Annual thread updated for 2018: rank your current top 5 posters
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Shout out @Doog_de_Jour . She's our(?) Condi Rice because she apparently loves college football and history, nay, military history. Except presumably much hotter than Condi, we? hope. Seriously, where do you find women like that except out here, out here.
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There are two very different pumpys.
One is the ass eating amazingness.
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Two things. Post moar. Get an avatar. Profit.creepycoug said:
can't believe I didn't make your honorable mention list. I shoot for those heights, though I rarely reach them.Swaye said:Okay ding dongs. Let me tell you how this really is.
1 @RaceBannon This fucker is 900 and hasn't lost a step. GOAT
2 @dnc Smart, sexy, ample bosom and a bony 12 year old girl ass. Plus he teaches me how to sound out words.
3 @Dennis_DeYoung Hates everyone, and everything, yet still making it in the world as a parapalegic gay black man.
4 @GrundleStiltzkin Think you can .gif? Bitch step off. Grundle is a man amongst boys (put your dick back Coker)
5 @Gladstone Criminally underrated as a poster mostly because you dumb dinks are dumb.
Honorable Mention Tier
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi Never thought you could roll a teetotalling NAMBLA stalker into one person? Think again fag.
@allpurpleallgold Even though he hates all my bitches, I love him.
@DerekJohnson We wouldn't have this hive of scum and villainy without our glorious dictator.
@PurpleJ Funniest and weirdest motherfucker on here all at the same time. I tattooed TAC on one cheek and TOWN on the other.
@RoadDawg55 Probably the best all around poster for even keeled knowledge, humor, and math. Because Asian.
Best "newcumer"
@YellowSnow and it isn't close.
Best alt
@SpiritHorse (duh)
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I didn't want to include her because I think that might violate the restraining order.GrundleStiltzkin said:Shout out @Doog_de_Jour . She's our(?) Condi Rice because she apparently loves college football and history, nay, military history. Except presumably much hotter than Condi, we? hope. Seriously, where do you find women like that except out here, out here.
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There's something Miami about the avatar, with the sunglasses and the neon colors. Keep it. Wouldn't be the same without it.creepycoug said:
but that's my schtik ... the no-avatar schtik! that pink and purple guy blowing smoke rings with sun glasses on ... is me.YellowSnow said:
My advice: avatar acquisition would help your stock price.creepycoug said:
can't believe I didn't make your honorable mention list. I shoot for those heights, though I rarely reach them.Swaye said:Okay ding dongs. Let me tell you how this really is.
1 @RaceBannon This fucker is 900 and hasn't lost a step. GOAT
2 @dnc Smart, sexy, ample bosom and a bony 12 year old girl ass. Plus he teaches me how to sound out words.
3 @Dennis_DeYoung Hates everyone, and everything, yet still making it in the world as a parapalegic gay black man.
4 @GrundleStiltzkin Think you can .gif? Bitch step off. Grundle is a man amongst boys (put your dick back Coker)
5 @Gladstone Criminally underrated as a poster mostly because you dumb dinks are dumb.
Honorable Mention Tier
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi Never thought you could roll a teetotalling NAMBLA stalker into one person? Think again fag.
@allpurpleallgold Even though he hates all my bitches, I love him.
@DerekJohnson We wouldn't have this hive of scum and villainy without our glorious dictator.
@PurpleJ Funniest and weirdest motherfucker on here all at the same time. I tattooed TAC on one cheek and TOWN on the other.
@RoadDawg55 Probably the best all around poster for even keeled knowledge, humor, and math. Because Asian.
Best "newcumer"
@YellowSnow and it isn't close.
Best alt
@SpiritHorse (duh)
hurts.
bad.
if I got one now it would be obvious. -
One of the things I enjoyed most about signing up for accounts while banned (other than writing funny messages about reasons I wanted to join) was seeing which funny cartoon face I would get. What color would it be? Would he have a mustache? A monocle? The possibilities were endless!
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P.S. @creepycoug avatar looks like it's peering upward at a dick and ready to rumble
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Race's wife?GrundleStiltzkin said:Shout out @Doog_de_Jour . She's our(?) Condi Rice because she apparently loves college football and history, nay, military history. Except presumably much hotter than Condi, we? hope. Seriously, where do you find women like that except out here, out here.
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No shittin, I had the same thought.HuskyJW said:
Race's wife?GrundleStiltzkin said:Shout out @Doog_de_Jour . She's our(?) Condi Rice because she apparently loves college football and history, nay, military history. Except presumably much hotter than Condi, we? hope. Seriously, where do you find women like that except out here, out here.
