#FlexFriday is fucked!

purpledoogfan

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

rodmansrage

purpledoogfan said:

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

bro, thats an sec line right there. not sure if you heard but their new s&c coach is from the sec, team almost won the natty, yeah, they poached him from georgia.

backthepack

purpledoogfan said:

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

My 600 LB life: Oregon football edition!

Hippopeteamus

jeez, they would average more than 332 across the line.

Bread

Dont leave out walk on wonder. Darren lewis. 5'11" 375 lbs

PurpleThrobber

The Continent was that size. Didn’t help in the Apple Cup.

Sources

They basically have 5 of this guy:

backthepack

Bread said:

Dont leave out walk on wonder. Stump Van Nostrom. 5'11" 375 lbs

Fixed.

FireCohen

Yo it is all that time under tension shit that got SEC the championships according the guy who coaches the highest level of football in a football state

dtd

I think it's pretty fucked up. The good news is that they're all incoming frosh except for future NFL Hall of Famer Chance Warmack's brother.

backthepack

I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.