I like to have a Christmas party at my house...

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I like to put a slideshow of all of my personal pictures in an endless loop on my 65" TV so that everyone at my party can see what I've been up to for the last 10 years.
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I like to have explosove diahrrea in the guest bathroom leaving little shit droplets all over the toilet seat. I also like to use that as an excuse to use the master bathroom, and then I like to rummage through the medicine cabinet for prescription drugs. Its what I like to do.
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Ryan Leaf, a halfbrain?BiggusDickus said:I like to have explosove diahrrea in the guest bathroom leaving little shit droplets all over the toilet seat. I also like to use that as an excuse to use the master bathroom, and then I like to rummage through the medicine cabinet for prescription drugs. Its what I like to do.
I love the holidays -
Spread a little extra holiday cheer this year.BiggusDickus said:I like to have explosove diahrrea in the guest bathroom leaving little shit droplets all over the toilet seat. I also like to use that as an excuse to use the master bathroom, and then I like to rummage through the medicine cabinet for prescription drugs after leaving an upper decker. Its what I like to do.
I love the holidays
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I like to come down to your Christmas party and slap the dick out your mouth. That's what I like to do.
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I like to go to your christmas party with one of those self sticky bows and when nobody is looking, slap it on the unopened bottle of Johnny Walker Blue and walk out with it as if you gave it to me as a gift.
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I like to come dressed as a New Years baby. Then as the evening goes, slip in a nice lamp shade as a hat. It's a hoot.
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I like to bring nice little gift to thank the host - the fruitcake I bought the year before at Cost Plus World Market. People eat anything when they're drunk.
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After the events of this week, I will be sporting my sports boner all Holiday season.
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I like to bring the host a cab that drinks like a merlot.
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If I'm stealing meds from the master bath I'm also urinating in the clothes drawers and crapping in the closet.
But that's just me.
Sark's house parties were fun.
Signed,
Najeh DavenportBiggusDickus said:I like to have explosove diahrrea in the guest bathroom leaving little shit droplets all over the toilet seat. I also like to use that as an excuse to use the master bathroom, and then I like to rummage through the medicine cabinet for prescription drugs. Its what I like to do.
I love the holidays