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Thanks for the chin.allpurpleallgold said:Free pub!!!
I have a top 5 list but as a Bernie supporter I’m going to take my top 5s chins and distribute them equally among the worst posters to even things out. -
@Dash
@DonaldJones
@ArtBriles
@GrandpaSankey
@Uncle_Rico
I only respect posters who put their REAL name on the line.
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BaldwinIV said:
1. @Dennis_DeYoung funny + recruiting + intelligent + unstable
2. @allpurpleallgold dialed in basketball takes
3. @YellowSnow he's the dude from big lebowski
4. @DoogCourics great stalking skills
5. @Neighbor2972 recruiting + intelligent (sadly, is stable and unfunny)
wbu
FREE PUB BUTTFUCKERS!!!!
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Notorious pedophile is going on my resume!dnc said:My actual list
1. @Swaye - duh
2. @allpurpleallgold - you'll always be my en eye gee gee eh
3. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi - underrated by many, needs to poast more
4. @Dennis_DeYoung - best bipolarism money can buy
5. @RoadDawg55 - all around solid
Look at that diversity! Injun, falsely alleged to be a woman, notorious pedophile, gay paraplegic black and an asian in my top 5.
My next five is pretty white though:
6. @GrundleStiltzkin - only during the offseason. During the season taint no one who can touch him.
7. @RaceBannon - legend
8. @Gladstone - long one of my faves
9. @YellowSnow - been a great addition
10. @puppylove_sugarsteel - nuff said
I didn't include alts but if I did @SpiritHorse @Octavian and @GrandpaSankey would rate highly. -
Brother Courtney would be proud.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Notorious pedophile is going on my resume!dnc said:My actual list
1. @Swaye - duh
2. @allpurpleallgold - you'll always be my en eye gee gee eh
3. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi - underrated by many, needs to poast more
4. @Dennis_DeYoung - best bipolarism money can buy
5. @RoadDawg55 - all around solid
Look at that diversity! Injun, falsely alleged to be a woman, notorious pedophile, gay paraplegic black and an asian in my top 5.
My next five is pretty white though:
6. @GrundleStiltzkin - only during the offseason. During the season taint no one who can touch him.
7. @RaceBannon - legend
8. @Gladstone - long one of my faves
9. @YellowSnow - been a great addition
10. @puppylove_sugarsteel - nuff said
I didn't include alts but if I did @SpiritHorse @Octavian and @GrandpaSankey would rate highly.
#yourirish
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You don't need a resume to work as an elementary school recess monitor.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Notorious pedophile is going on my resume!dnc said:My actual list
1. @Swaye - duh
2. @allpurpleallgold - you'll always be my en eye gee gee eh
3. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi - underrated by many, needs to poast more
4. @Dennis_DeYoung - best bipolarism money can buy
5. @RoadDawg55 - all around solid
Look at that diversity! Injun, falsely alleged to be a woman, notorious pedophile, gay paraplegic black and an asian in my top 5.
My next five is pretty white though:
6. @GrundleStiltzkin - only during the offseason. During the season taint no one who can touch him.
7. @RaceBannon - legend
8. @Gladstone - long one of my faves
9. @YellowSnow - been a great addition
10. @puppylove_sugarsteel - nuff said
I didn't include alts but if I did @SpiritHorse @Octavian and @GrandpaSankey would rate highly. -
Way to leave out Mexicans you ignorant racistdnc said:My actual list
1. @Swaye - duh
2. @allpurpleallgold - you'll always be my en eye gee gee eh
3. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi - underrated by many, needs to poast more
4. @Dennis_DeYoung - best bipolarism money can buy
5. @RoadDawg55 - all around solid
Look at that diversity! Injun, falsely alleged to be a woman, notorious pedophile, gay paraplegic black and an asian in my top 5.
My next five is pretty white though:
6. @GrundleStiltzkin - only during the offseason. During the season taint no one who can touch him.
7. @RaceBannon - legend
8. @Gladstone - long one of my faves
9. @YellowSnow - been a great addition
10. @puppylove_sugarsteel - nuff said
I didn't include alts but if I did @SpiritHorse @Octavian and @GrandpaSankey would rate highly. -
He can't be racist. He has a red boyfriend. HTHPitchfork51 said:
Way to leave out Mexicans you ignorant racistdnc said:My actual list
1. @Swaye - duh
2. @allpurpleallgold - you'll always be my en eye gee gee eh
3. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi - underrated by many, needs to poast more
4. @Dennis_DeYoung - best bipolarism money can buy
5. @RoadDawg55 - all around solid
Look at that diversity! Injun, falsely alleged to be a woman, notorious pedophile, gay paraplegic black and an asian in my top 5.
