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"Now We Need To Beat Them On The Field"
by Ducky1
Sour purple grapes.
Hard not to like Mario
and respect the Oregon program's creativity
and marketing to young student athletes.
Jimmy Lake is jealous.
Husky fans are arrogant as ever.
I love being a thorn in their side.
Now we need to beat them on the field.
Getting the right athletes is huge.
Washington is noticing and scared.
Funny when their coaches react immaturely.
"Our Sports Education Program"
by GoneQuackerz
Hahahhahah they are jealous,
angry and acting like little bitchez.
Also, I went to SU
and knew a ton of UW basketball and football players.
Those dudes had people take tests for them
left
and
right.
Not sure why those idiots think
their education is better for athletes.
Our sports education program
is ten times better
which is what most athletes
are interested in.
"Re-emergence"
by AltDuck1
Ducks can read Husky fans like a book.
Dawgs true colors are exposed
when all they have left is to resort to insults.
This is a clear sign they are scared to death of the re-emergence of the Ducks
"A Article" or "There Own Thing"
by Rhino59
I think I read a article recently that said
“ all the husky coaches greeted me right when I stepped onto campus and were super excited”.
They are already copying our recruiting approach
because they can’t do there own thing.
The problem is,
there coaches are all lame
and not super exciting individuals.
Lol
For further reading, see https://247sports.com/college/oregon/Board/45/Contents/Jimmy-Lakes-latest-like-on-Twitter-120050887/
by Ducky1
Sour purple grapes.
Hard not to like Mario
and respect the Oregon program's creativity
and marketing to young student athletes.
Jimmy Lake is jealous.
Husky fans are arrogant as ever.
I love being a thorn in their side.
Now we need to beat them on the field.
Getting the right athletes is huge.
Washington is noticing and scared.
Funny when their coaches react immaturely.
"Our Sports Education Program"
by GoneQuackerz
Hahahhahah they are jealous,
angry and acting like little bitchez.
Also, I went to SU
and knew a ton of UW basketball and football players.
Those dudes had people take tests for them
left
and
right.
Not sure why those idiots think
their education is better for athletes.
Our sports education program
is ten times better
which is what most athletes
are interested in.
"Re-emergence"
by AltDuck1
Ducks can read Husky fans like a book.
Dawgs true colors are exposed
when all they have left is to resort to insults.
This is a clear sign they are scared to death of the re-emergence of the Ducks
"A Article" or "There Own Thing"
by Rhino59
I think I read a article recently that said
“ all the husky coaches greeted me right when I stepped onto campus and were super excited”.
They are already copying our recruiting approach
because they can’t do there own thing.
The problem is,
there coaches are all lame
and not super exciting individuals.
Lol
For further reading, see https://247sports.com/college/oregon/Board/45/Contents/Jimmy-Lakes-latest-like-on-Twitter-120050887/
Comments
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The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
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It all starts with FILLING THEIR SLEEVES!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
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PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
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[Chorus]
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
[Verse]
Give it a suck
Give it a fuck
But you ain't cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut
Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt
[Chorus]
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
[Verse]
Give it a suck
Give it a fuck
But you ain't cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut
Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt -
Let Utah be your proxy now. Sad!oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
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oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
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128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong -
Get your commemorative 70 burger shirt at the centralia Nike outlet for $5PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
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This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong -
What?!! You thought I was gonna forget the 45 day challenge?PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING THEIR SLEEVES!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
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A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong -
oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
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The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened. -
Is that half a trophy? Pretty sure the Rose Bowl happened. And we? beat Michigan.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened.
Keep digging that hole -
Oh I wasn't aware Michigan was the opponent and not Miami. My bad.whatshouldicareabout said:
Is that half a trophy? Pretty sure the Rose Bowl happened. And we? beat Michigan.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened.
Keep digging that hole
@creepycoug -
Play the early 90's Canes or GTFO.
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The Whammy?oregonblitzkrieg said:Play the early 90's Canes or GTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyunngXlfeM -
We did. Once Huard got his reads down that shit got ugly quick.oregonblitzkrieg said:Play the early 90's Canes or GTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyunngXlfeM -
The '91 Canes, dildos.
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It's not to late 2 turn too CHRIST blitz
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1/2 more than the quooks will ever have.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened. -
Quooks look at it this way: Your voted half natty is worth less than our body of work. You never played in an actual title game or won a playoff game. That's quook currency. Doog currency is the voted half natty. The exchange rate is skewed in the favor of Oregon. It can be looked at in one of two ways:UW_Doog_Bot said:
1/2 more than the quooks will ever have.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened.
