Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different state
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever.
Not to mention in your mid 40's unless you are rich your value goes down while any chick in her 40's that took decent care of herself and used to be a 6 or a 7 is now an 8 or a 9 because she actually looks halfway decent. So the value of any chick you would want to bang is ridiculously over inflated. The ole supply and demand sucks in your mid 40's.
Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different state
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever.
Not to mention in your mid 40's unless you are rich your value goes down while any chick in her 40's that took decent care of herself and used to be a 6 or a 7 is now an 8 or a 9 because she actually looks halfway decent. So the value of any chick you would want to bang is ridiculously over inflated. The ole supply and demand sucks in your mid 40's.
Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different state
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever.
Not to mention in your mid 40's unless you are rich your value goes down while any chick in her 40's that took decent care of herself and used to be a 6 or a 7 is now an 8 or a 9 because she actually looks halfway decent. So the value of any chick you would want to bang is ridiculously over inflated. The ole supply and demand sucks in your mid 40's.
Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different state
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever.
Not to mention in your mid 40's unless you are rich your value goes down while any chick in her 40's that took decent care of herself and used to be a 6 or a 7 is now an 8 or a 9 because she actually looks halfway decent. So the value of any chick you would want to bang is ridiculously over inflated. The ole supply and demand sucks in your mid 40's.
You sound poor.
And?
Oh. And my condolences to Mike for not being rich in his 40's.
Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different state
Yeah. I'd rather eat a shotgun than deal with that shit.
Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
The wife will help me stalk them if they are hot enough. Part of why I married her.
I'd recommend following Swaye's advice in your circumstance though.
@Dennis_DeYoung some coaches follow you right? You should twat this page to them. To let KB that ppl know and so he gets offf his ass and recruits better rather than being thirsty
@Dennis_DeYoung some coaches follow you right? You should twat this page to them. To let KB that ppl know and so he gets offf his ass and recruits better rather than being thirsty
He’s too busy jacking it to GAF.
If he gets Charbonnet I’ll leave him alone. But I don’t see it happening.
Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
The wife will help me stalk them if they are hot enough. Part of why I married her.
I'd recommend following Swaye's advice in your circumstance though.
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I'd recommend following Swaye's advice in your circumstance though.
If he gets Charbonnet I’ll leave him alone. But I don’t see it happening.