My next five is pretty white though:
6. @GrundleStiltzkin - only during the offseason. During the season taint no one who can touch him.
7. @RaceBannon - legend
8. @Gladstone - long one of my faves
9. @YellowSnow - been a great addition
10. @puppylove_sugarsteel - nuff said
I didn't include alts but if I did @SpiritHorse @Octavian and @GrandpaSankey would rate highly. -
Pitchfork51 said:
Way to leave out Mexicans you ignorant racistdnc said:My actual list
1. @Swaye - duh
2. @allpurpleallgold - you'll always be my en eye gee gee eh
3. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi - underrated by many, needs to poast more
4. @Dennis_DeYoung - best bipolarism money can buy
5. @RoadDawg55 - all around solid
Look at that diversity! Injun, falsely alleged to be a woman, notorious pedophile, gay paraplegic black and an asian in my top 5.
My next five is pretty white though:
6. @GrundleStiltzkin - only during the offseason. During the season taint no one who can touch him.
7. @RaceBannon - legend
8. @Gladstone - long one of my faves
9. @YellowSnow - been a great addition
10. @puppylove_sugarsteel - nuff said
I didn't include alts but if I did @SpiritHorse @Octavian and @GrandpaSankey would rate highly.
They hate successful people of color.
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On a side note when did 'person of color' become acceptable?
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Tell me about it.Pitchfork51 said:On a side note when did 'person of color' become acceptable?
It sounds so old timey to me
N word and colored were derogatory when I was a kid
Negroe became Black which was preferred until African American which seems like a white thing quite honestly
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I'll vote @YellowSnow -- The Olde Recorde Storee is a nice additionBaldwinIV said:1. @Dennis_DeYoung funny + recruiting + intelligent + unstable
2. @allpurpleallgold dialed in basketball takes
3. @YellowSnow he's the dude from big lebowski
4. @DoogCourics great stalking skills
5. @Neighbor2972 recruiting + intelligent (sadly, is stable and unfunny)
wbu
@allpurpleallgold because "he" hangs around in the dude zone
@Stalin
Everybody else is pretty much an asshole.
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"Mah African American"RaceBannon said:
Tell me about it.Pitchfork51 said:On a side note when did 'person of color' become acceptable?
It sounds so old timey to me
N word and colored were derogatory when I was a kid
Negroe became Black which was preferred until African American which seems like a white thing quite honestly
Doesn't have the same ring. Agreed. Super white. -
I started to write out my top 5, but then decided I;m too fucked up to think that hard.
So I went a made another cocktail instead which I'm drinking now. I'm thinking I made the right choice. -
Not much love for HH's villains in this thread. It's hard work racking up trolls, spams & wtfs.
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oregonblitzkrieg said:
Not much love for HH's villains in this thread. It's hard work racking up trolls, spams & wtfs.
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If you ever find yourself short on your WTF quota, get sideways with @RaceBannon and your problem is solved. That old mother fucker can still WTF with the best of them.oregonblitzkrieg said:Not much love for HH's villains in this thread. It's hard work racking up trolls, spams & wtfs.
He will find even your most buried posts and spot you a WTF.
But you gotta get him in the mood first. At his age, he needs a good warm-up. -
I have more flags and wtfs than probably anyone and I still found a way to make #1 on @PurpleJ list (the only list that matters)oregonblitzkrieg said:Not much love for HH's villains in this thread. It's hard work racking up trolls, spams & wtfs.
You jeelly bro? -
PurpleJ said:
When I was 12 I covered my entire face with the chalk from a pool table and pretended to be a member of the blue man group.
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1. @Swaye - a natural. born to procrastinate on boards.
2. @dnc - the first couple of HH. best all-around, really knows shit about rap, surprisingly.
3. @RoadDawg55 - someone needs to play the straight boring guy and he has good opinions.
4. @Pitchfork51 - underrated because he's a dirty sun devil, gave me indirect free pub on this page.
5. @Dennis_DeYoung - his TBS takes can be a bit tiresome sometimes, but I can't dislike someone who does so much work on hating whites.
Honorable mentions to @YellowSnow, who was starting to poast at the time I was starting to lurk, and his ascension was breathtaking. @PurpleJ, an institution of the things that make HH what it is.