#FlexFriday is fucked!

purpledoogfan

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

rodmansrage

purpledoogfan said:

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

bro, thats an sec line right there. not sure if you heard but their new s&c coach is from the sec, team almost won the natty, yeah, they poached him from georgia.

backthepack

purpledoogfan said:

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

My 600 LB life: Oregon football edition!

Hippopeteamus

jeez, they would average more than 332 across the line.

Bread

Dont leave out walk on wonder. Darren lewis. 5'11" 375 lbs

PurpleThrobber

The Continent was that size. Didn’t help in the Apple Cup.

Sources

They basically have 5 of this guy:

backthepack

Bread said:

Dont leave out walk on wonder. Stump Van Nostrom. 5'11" 375 lbs

Fixed.

FireCohen

Yo it is all that time under tension shit that got SEC the championships according the guy who coaches the highest level of football in a football state

dtd

I think it's pretty fucked up. The good news is that they're all incoming frosh except for future NFL Hall of Famer Chance Warmack's brother.

backthepack

I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.

FireCohen

Mods this duck related belongs to the duck boated so fellow ducks can jerk off to it too @Swaye

Hippopeteamus

backthepack said:

I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.

he can't be on scholarship, can he?

rodmansrage

backthepack said:

I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.

are his tits bigger than johnsons? have to be, he's got to be a full D-cup with johnson a C-cup.

this ducks oline has some amazing tits.

LoneStarDawg

Norleans fat is a special kind of fat

HuskyClaws

I'm looking forward to their 2018 OL calendar https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/24/oregon-linemen-make-a-calendar-so-hot-you-will-die-looking-at-it

PostGameOrangeSlices

flex Friday morning in PGOS' mirror is more impressive than the Oregon videos

oregonblitzkrieg

purpledoogfan said:

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.

PostGameOrangeSlices

oregonblitzkrieg said:

purpledoogfan said:

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.

This will make a good meme in the years to come

purpledoogfan

oregonblitzkrieg said:

purpledoogfan said:

weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.

USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.

What's the excuse gonna be when regional contender Boise State manhandles and throttles Oregon in a middling bowl game?

Ballz

BAHAHAHAHHAHA! I fucking told you you stupid quooks. I was waiting for Oregon to list their Freshman on their roster because I knew all Oregon recruited last class on the O-line was fat slop. @AZDuck @Mosster47 @oregonblitzkrieg.