This could get ugly
Reason for wanting to join Hardcore Husky:
To avenge my ex-husband in the name of our beautiful albeit slightly slow daughter.
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Tell him to get an avatar. Two dads is a thang
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@AmberPortwood
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Boobs
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Dear Derek,
I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive...
I know this is crazy for you, it's all crazy for me too. It's double crazy for Gary who is the person I am trying to protect in all of this. You see, Gary has been locked out of HardcoreHusky for about a week now. He called me sobbing last week telling me he couldn't shitpost anymore here all because he changed his e-mail address and your shitty angelfire/geocities servers won't send him the confirmation e-mail therefore he is locked out.
Gary is a mess. He stopped eating completely (until last night when he ate six cans consecutively of Bush's® Baked Beans. He has made various efforts to contact one of you virgins to no avail. My vagina is moist just thinking at the thought of you fixing this wrong (sorry, I'm a bit of a skank). Gary needs this site to live and if you make him kill himself and leave me to raise this half idiot hellion on my own, I will find you and I don't think you want that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMxdhIrPtdU
Now as Dr. Laura would say, now go do the right thing.
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Best first post on HHAmberPortwood said:Dear Derek,
I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive...
I know this is crazy for you, it's all crazy for me too. It's double crazy for Gary who is the person I am trying to protect in all of this. You see, Gary has been locked out of HardcoreHusky for about a week now. He called me sobbing last week telling me he couldn't shitpost anymore here all because he changed his e-mail address and your shitty angelfire/geocities servers won't send him the confirmation e-mail therefore he is locked out.
Gary is a mess. He stopped eating completely (until last night when he ate six cans consecutively of Bush's® Baked Beans. He has made various efforts to contact one of you virgins to no avail. My vagina is moist just thinking at the thought of you fixing this wrong (sorry, I'm a bit of a skank). Gary needs this site to live and if you make him kill himself and leave me to raise this half idiot hellion on my own, I will find you and I don't think you want that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMxdhIrPtdU
Now as Dr. Laura would say, now go do the right thing.
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He’s not locked up
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I dont get any of this
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This is weirder than any of the shit I've ever pulled.
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Need pics of Ambers tittays or GTFO.
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You forget the pregnant woman shit you pulled?PurpleJ said:This is weirder than any of the shit I've ever pulled.
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Derek, I know we've had quite the past but can we stop with the games? I told you before that the stuff that your dad said happened with me in the empty shipping container at the railyard was just simply completely and absolutely for the most part not true. Gary has been caught in the crossfire and can't see anything when logged in and you must fix it. I feel an anger coming on....please hurry. He's being blocked because he can't verify his e-mail because he's not receiving any of the confirmations. This is on purpose! I said I was sorry.DerekJohnson said:He’s not locked up
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That was artful social commentary. A juxtaposition of the gift of human life against the violence and perversion of this evil world. I wouldn't expect you to understand.WeakarmCobra said:
You forget the pregnant woman shit you pulled?PurpleJ said:This is weirder than any of the shit I've ever pulled.
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Whazzup @AmberPortwood??? I admire your dedication to keepin your Man hooked up. But dudes kind of a waste case. Whaddya say I roll by tonight around 8 and we try to find the bottom of my bottle of Patron and talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Let's double kewg that bro!salemcoog said:Whazzup @AmberPortwood??? I admire your dedication to keepin your Man hooked up. But dudes kind of a waste case. Whaddya say I roll by tonight around 8 and we try to find the bottom of my bottle of Patron and talk about the first thing that pops up.
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A/S/L?salemcoog said:Whazzup @AmberPortwood??? I admire your dedication to keepin your Man hooked up. But dudes kind of a waste case. Whaddya say I roll by tonight around 8 and we try to find the bottom of my bottle of Patron and talk about the first thing that pops up.
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First, take a big step back… and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don’t know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but AmberPortwood is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I’m talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!salemcoog said:Whazzup @AmberPortwood??? I admire your dedication to keepin your Man hooked up. But dudes kind of a waste case. Whaddya say I roll by tonight around 8 and we try to find the bottom of my bottle of Patron and talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Will do. But just a word of warning. After a night with Me, you’re gonna be changing that handle.AmberPortwood said:
A/S/L?salemcoog said:Whazzup @AmberPortwood??? I admire your dedication to keepin your Man hooked up. But dudes kind of a waste case. Whaddya say I roll by tonight around 8 and we try to find the bottom of my bottle of Patron and talk about the first thing that pops up.
hit me up on YIM/AIM xxgarysgirl666xx
For a little insight.... Im more of an A/T/M guy.
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This is amazing
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The blood is on your hands, Mr. HH Owner.
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Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 4 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.AmberPortwood said:The blood is on your hands, Mr. HH Owner.
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I...I....I am pretty moist right now. Wanna see my prolapsed anus?DerekJohnson said:
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 4 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.AmberPortwood said:The blood is on your hands, Mr. HH Owner.
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And tittays prease.AmberPortwood said:
I...I....I am pretty moist right now. Wanna see my prolapsed anus?DerekJohnson said:
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 4 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.AmberPortwood said:The blood is on your hands, Mr. HH Owner.
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إن شاء الله ، آخذ هذا التعهد إليكم لداعش لإسقاط المتشددين أجش وكل أعضاءها.AmberPortwood said:
NOW!!!!!!!!!
haha oops, sorry boys. I was thinking about joining isis for a little bit there and was doing rosetta stone.
ANYWAYS.
I can fight my own battles, you whore. Now go fuck that loser meth head with all the pock marks on his face and leave me alone.
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I love this bored
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@AmberPortwood any chance you could send an invite to @BackdoorTeenMom?
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Thread delivers imo.
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