I you build it Seattle, they will come

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• WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804

  July 2018

  What would Giulianni do??

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• ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

  July 2018

  McNulty wouldn’t stand for this shit

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,182

  July 2018

  WilburHooksHands said:

  What would Giulianni do??

  Fix the broken windows and bust up the squeegee men.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  July 2018

  I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

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• ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

  July 2018

  Swaye said:

  I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

  I support this plan 1000%

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,182

  July 2018

  Swaye said:

  I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

  You can be my Veep on the ticket. We'll add banning bike commuting (unless you stick to the Burke and Dexter) in addition to banning homelessness.

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• ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

  July 2018

  The RVs camping along Lake Washington are getting more and more comfortable. Saw one the other day with lights strung up to the trees, plants and furniture set up in their “yard” and piles of other crap laying around. Mayor Jenny needs to put her new police chief to work.

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  July 2018

  I have solutions.

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,182

  July 2018

  PurpleJ said:

  I have solutions.

  Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?

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• ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

  July 2018

  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleJ said:

  I have solutions.

  Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?

  “Free? SOMEONE had to pay for it!”
  

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  July 2018

  PurpleJ said:

  I have solutions.

  Final solutions?

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,182

  July 2018

  ThomasFremont said:

  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleJ said:

  I have solutions.

  Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?

  “Free? SOMEONE had to pay for it!”
  

  As the Germans used to say, Work Makes You Free.

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  July 2018

  No, that's been done before. I'm an original thinker. Many people tell me this.
  
  I have several ideas. Many ideas. The best. Really. Just ask me about it.
  
  -Ship them all to the middle east with AKs and tell them to go fight terrorism, watch in amazement as they finish the morphine supplies in two days time. The Great Heathen Bum Army.
  -Tell them a better life awaits in Canada/Mexico and offer to pay for transportation costs. One way ticket.
  -Single elimination gladiator fights at the T-Dome until we get a winner. Televise it on PPV.

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• MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

  July 2018

  I’m hearing the homeless problem can be fixed with rent control.

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• UW_Doog_Bot Member Posts: 17,897

  July 2018

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCloTOCdJSs

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,182

  July 2018

  UW_Doog_Bot said:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCloTOCdJSs

  It's time for me to LEAVE.

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• Squirt Member Posts: 485

  July 2018

  Swaye said:

  I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

  They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.
  
  
  
  

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• UW_Doog_Bot Member Posts: 17,897

  July 2018

  I mean, Detroit figured it out. You just drive away enough of the population and then the homeless have homes to move into. Should work in Seattle too.
  
  https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/2018/07/19/squatters-detroit-land-bank-properties/609387002/

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  July 2018 edited July 2018

  Squirt said:

  Swaye said:

  I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

  They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.
  
  
  
  

  Is that a third nipple or a birth mark?

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 47,856

  July 2018

  The Throbber has already laid out his plan. Ship them to Vantage so they can get their shit together.
  

  Squirt said:

  Swaye said:

  I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

  They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.
  
  
  
  

  
  

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