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Vision Quest: The Trail of Beers
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I was drunk in Tijuana in the early 90's stumbling around after midnight looking for a donkey show. 5 Messicans jumped me and stomped a mudhole in my ass. I came to in the street beside a gutter with no wallet, many lacerations and contusions and never even found the goddamn donkey show. No mas Tijuana.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
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I bet you could probably out drink me. You tall fuckers usually can put it away. I did a bunch of PM'ing with Dennis awhile back to better understand FS, and what I learned is that probably the most FS part of the entire trip wasn't the booze, strippers or coke. It's that I drove over 6000 miles in two weeks and only had about 4 locations planned when I left. Probably stupid since nobody ever even knew where I was. Then again, if I died, who would have cared? CLS probably would have been relieved if I hadn't shown back up tbh.YellowSnow said:
I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.DoogCourics said:Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.
You are the ying to my yang. -
She still doesn't want to get married huhSwaye said:
I bet you could probably out drink me. You tall fuckers usually can put it away. I did a bunch of PM'ing with Dennis awhile back to better understand FS, and what I learned is that probably the most FS part of the entire trip wasn't the booze, strippers or coke. It's that I drove over 6000 miles in two weeks and only had about 4 locations planned when I left. Probably stupid since nobody ever even knew where I was. Then again, if I died, who would have cared? CLS probably would have been relieved if I hadn't shown back up tbh.YellowSnow said:
I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.DoogCourics said:Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.
You are the ying to my yang.
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Yes, that's the point.Pitchfork51 said:
Tijuana is just fucking grossUW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
I've lived in Mexico, speak Messican basically fluently, and spent many nights in the seediest shithole parts of TJ in my late teens and early 20's bc it was cheap and you didn't need a fake ID. Also, you used to be able to cross the border with a driver's license.Swaye said:
I was drunk in Tijuana in the early 90's stumbling around after midnight looking for a donkey show. 5 Messicans jumped me and stomped a mudhole in my ass. I came to in the street beside a gutter with no wallet, many lacerations and contusions and never even found the goddamn donkey show. No mas Tijuana.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
I'm like the Swaye version of Yellow Snow or the Yellow Snow version of Swaye. I haven't figure it out yet.
I'm the one at the hotel in Vegas with @Swaye who is just sober enough to answer the door when the cops show up while the rest of you are busy with the coke mirror in the bedroom. - Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
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I used to do this in 3rd world countries between consulting projects. I miss that freedom but it's nice having a wife and kid that care if I end up in pieces at the bottom of a dumpster.Swaye said:
I bet you could probably out drink me. You tall fuckers usually can put it away. I did a bunch of PM'ing with Dennis awhile back to better understand FS, and what I learned is that probably the most FS part of the entire trip wasn't the booze, strippers or coke. It's that I drove over 6000 miles in two weeks and only had about 4 locations planned when I left. Probably stupid since nobody ever even knew where I was. Then again, if I died, who would have cared? CLS probably would have been relieved if I hadn't shown back up tbh.YellowSnow said:
I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.DoogCourics said:Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.
You are the ying to my yang. -
PM'ing with Dennis is the best PM'ing. The dude is a national treasure.Swaye said:
I bet you could probably out drink me. You tall fuckers usually can put it away. I did a bunch of PM'ing with Dennis awhile back to better understand FS, and what I learned is that probably the most FS part of the entire trip wasn't the booze, strippers or coke. It's that I drove over 6000 miles in two weeks and only had about 4 locations planned when I left. Probably stupid since nobody ever even knew where I was. Then again, if I died, who would have cared? CLS probably would have been relieved if I hadn't shown back up tbh.YellowSnow said:
I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.DoogCourics said:Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.
You are the ying to my yang.
There is something to be said about just getting in the truck solo and going on a backwoods adventure. I used to drive up to WY a lot by myself to fish and camp. Just some shitty maps, lots of forest service/BLM roads and a scatter gun to keep me safe from the bears and drunk injuns. -
PurpleThrobber said:
Hot Coeur d'Alene take in 1987.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
CDA is all rich Californians now. And Gretzky. And J-Lo and A-Rod:
I guess it's been about 10 years since I've been there. Long enough to gentrify. Fucking weird shit man. - Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
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You basically just described the best wingman in the world. Drunk party animal who stays just sober enough to make sure nobody gets arrested or goes home with an obscenely fat chick.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Yes, that's the point.Pitchfork51 said:
Tijuana is just fucking grossUW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
I've lived in Mexico, speak Messican basically fluently, and spent many nights in the seediest shithole parts of TJ in my late teens and early 20's bc it was cheap and you didn't need a fake ID. Also, you used to be able to cross the border with a driver's license.Swaye said:
I was drunk in Tijuana in the early 90's stumbling around after midnight looking for a donkey show. 5 Messicans jumped me and stomped a mudhole in my ass. I came to in the street beside a gutter with no wallet, many lacerations and contusions and never even found the goddamn donkey show. No mas Tijuana.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
I'm like the Swaye version of Yellow Snow or the Yellow Snow version of Swaye. I haven't figure it out yet.
I'm the one at the hotel in Vegas with @Swaye who is just sober enough to answer the door when the cops show up while the rest of you are busy with the coke mirror in the bedroom. - Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
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Swaye said:
You basically just described the best wingman in the world. Drunk party animal who stays just sober enough to make sure nobody gets arrested or goes home with an obscenely fat chick.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Yes, that's the point.Pitchfork51 said:
Tijuana is just fucking grossUW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
I've lived in Mexico, speak Messican basically fluently, and spent many nights in the seediest shithole parts of TJ in my late teens and early 20's bc it was cheap and you didn't need a fake ID. Also, you used to be able to cross the border with a driver's license.Swaye said:
I was drunk in Tijuana in the early 90's stumbling around after midnight looking for a donkey show. 5 Messicans jumped me and stomped a mudhole in my ass. I came to in the street beside a gutter with no wallet, many lacerations and contusions and never even found the goddamn donkey show. No mas Tijuana.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
I'm like the Swaye version of Yellow Snow or the Yellow Snow version of Swaye. I haven't figure it out yet.
I'm the one at the hotel in Vegas with @Swaye who is just sober enough to answer the door when the cops show up while the rest of you are busy with the coke mirror in the bedroom.
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
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TBH I would actively encourage any of my friends going home with an obscenely fat chick just for the future laughs it would create. I'm pretty sure that's the HH way.Swaye said:
You basically just described the best wingman in the world. Drunk party animal who stays just sober enough to make sure nobody gets arrested or goes home with an obscenely fat chick.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Yes, that's the point.Pitchfork51 said:
Tijuana is just fucking grossUW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
I've lived in Mexico, speak Messican basically fluently, and spent many nights in the seediest shithole parts of TJ in my late teens and early 20's bc it was cheap and you didn't need a fake ID. Also, you used to be able to cross the border with a driver's license.Swaye said:
I was drunk in Tijuana in the early 90's stumbling around after midnight looking for a donkey show. 5 Messicans jumped me and stomped a mudhole in my ass. I came to in the street beside a gutter with no wallet, many lacerations and contusions and never even found the goddamn donkey show. No mas Tijuana.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
I'm like the Swaye version of Yellow Snow or the Yellow Snow version of Swaye. I haven't figure it out yet.
I'm the one at the hotel in Vegas with @Swaye who is just sober enough to answer the door when the cops show up while the rest of you are busy with the coke mirror in the bedroom.
Plus, most of my friends would laugh about it with me the next day while trying to drink away their sins.
If you can't laugh at yourself out here, you aren't going to last long. - Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
