I you build it Seattle, they will come
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/homeless/ballards-homelessness-quadrupled-last-year-and-anger-is-spilling-over/
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What would Giulianni do??
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McNulty wouldn’t stand for this shit
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Fix the broken windows and bust up the squeegee men.WilburHooksHands said:What would Giulianni do??
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I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
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I support this plan 1000%Swaye said:I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
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You can be my Veep on the ticket. We'll add banning bike commuting (unless you stick to the Burke and Dexter) in addition to banning homelessness.Swaye said:I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
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The RVs camping along Lake Washington are getting more and more comfortable. Saw one the other day with lights strung up to the trees, plants and furniture set up in their “yard” and piles of other crap laying around. Mayor Jenny needs to put her new police chief to work.
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I have solutions.
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Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?PurpleJ said:I have solutions.
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“Free? SOMEONE had to pay for it!”YellowSnow said:
Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?PurpleJ said:I have solutions.
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Final solutions?PurpleJ said:I have solutions.
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As the Germans used to say, Work Makes You Free.ThomasFremont said:
“Free? SOMEONE had to pay for it!”YellowSnow said:
Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?PurpleJ said:I have solutions.
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No, that's been done before. I'm an original thinker. Many people tell me this.
I have several ideas. Many ideas. The best. Really. Just ask me about it.
-Ship them all to the middle east with AKs and tell them to go fight terrorism, watch in amazement as they finish the morphine supplies in two days time. The Great Heathen Bum Army.
-Tell them a better life awaits in Canada/Mexico and offer to pay for transportation costs. One way ticket.
-Single elimination gladiator fights at the T-Dome until we get a winner. Televise it on PPV. -
I’m hearing the homeless problem can be fixed with rent control.
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It's time for me to LEAVE.UW_Doog_Bot said: -
They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.Swaye said:I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
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I mean, Detroit figured it out. You just drive away enough of the population and then the homeless have homes to move into. Should work in Seattle too.
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Is that a third nipple or a birth mark?Squirt said:
They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.Swaye said:I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
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The Throbber has already laid out his plan. Ship them to Vantage so they can get their shit together.Squirt said:
They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.Swaye said:I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
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Toes too longPurpleThrobber said:The Throbber has already laid out his plan. Ship them to Vantage so they can get their shit together.
Squirt said:
They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.Swaye said:I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
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I don't think it is hard to solve the homeless problem.
Open up work camps in places like Yakima, similar to the camps setup by Roosevelt during the new deal.
Drive through Seattle and offer the bums a choice: free ride to a work camp, or free ride to state prison (put those in Yakima too), or if they fit the age and eligibility, let them join the military.
Staff the work camps with healthcare, food, cabins, but no drugs or booze. Make them do work.
How fucking hard is this? And I'm a liberal.
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While I am a foot guy. Da fuq you doing looking at her toes?MikeDamone said:
Toes too longPurpleThrobber said:The Throbber has already laid out his plan. Ship them to Vantage so they can get their shit together.
Squirt said:
They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.Swaye said:I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
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Don’t forget the webcams.YellowSnow said:
Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?PurpleJ said:I have solutions.
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WTF????Baphomet said:I don't think it is hard to solve the homeless problem.
Open up work camps in places like Yakima, similar to the camps setup by Roosevelt during the new deal.
Drive through Seattle and offer the bums a choice: free ride to a work camp, or free ride to state prison (put those in Yakima too), or if they fit the age and eligibility, let them join the military.
Staff the work camps with healthcare, food, cabins, but no drugs or booze. Make them do work.
How fucking hard is this? And I'm a liberal.
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Work camps sound good to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCloTOCdJSs
