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Beno Bryant Wants to Help Bring the Huskies Back

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Hardcore_Husky Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 309 Swaye's Wigwam
edited December 2013 in Tug Tavern

imageBeno Bryant Wants to Help Bring the Huskies Back

The former Washington running back discusses his desire to see the Huskies return to elite golden times.

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  • Steve_Bowman
    Steve_Bowman Member Posts: 442
    Yep. No dance routines on the sideline. Weak pussy stuff.
  • PRedoubt
    PRedoubt Member Posts: 141
    He gets it. We need more interviews like this, from outside of Doog Nation.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Well fuck. Next thing you know, Beno will want to remove the terrible movie montage from the start of the 4th quarter. My entertainment dollars are at risk here. Does Rick's or Deja Vu have a suite at the stadium?
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,726 Founders Club
    I still contend that the 4th quarter movie montage is why we got prison fucked in the 4th against wh0regon.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Has he coached before?
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    "I think that I could bring back some of the passion that we had back in the day which I see isn't there," he said. "The passion wasn't there. The grit, the grime and the fight wasn't there. It was just a lot of guys playing football. And that's fine if that's what you want to do. But when I was there, we were `just go play football somewhere else.' Because we wanted to beat you up. And I didn't see that.
  • HFNY
    HFNY Member Posts: 5,390
    Exactly...my type of dancing is more of a tribal ritual with the intent of getting all up in a hot chicks's honey hole and tickling her brain.

    Fuck the Yang Yang Johnny Nantarded dance to bring on the Cougin' It and blowing an 18 point lead.

    Yep. No dance routines on the sideline. Weak pussy stuff.

  • "With Beno Bryant as the running backs coach!" he said. "Coaching alongside Coach Petersen and Coach Marques Tuiasosopo and we win several Rose Bowls and a few National Championships!"

    Gotta admit almost stopped reading here. That is the kind of talk that always annoyed me about Doogs. They always want some former Husky with no coaching experience on the staff.

    No, Apostle this doesn't apply to Mora even though you insist it does.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,278
    Former Dawg..."once in a lifetime..."my dream job."

    Uh uh....heard that one before.

    Pass
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    edited December 2013
    If we are going to bash lawnmowers and jumping around like a bunch of morons then im out.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    edited December 2013
    Passion said:

    "We got to dancing on the sideline," he said. "I remember back in the day, I couldn't do that. I would have Dennis Brown saying something, Martin Harrison saying something, or Bern Brostek grabbing me, saying `hey what are you doing? It's business down here. You can't be doing that kind of stuff here!

    "But it got to the point where everybody (on the current team) was doing that kind of stuff."


    Pretty much sums it up.

    Good Fucking God. I don't give a flying fuck about that shit. Winning solves all problems. Nobody ever lost a game because of what was going on on the sidelines. Turns out class has nothing to do with it either. My Hurricanes of the 1980s danced and talked shit before, during and after the game. And they won a lot of games.

    Quit yelling at the kids to get off your lawn. It's just fucking grass and your house is dump anyway.

  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

    Passion said:

    "We got to dancing on the sideline," he said. "I remember back in the day, I couldn't do that. I would have Dennis Brown saying something, Martin Harrison saying something, or Bern Brostek grabbing me, saying `hey what are you doing? It's business down here. You can't be doing that kind of stuff here!

    "But it got to the point where everybody (on the current team) was doing that kind of stuff."


    Pretty much sums it up.

    Nobody ever lost a game because of what was going on on the sidelines. Turns out class has nothing to do with it either. My Hurricanes of the 1980s danced and talked shit before, during and after the game. And they won a lot of games.
    A lack of focus is a problem. Sideline behavior is a barometer for the mental toughness of a program. Kids goofing off on the sidelines are not fully focused on football. I only approve of dancing to taunt your opponent.
  • uw2010
    uw2010 Member Posts: 940
    haie said:

    I still contend that the 4th quarter movie montage is why we got prison fucked in the 4th against wh0regon.

    This! Is!... Washington!!! That shit didn't fucking pump you up? Man, what a cool montage for Washington.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    Mad_Son said:

    Passion said:

    "We got to dancing on the sideline," he said. "I remember back in the day, I couldn't do that. I would have Dennis Brown saying something, Martin Harrison saying something, or Bern Brostek grabbing me, saying `hey what are you doing? It's business down here. You can't be doing that kind of stuff here!

    "But it got to the point where everybody (on the current team) was doing that kind of stuff."


    Pretty much sums it up.

