mentorship/competition is towards Salvon is in this video, especially when Myles jumps in around 3:55. They push each other but respect the hell out of each other and try to make each other better...

    https://youtu.be/FJuU8mNYdZQ?t=3m1s

    wow
    wow
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

    bigcc said:

    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...

    If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
    Pics?
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    bigcc said:

    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...

    If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
    what is girth? asking for a fren