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AUBURNTROJAN'S Official Best Coaching Jobs In CFB Power Rankings

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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,282

    AUBURNTROJAN never lets down his fans. AUBURNTROJAN promised Power Rankings, AUBURNTROJAN will deliver.

    These rankings are of course based on the IRON LAWS OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL. The only things that truly matter are Money, Tradition and Location. Teams that have them will inevitably win going forward. Teams that don't will inevitably lose going forward.

    As with AUBURNTROJAN's weekly Pac12 Football Power Rankings, AUBURNTROJAN has conducted no actual research to support these and will just be pulling these rankings out of AUBURNTROJAN's prodigious ass. Yet these rankings are gospel, you can take them to the bank.

    Without further ado, the moment you've all been waiting for: Here are the AUBURNTROJAN Official Best Coaching Jobs In CFB Power Rankings:

    1. USC






    2. Notre Dame
    Michigan
    Ohio State
    Oklahoma
    Alabama




    7. Texas
    Penn State
    UCLA
    Georgia
    Florida
    Miami
    Florida State
    WASHINGTON











    15. LSU
    Tennessee
    Auburn (Dawg!)
    Nebraska
    Texas A & M
    Yale










    21. Cal
    Stanford
    Clemson
    Georgia Tech
    Oklahoma State

    Feel free to consult our endowment board for a full discussion of why this is incorrect.
  • AUBURNTROJAN
    AUBURNTROJAN Member Posts: 192

    AUBURNTROJAN never lets down his fans. AUBURNTROJAN promised Power Rankings, AUBURNTROJAN will deliver.

    These rankings are of course based on the IRON LAWS OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL. The only things that truly matter are Money, Tradition and Location. Teams that have them will inevitably win going forward. Teams that don't will inevitably lose going forward.

    As with AUBURNTROJAN's weekly Pac12 Football Power Rankings, AUBURNTROJAN has conducted no actual research to support these and will just be pulling these rankings out of AUBURNTROJAN's prodigious ass. Yet these rankings are gospel, you can take them to the bank.

    Without further ado, the moment you've all been waiting for: Here are the AUBURNTROJAN Official Best Coaching Jobs In CFB Power Rankings:

    1. USC






    2. Notre Dame
    Michigan
    Ohio State
    Oklahoma
    Alabama




    7. Texas
    Penn State
    UCLA
    Georgia
    Florida
    Miami
    Florida State
    WASHINGTON











    15. LSU
    Tennessee
    Auburn (Dawg!)
    Nebraska
    Texas A & M
    Yale










    21. Cal
    Stanford
    Clemson
    Georgia Tech
    Oklahoma State

    Feel free to consult our endowment board for a full discussion of why this is incorrect.
    No one fucking cares about faggy acadamis endowment. You think I give a shit about academis? I went to BCC bitch!

    Here's what matters: Who is spending money on football? More importantly, who is making money with football? These are the questions you need to be asking.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,702 Founders Club
    No half brain here, really cares that much about faggy academis. We want wins and titles.

    BUT I love to make fun of the southern pours. Their economy still hasn't recovered from the War Between the States.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,702 Founders Club
    edited June 2018
    The North and the West sucks at football and we have to hang our hats on something.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    No half brain here, really cares that much about faggy academis. We want wins and titles.

    BUT I love to make fun of the southern pours. Their economy still hasn't recovered from the War Between the States.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,702 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    No half brain here, really cares that much about faggy academis. We want wins and titles.

    BUT I love to make fun of the southern pours. Their economy still hasn't recovered from the War Between the States.

    Huh?
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,282


    No one fucking cares about faggy acadamis endowment. You think I give a shit about academis? I went to BCC bitch!

    Here's what matters: Who is spending money on football? More importantly, who is making money with football? These are the questions you need to be asking.

    Ok!!!!!!!!!!!
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited June 2018

    No one fucking cares about faggy acadamis endowment. You think I give a shit about academis? I went to BCC bitch!

    Here's what matters: Who is spending money on football? More importantly, who is making money with football? These are the questions you need to be asking.

    Ok!!!!!!!!!!!

    It is Bellevue college now