    Nobody ever lost a game because of what was going on on the sidelines. Turns out class has nothing to do with it either. My Hurricanes of the 1980s danced and talked shit before, during and after the game. And they won a lot of games.
    A lack of focus is a problem. Sideline behavior is a barometer for the mental toughness of a program. Kids goofing off on the sidelines are not fully focused on football. I only approve of dancing to taunt your opponent.
    Wrong. Try again in another thread.

    Good is good. Shit is shit.

    When you're good and you can convert on 3rd and 43 against the #1 ranked team in the country, you can pelvic thrust and dance like a fucking chicken until Brent Mussfaggot hangs himself.

    Doesn't fucking matter. Mario Bailey was a fucking ass clown. He was pretty good as I recall.

    All that shit is smoke and mirrors hiding the real problem - that the team isn't that good.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

    Mad_Son said:

    Passion said:

    "We got to dancing on the sideline," he said. "I remember back in the day, I couldn't do that. I would have Dennis Brown saying something, Martin Harrison saying something, or Bern Brostek grabbing me, saying `hey what are you doing? It's business down here. You can't be doing that kind of stuff here!

    "But it got to the point where everybody (on the current team) was doing that kind of stuff."


    Pretty much sums it up.

    Nobody ever lost a game because of what was going on on the sidelines. Turns out class has nothing to do with it either. My Hurricanes of the 1980s danced and talked shit before, during and after the game. And they won a lot of games.
    A lack of focus is a problem. Sideline behavior is a barometer for the mental toughness of a program. Kids goofing off on the sidelines are not fully focused on football. I only approve of dancing to taunt your opponent.
    Wrong. Try again in another thread.

    Good is good. Shit is shit.

    When you're good and you can convert on 3rd and 43 against the #1 ranked team in the country, you can pelvic thrust and dance like a fucking chicken until Brent Mussfaggot hangs himself.
    They can but they don't. You act like good teams are having a circus on the sidelines. They aren't. The problem is you are confusing the notion of being able to do what you want when you win and being scrutinized for little thing when you lose with this hypothetical sideline rave. Just because you have seen a couple kids do this over the past few decades does not make it a phenomenon.

    In short:

    Wrong. Try again in another thread.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    Mad_Son said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Passion said:

    "We got to dancing on the sideline," he said. "I remember back in the day, I couldn't do that. I would have Dennis Brown saying something, Martin Harrison saying something, or Bern Brostek grabbing me, saying `hey what are you doing? It's business down here. You can't be doing that kind of stuff here!

    "But it got to the point where everybody (on the current team) was doing that kind of stuff."


    Pretty much sums it up.

    Nobody ever lost a game because of what was going on on the sidelines. Turns out class has nothing to do with it either. My Hurricanes of the 1980s danced and talked shit before, during and after the game. And they won a lot of games.
    A lack of focus is a problem. Sideline behavior is a barometer for the mental toughness of a program. Kids goofing off on the sidelines are not fully focused on football. I only approve of dancing to taunt your opponent.
    Wrong. Try again in another thread.

    Good is good. Shit is shit.

    When you're good and you can convert on 3rd and 43 against the #1 ranked team in the country, you can pelvic thrust and dance like a fucking chicken until Brent Mussfaggot hangs himself.
    They can but they don't. You act like good teams are having a circus on the sidelines. They aren't. The problem is you are confusing the notion of being able to do what you want when you win and being scrutinized for little thing when you lose with this hypothetical sideline rave. Just because you have seen a couple kids do this over the past few decades does not make it a phenomenon.

    In short:

    Wrong. Try again in another thread.
    You are insistent on this thing aren't you? Let me try this with all caps:

    WRONG!!!!!!!!!

    The list is long and distinguished, pro and college. Ass clowns excel at this game at the same rate as sober, self-aware, well behaved, composed, quiet and focused people do.

    The only thing here that misguides people like you into thinking it matters is the losing part. Of course, when you're getting your ass kicked and you're fucking around, it makes you look like an idiot. But that's my point. If you're winning, nobody cares, and in fact, a lot of people join you in your frivolity, be it in the stands or at home watching in their living room.

    It's a big fucking issue with white folks like us because of culture. I tried in vain to splain this to suburban royotis, but he's too stupid to get it. I'm hoping you're not.

    Talk to anybody with a kid on a D1a football team, and they'll tell you that the black kids run the locker room. That shouldn't be surprising because more often than not, there are a lot more of them in it. Among that population, and good % are from urban settings. There is a culture there that is different than the one I, and probably you, were brought up in. The phrase "show boating" isn't an automatic pejorative there. It's not good, it's not bad. It's just different.

    "You act like good teams are having a circus on the sidelines."

