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purpledoogfan
purpledoogfan Member Posts: 502
edited February 16 in College Football Forum
weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

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  • Bread
    Bread Member Posts: 4,073
    edited August 2018
    Dont leave out walk on wonder. Darren lewis. 5'11" 375 lbs
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,025
    The Continent was that size. Didn’t help in the Apple Cup.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    Bread said:

    Dont leave out walk on wonder. Stump Van Nostrom. 5'11" 375 lbs

    Fixed.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Yo it is all that time under tension shit that got SEC the championships according the guy who coaches the highest level of football in a football state
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,260 Standard Supporter
    I think it's pretty fucked up. The good news is that they're all incoming frosh except for future NFL Hall of Famer Chance Warmack's brother.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.

  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited August 2018
    Mods this duck related belongs to the duck boated so fellow ducks can jerk off to it too @Swaye
  • Hippopeteamus
    Hippopeteamus Member Posts: 1,958


    I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.

    he can't be on scholarship, can he?
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,376


    I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.

    are his tits bigger than johnsons? have to be, he's got to be a full D-cup with johnson a C-cup.

    this ducks oline has some amazing tits.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,680 Founders Club
    Norleans fat is a special kind of fat
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,162
    flex Friday morning in PGOS' mirror is more impressive than the Oregon videos
  • purpledoogfan
    purpledoogfan Member Posts: 502

    weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

    Justin Johnson: 382lbs
    Steven Jones: 375lbs
    Penei Sewell: 360lbs
    Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
    Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
    Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

    So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

    USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.
    What's the excuse gonna be when regional contender Boise State manhandles and throttles Oregon in a middling bowl game?
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    BAHAHAHAHHAHA! I fucking told you you stupid quooks. I was waiting for Oregon to list their Freshman on their roster because I knew all Oregon recruited last class on the O-line was fat slop. @AZDuck @Mosster47 @oregonblitzkrieg.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

    Justin Johnson: 382lbs
    Steven Jones: 375lbs
    Penei Sewell: 360lbs
    Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
    Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
    Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

    So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

    USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.
    Literally no one can move quick enough to block a divison one defensive end, let alone a good one, weighing over 365 especially when you’re a tub of lard.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    edited August 2018

    BAHAHAHAHHAHA! I fucking told you you stupid quooks. I was waiting for Oregon to list their Freshman on their roster because I knew all Oregon recruited last class on the O-line was fat slop. @AZDuck @Mosster47 @oregonblitzkrieg.

    @salemcoog and @IrishDawg22 are loving this Oregon offensive line class!
  • IPukeOregonGrellow
    IPukeOregonGrellow Member Posts: 2,183

    Bread said:

    Dont leave out walk on wonder. Stump Van Nostrom. 5'11" 375 lbs

    Fixed.
    I pump for Stump!
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Swaye said:

    If you fucks can't learn where to post shit properly you will be gone. No warning, just gone.

    Fuck off
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

    Justin Johnson: 382lbs
    Steven Jones: 375lbs
    Penei Sewell: 360lbs
    Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
    Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
    Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

    So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

    USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.

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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    I’m still LIPO.