I you build it Seattle, they will come

Bumpocalypse update...I'm about to run for Mayor on a 1 issue platform- i.e., RUN THE BUMS OUTTA TOWN.

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/homeless/ballards-homelessness-quadrupled-last-year-and-anger-is-spilling-over/

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WilburHooksHands

What would Giulianni do??

ThomasFremont

McNulty wouldn’t stand for this shit

YellowSnow

What would Giulianni do??

Fix the broken windows and bust up the squeegee men.

Swaye

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

ThomasFremont

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

I support this plan 1000%

YellowSnow

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

You can be my Veep on the ticket. We'll add banning bike commuting (unless you stick to the Burke and Dexter) in addition to banning homelessness.

ThomasFremont

The RVs camping along Lake Washington are getting more and more comfortable. Saw one the other day with lights strung up to the trees, plants and furniture set up in their “yard” and piles of other crap laying around. Mayor Jenny needs to put her new police chief to work.

PurpleJ

I have solutions.

YellowSnow

I have solutions.

Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?

ThomasFremont

I have solutions.
Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?

“Free? SOMEONE had to pay for it!”

Swaye

I have solutions.

Final solutions?

YellowSnow

I have solutions.
Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?
“Free? SOMEONE had to pay for it!”

As the Germans used to say, Work Makes You Free.

PurpleJ

No, that's been done before. I'm an original thinker. Many people tell me this.

I have several ideas. Many ideas. The best. Really. Just ask me about it.

-Ship them all to the middle east with AKs and tell them to go fight terrorism, watch in amazement as they finish the morphine supplies in two days time. The Great Heathen Bum Army.
-Tell them a better life awaits in Canada/Mexico and offer to pay for transportation costs. One way ticket.
-Single elimination gladiator fights at the T-Dome until we get a winner. Televise it on PPV.

MikeDamone

I’m hearing the homeless problem can be fixed with rent control.

UW_Doog_Bot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCloTOCdJSs

YellowSnow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCloTOCdJSs

It's time for me to LEAVE.

Squirt

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.

UW_Doog_Bot

I mean, Detroit figured it out. You just drive away enough of the population and then the homeless have homes to move into. Should work in Seattle too.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/2018/07/19/squatters-detroit-land-bank-properties/609387002/

Swaye

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.

Is that a third nipple or a birth mark?

PurpleThrobber

The Throbber has already laid out his plan. Ship them to Vantage so they can get their shit together.

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.
They'd have to be imported from Bellevue, but I like where you're going with this idea.