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LISTENSwaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days... -
Listen... Boner is an OKG, which means he'd never cheat on his wife. But following twitter and instagram hotties is the closest he can get to it, and provides him spank bank material while he's on the road.
The only difference between him and other married men is that other married men don't follow the girls, just stalk them like we do teen bois. Boner follows them and just plays it off like he has to follow all sorts of people for work. -
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ... -
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
I waited until I was thirty for the same reasons but am now finding out that 20 something girls like me more now than when I was in my 20's and I am once again thinking no marriage ever
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You forget people are dumbSwaye said:
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
So you are saying I am hitting a mid-40s lull and I should just wait 60 or 70 years until I'm your age and things will come back around?RaceBannon said:I waited until I was thirty for the same reasons but am now finding out that 20 something girls like me more now than when I was in my 20's and I am once again thinking no marriage ever
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Swaye said:
So you are saying I am hitting a mid-40s lull and I should just wait 600 or 700 years until I'm your age and things will come back around?RaceBannon said:I waited until I was thirty for the same reasons but am now finding out that 20 something girls like me more now than when I was in my 20's and I am once again thinking no marriage ever
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YRYKWeakarmCobra said:
You forget people are dumbSwaye said:
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
