What's everyone drinking tonight?
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Saison. Blech.
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Fuck you!Mad_Son said:Saison. Blech.
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Hey @Mad_Son, I bet you are one of them PNW IPA-loving douchers. Do you wear sandals and socks and drive a Lesbaru?
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The diesel fuel from the still beating heart of the bitch ass Swede Volvo 18 wheeler that I THRASHED last night.
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Boring...PurpleJ said:The diesel fuel from the still beating heart of the bitch ass Swede Volvo 18 wheeler that I THRASHED last night.
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YOU WAN SUM 2 HOMIE?!?!PurpleBaze said:
Boring...PurpleJ said:The diesel fuel from the still beating heart of the bitch ass Swede Volvo 18 wheeler that I THRASHED last night.
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Circle K?PurpleJ said:
YOU WAN SUM 2 HOMIE?!?!PurpleBaze said:
Boring...PurpleJ said:The diesel fuel from the still beating heart of the bitch ass Swede Volvo 18 wheeler that I THRASHED last night.
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Smirnoff
Been drinking all weekend really
Kind of got felt up by a biker at a dive last night....wish I was kidding. #metoo -
Only felt up? That's it?!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Smirnoff
Been drinking all weekend really
Kind of got felt up by a biker at a dive last night....wish I was kidding. #metoo -
Wild turkey whiskey sour.
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Blech!YellowSnow said:Wild turkey whiskey sour.
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Tank 7 Farmhouse Ale
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Cannabis infused watermelon rings.
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10 barrel Pearl IPA. Grabbed some 10 Barrel IPA variety pack at slaveway.
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Sour watermelon Marmas here.2001400ex said:Cannabis infused watermelon rings.
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Pussy juice
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Belching Beaver barrel aged peach sour beer.
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What was his name? Did you get to ride home on the bike?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Smirnoff
Been drinking all weekend really
Kind of got felt up by a biker at a dive last night....wish I was kidding. #metoo -
I was sitting at the bar minding my own business, sneaking pics of the bartender, but I'm near the ordering place. This fat fuck biker does something weird (I forgot). Then he introduces himself. He's wasted out of his mind. Half an hour later, he sets his beer on my head. I'm 5-10, maybe 177 lbs. I haven't been in a fight since 1993. He'd kill me. Just being honest. He's at least 250. Later, he grabs me on my chest. Creepy mother fucker. I'm guessing he's just out of prison and his white trash step dad did bad things to him.PurpleBaze said:
Only felt up? That's it?!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Smirnoff
Been drinking all weekend really
Kind of got felt up by a biker at a dive last night....wish I was kidding. #metoo -
Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
I was sitting at the bar minding my own business, sneaking pics of the bartender, but I'm near the ordering place. This fat fuck biker does something weird (I forgot). Then he introduces himself. He's wasted out of his mind. Half an hour later, he sets his beer on my head. I'm 5-10, maybe 177 lbs. I haven't been in a fight since 1993. He'd kill me. Just being honest. He's at least 250. Later, he grabs me on my chest. Creepy mother fucker. I'm guessing he's just out of prison and his white trash step dad did bad things to him.PurpleBaze said:
Only felt up? That's it?!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Smirnoff
Been drinking all weekend really
Kind of got felt up by a biker at a dive last night....wish I was kidding. #metoo
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That's why you take a mental note and come up behind him with an improvised bludgeon. Go for the knees first, crippling him. Then go to town. Conversely, you could smash a bottle on his face and aim to blind him, but this is risky. You have to swing that thing hard. Or just let him have his way with you. Your choice.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
I was sitting at the bar minding my own business, sneaking pics of the bartender, but I'm near the ordering place. This fat fuck biker does something weird (I forgot). Then he introduces himself. He's wasted out of his mind. Half an hour later, he sets his beer on my head. I'm 5-10, maybe 177 lbs. I haven't been in a fight since 1993. He'd kill me. Just being honest. He's at least 250. Later, he grabs me on my chest. Creepy mother fucker. I'm guessing he's just out of prison and his white trash step dad did bad things to him.PurpleBaze said:
Only felt up? That's it?!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Smirnoff
Been drinking all weekend really
Kind of got felt up by a biker at a dive last night....wish I was kidding. #metoo -
Baze talking car smack?
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Same as I drink every night, Steel Reserve 211s.
jk, sometimes it's a Hurricane 8.1 -
Huh?Pitchfork51 said:Baze talking car smack?
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Titan tears
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You don't "down" Islay scotch by the way. You sip it. HTH bazey ya boofy cunt ya.PurpleBaze said:I had a saison earlier. But now, I'm downing some Ardbeg Uigeadail.
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Were you busy Googling "Ardbeg" and reading about it all this time?YellowSnow said:
You don't "down" Islay scotch by the way. You sip it. HTH bazey ya boofy cunt ya.PurpleBaze said:I had a saison earlier. But now, I'm downing some Ardbeg Uigeadail.
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WOOF
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A couple Kulshan coffee stouts and a couple Freemont Dark Stars.
I likes my stouts and porters and browns (lotsa amazing sours now, although they used to all suck balls). IPA is the equivalent of Starbucks coffee and stupidly flaming hot sauce: bitter and nasty and over the top so small-dick guys can prove how Tac Town Tuff they are, then it kills their tastebuds until the only thing that registers even is burnt nasty coffee, Dave's Insanity Sauce, and 100+ IBU bitter ass beer. There's nowhere to go from there.
Sad for me, as it means that I have to wade through 10,000 identical IPAs at the grocery store before I can find a decent stout that isn't overpriced and ruined by bourbon barrel aging. -
