Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.
Applicant applied at 6:37AM this morning.
Reason for wanting to join Hardcore Husky:
To avenge my ex-husband in the name of our beautiful albeit slightly slow daughter.
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I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive...
I know this is crazy for you, it's all crazy for me too. It's double crazy for Gary who is the person I am trying to protect in all of this. You see, Gary has been locked out of HardcoreHusky for about a week now. He called me sobbing last week telling me he couldn't shitpost anymore here all because he changed his e-mail address and your shitty angelfire/geocities servers won't send him the confirmation e-mail therefore he is locked out.
Gary is a mess. He stopped eating completely (until last night when he ate six cans consecutively of Bush's® Baked Beans. He has made various efforts to contact one of you virgins to no avail. My vagina is moist just thinking at the thought of you fixing this wrong (sorry, I'm a bit of a skank). Gary needs this site to live and if you make him kill himself and leave me to raise this half idiot hellion on my own, I will find you and I don't think you want that.
Now as Dr. Laura would say, now go do the right thing.
NOW!!!!!!!!!
hit me up on YIM/AIM xxgarysgirl666xx
Asking for a friend
For a little insight.... Im more of an A/T/M guy.