1. The half natty is equivalent to a title game appearance.
or
2. It's equivalent to the Oregon playoff win. You defeated #4 ranked Michigan in the Rose Bowl, which would have given you a title game appearance under modern rules.
Either way you lose, because Oregon has two title game appearances and 1 playoff win. -
I forgot that cfb started in 1994.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Quooks look at it this way: Your voted half natty is worth less than our body of work. You never played in an actual title game or won a playoff game. That's quook currency. Doog currency is the voted half natty. The exchange rate is skewed in the favor of Oregon. It can be looked at in one of two ways:UW_Doog_Bot said:
1/2 more than the quooks will ever have.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened.
1. The half natty is equivalent to a title game appearance.
or
2. It's equivalent to the Oregon playoff win. You defeated #4 ranked Michigan in the Rose Bowl, which would have given you a title game appearance under modern rules.
Either way you lose, because Oregon has two title game appearances and 1 playoff win. -
be better.oregonblitzkrieg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.
A trophy is a trophy.
The cherished half natty!!111!!
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened. -
I don't actually have a problem with that statement.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Quooks look at it this way: Your voted half natty is worth less than our body of work. You never played in an actual title game or won a playoff game. That's quook currency. Doog currency is the voted half natty. The exchange rate is skewed in the favor of Oregon. It can be looked at in one of two ways:UW_Doog_Bot said:
1/2 more than the quooks will ever have.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened.
1. The half natty is equivalent to a title game appearance.
or
2. It's equivalent to the Oregon playoff win. You defeated #4 ranked Michigan in the Rose Bowl, which would have given you a title game appearance under modern rules.
Either way you lose, because Oregon has two title game appearances and 1 playoff win.
Your body of work is shit compared to ours.
hth -
Legit question, do other ducks talk about this or just you?oregonblitzkrieg said:Quooks look at it this way: Your voted half natty is worth less than our body of work. You never played in an actual title game or won a playoff game. That's quook currency. Doog currency is the voted half natty. The exchange rate is skewed in the favor of Oregon. It can be looked at in one of two ways:
1. The half natty is equivalent to a title game appearance.
or
2. It's equivalent to the Oregon playoff win. You defeated #4 ranked Michigan in the Rose Bowl, which would have given you a title game appearance under modern rules.
Either way you lose, because Oregon has two title game appearances and 1 playoff win. -
No one caresoregonblitzkrieg said:
Quooks look at it this way: .UW_Doog_Bot said:
1/2 more than the quooks will ever have.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened. -
#ScoDucks Twatter indicates that obk enjoys popular support.whatshouldicareabout said:
Legit question, do other ducks talk about this or just you?oregonblitzkrieg said:Quooks look at it this way: Your voted half natty is worth less than our body of work. You never played in an actual title game or won a playoff game. That's quook currency. Doog currency is the voted half natty. The exchange rate is skewed in the favor of Oregon. It can be looked at in one of two ways:
1. The half natty is equivalent to a title game appearance.
or
2. It's equivalent to the Oregon playoff win. You defeated #4 ranked Michigan in the Rose Bowl, which would have given you a title game appearance under modern rules.
Either way you lose, because Oregon has two title game appearances and 1 playoff win. -
Of course you look at it that way.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Quooks look at it this way: Your voted half natty is worth less than our body of work. You never played in an actual title game or won a playoff game. That's quook currency. Doog currency is the voted half natty. The exchange rate is skewed in the favor of Oregon. It can be looked at in one of two ways:UW_Doog_Bot said:
1/2 more than the quooks will ever have.oregonblitzkrieg said:
The cherished half natty!!111!!UW_Doog_Bot said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
A trophy is a trophy.BleachedAnusDawg said:
This is full retard on many levels, not the least of which is you celebrating a participation trophy.oregonblitzkrieg said:
128PurpleJ said:oregonblitzkrieg said:PurpleBaze said:
It all starts with FILLING OUR SOX!!YellowSnow said:The sleeping green giant is about to be woke.
70
years without a title game appearance.
#UWSkrong
Won from the opponent that was never played. In the gheym that never happened.
1. The half natty is equivalent to a title game appearance.
or
2. It's equivalent to the Oregon playoff win. You defeated #4 ranked Michigan in the Rose Bowl, which would have given you a title game appearance under modern rules.
Either way you lose, because Oregon has two title game appearances and 1 playoff win.
It's because you're all complete faggots.
