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Vision Quest: The Trail of Beers
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Yeah I would advise any time someone wants to go to some bullshit club to just hang out at the cosmo instead.Swaye said:
And yes, Cosmo is the best. Not even close. I stay there every time. Tons of hot chicks, but not overcrowded at all. Fuck Caesars and the Bellagio and even Mandalay Bay. Can barely even move in those places. Cosmo is like a boutique casino, but super nice.Pitchfork51 said:Cosmopolitan was a smart move.
It's about as close as it gets to a sure thing
Anyway it's all a bunch of bullshit. Tell us how Disneyland really was
Save some dough and have like a 400 percent better chance of getting laid. -
Agreed. If you even have half decent game and you are there during summer months it's pretty much impossible not to get laid. When large packs of single women are roving around drinking in Vegas, they are not there to gamble. Probably the easiest place to get laid at in America*.Pitchfork51 said:
Yeah I would advise any time someone wants to go to some bullshit club to just hang out at the cosmo instead.Swaye said:
And yes, Cosmo is the best. Not even close. I stay there every time. Tons of hot chicks, but not overcrowded at all. Fuck Caesars and the Bellagio and even Mandalay Bay. Can barely even move in those places. Cosmo is like a boutique casino, but super nice.Pitchfork51 said:Cosmopolitan was a smart move.
It's about as close as it gets to a sure thing
Anyway it's all a bunch of bullshit. Tell us how Disneyland really was
Save some dough and have like a 400 percent better chance of getting laid.
*except Hondo -
Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.
You are the ying to my yang. -
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
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Yeah but you probably have money and prospects. All I have is fun and women of low moral character. FSFLDoogCourics said:Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.
You are the ying to my yang. -
Swaye said:
Agreed. If you even have half decent game and you are there during summer months it's pretty much impossible not to get laid. When large packs of single women are roving around drinking in Vegas, they are not there to gamble. Probably the easiest place to get laid at in America*.Pitchfork51 said:
Yeah I would advise any time someone wants to go to some bullshit club to just hang out at the cosmo instead.Swaye said:
And yes, Cosmo is the best. Not even close. I stay there every time. Tons of hot chicks, but not overcrowded at all. Fuck Caesars and the Bellagio and even Mandalay Bay. Can barely even move in those places. Cosmo is like a boutique casino, but super nice.Pitchfork51 said:Cosmopolitan was a smart move.
It's about as close as it gets to a sure thing
Anyway it's all a bunch of bullshit. Tell us how Disneyland really was
Save some dough and have like a 400 percent better chance of getting laid.
*except Hondo
400 percent of 0
is still zero
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I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.DoogCourics said:Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.
You are the ying to my yang. -
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
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Tijuana is just fucking grossUW_Doog_Bot said:
Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.Swaye said:
I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
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Hot Coeur d'Alene take in 1987.UW_Doog_Bot said:Notes*
- Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
- Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
- Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
- I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.
CDA is all rich Californians now. And Gretzky. And J-Lo and A-Rod: - Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.





