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#FlexFriday is fucked!

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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited August 2018
    Mods this duck related belongs to the duck boated so fellow ducks can jerk off to it too @Swaye
  • Hippopeteamus
    Hippopeteamus Member Posts: 1,958


    I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.

    he can't be on scholarship, can he?
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,420


    I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.

    are his tits bigger than johnsons? have to be, he's got to be a full D-cup with johnson a C-cup.

    this ducks oline has some amazing tits.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,703 Founders Club
    Norleans fat is a special kind of fat
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,673
    flex Friday morning in PGOS' mirror is more impressive than the Oregon videos
  • purpledoogfan
    purpledoogfan Member Posts: 502

    weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

    Justin Johnson: 382lbs
    Steven Jones: 375lbs
    Penei Sewell: 360lbs
    Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
    Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
    Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

    So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

    USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.
    What's the excuse gonna be when regional contender Boise State manhandles and throttles Oregon in a middling bowl game?
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    BAHAHAHAHHAHA! I fucking told you you stupid quooks. I was waiting for Oregon to list their Freshman on their roster because I knew all Oregon recruited last class on the O-line was fat slop. @AZDuck @Mosster47 @oregonblitzkrieg.