    Some do. Some don't. Florida State is good, and their undisputed leader, when he's not screwing drunk co-eds, is a complete and utter show boating goof ball. On the sidelines, in interviews. Basically all the time except during a play. His team follows that.

    Like I said, this is a middle aged white guy issue. The brothers don't worry about it. We do. I would suggest that concern is misplaced.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,894 Founders Club
    A choreographed dance while up by 18 and then blowing the lead us neither urban, black, or cool. Its fucking stupid and embarrassing.

    HTH

    The Canes did their own thing as individuals or groups.

    Even the Don James teams and country boy one star legend Stan Empterman expressed themselves after big plays.

    If you're just here to defend the lawnmower you won't last long
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,419 Founders Club
    The Compton Quake >>>> The Lawnmower.

    Hope this helps.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047

    A choreographed dance while up by 18 and then blowing the lead us neither urban, black, or cool. Its fucking stupid and embarrassing.

    HTH

    The Canes did their own thing as individuals or groups.

    Even the Don James teams and country boy one star legend Stan Empterman expressed themselves after big plays.

    If you're just here to defend the lawnmower you won't last long

    I am surprised at, and frankly disappointed in, you.

    I will say it again. WINNING SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS. solves everything. Problems ranging from graduation rates to cheating on tests to free shoes to mouthy coaches to speeding tickets to smoking the plant of your choice to ambiguous sexual encounters to dancing and talking shit ... all non-issues for a winning program. Washington had many of these, and other, issues when I was in school and nobody spent any real time talking about it.

    Nobody cares about the lawnmower if we win. If all that shit happens on winning teams, and it does, then it's not an issue.

    That is all. We didn't blow an 18 pt. lead because of the lawnmower. We just blew and 18 pt. lead, which makes the lawnmower look stuupid. The only issue is the team that blew the lead. But some people think that any kid who would do the lawnmower with an 18 pt. lead and time to go must be lacking in discipline and this must be symptomatic of this and that because Don James blah blah blah blah blah. Non-sense.

    And you're partially wrong on another poont 2: choreographed dances are, in fact, urban and black, and whether they are cool or not depends on the final score. again, winning.

    come on man.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,894 Founders Club
    Where do we disagree?
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    edited December 2013

    Where do we disagree?

    I read into your response support for the idea that a lack of [honkey] decorum on the sideline is somehow symptomatic of a fundamentally flawed team.

    I also read your response to say that fucking around on the sideline is not urban or black, while I maintain that the origin of that practice is most clearly and precisely that.

    I think it's easier to say where we do agree: when you wind up losing, all that shit makes you look bad.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    edited December 2013
    I don't even care at this point. I don't agree with you but I am not going to bother attempting to one up your post due to its appreciable girth. We can each just smugly think we're right and move on.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,894 Founders Club

    Where do we disagree?

    I read into your response support for the idea that a lack of [honkey] decorum on the sideline is somehow symptomatic of a fundamentally flawed team.

    I also read your response to say that fucking around on the sideline is not urban or black, while I maintain that the origin of that practice is most clearly and precisely that.

    I think it's easier to say where we do agree: when you wind up losing, all that shit makes you look bad.
    You should have just read, instead of reading into. I was talking specifics, you were talking generalities. I agree with your generalities, you agree with my specifics

    We're both playing chess here
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    Mad_Son said:

    I don't even care at this point. I don't agree with you but I am not going to bother attempting to one up your post due to its appreciable girth. We can each just smugly think we're right and move on.

    be careful. that smug disposition of the matter can be rightly applied to 101% of what's written on these message boards.

  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047

    Where do we disagree?

    I read into your response support for the idea that a lack of [honkey] decorum on the sideline is somehow symptomatic of a fundamentally flawed team.

    I also read your response to say that fucking around on the sideline is not urban or black, while I maintain that the origin of that practice is most clearly and precisely that.

    I think it's easier to say where we do agree: when you wind up losing, all that shit makes you look bad.
    You should have just read, instead of reading into.
    where's the fun in that?
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,894 Founders Club

    Where do we disagree?

    I read into your response support for the idea that a lack of [honkey] decorum on the sideline is somehow symptomatic of a fundamentally flawed team.

    I also read your response to say that fucking around on the sideline is not urban or black, while I maintain that the origin of that practice is most clearly and precisely that.

    I think it's easier to say where we do agree: when you wind up losing, all that shit makes you look bad.
    You should have just read, instead of reading into.
    where's the fun in that?
    Certainly no place for that on the internets
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    Your Hurricanes were a bunch of douchebag convicts that everyone fucking hated, but fellow db's. Why the hell would anyone want their team acting like those ass clowns?