Coach Boner earning his moniker with a little TGS


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To some degree you have to admire his hornines
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Pete: makes Will Harris take down harmless posts on twitter and insta
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Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
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HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
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Dont hate the player
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Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days... -
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days... -
I admire Boner's brazen thirstyness. I also don't understand how Pete has let him get away with it for so long. He must really value him as a coach or recruiting coordinator.
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Also, wood.
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TRUTH!Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days... -
LISTENSwaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days... -
Listen... Boner is an OKG, which means he'd never cheat on his wife. But following twitter and instagram hotties is the closest he can get to it, and provides him spank bank material while he's on the road.
The only difference between him and other married men is that other married men don't follow the girls, just stalk them like we do teen bois. Boner follows them and just plays it off like he has to follow all sorts of people for work. -
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ... -
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
I waited until I was thirty for the same reasons but am now finding out that 20 something girls like me more now than when I was in my 20's and I am once again thinking no marriage ever
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You forget people are dumbSwaye said:
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
So you are saying I am hitting a mid-40s lull and I should just wait 60 or 70 years until I'm your age and things will come back around?RaceBannon said:I waited until I was thirty for the same reasons but am now finding out that 20 something girls like me more now than when I was in my 20's and I am once again thinking no marriage ever
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Swaye said:
So you are saying I am hitting a mid-40s lull and I should just wait 600 or 700 years until I'm your age and things will come back around?RaceBannon said:I waited until I was thirty for the same reasons but am now finding out that 20 something girls like me more now than when I was in my 20's and I am once again thinking no marriage ever
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YRYKWeakarmCobra said:
You forget people are dumbSwaye said:
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
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Let he who has never stalked the reigning Miss Studio City cast the first stone.
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Not to mention in your mid 40's unless you are rich your value goes down while any chick in her 40's that took decent care of herself and used to be a 6 or a 7 is now an 8 or a 9 because she actually looks halfway decent. So the value of any chick you would want to bang is ridiculously over inflated. The ole supply and demand sucks in your mid 40's.Swaye said:
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
You sound poor.Ice_Holmvik said:
Not to mention in your mid 40's unless you are rich your value goes down while any chick in her 40's that took decent care of herself and used to be a 6 or a 7 is now an 8 or a 9 because she actually looks halfway decent. So the value of any chick you would want to bang is ridiculously over inflated. The ole supply and demand sucks in your mid 40's.Swaye said:
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
And?whuggy said:
You sound poor.Ice_Holmvik said:
Not to mention in your mid 40's unless you are rich your value goes down while any chick in her 40's that took decent care of herself and used to be a 6 or a 7 is now an 8 or a 9 because she actually looks halfway decent. So the value of any chick you would want to bang is ridiculously over inflated. The ole supply and demand sucks in your mid 40's.Swaye said:
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
Oh. And my condolences to Mike for not being rich in his 40's.Swaye said:
And?whuggy said:
You sound poor.Ice_Holmvik said:
Not to mention in your mid 40's unless you are rich your value goes down while any chick in her 40's that took decent care of herself and used to be a 6 or a 7 is now an 8 or a 9 because she actually looks halfway decent. So the value of any chick you would want to bang is ridiculously over inflated. The ole supply and demand sucks in your mid 40's.Swaye said:
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.animate said:
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?Swaye said:
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.Thebourbinator said:Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever. -
Yeah. I'd rather eat a shotgun than deal with that shit.Swaye said:
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different stateThebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
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The wife will help me stalk them if they are hot enough. Part of why I married her.Thebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
I'd recommend following Swaye's advice in your circumstance though. -
@Dennis_DeYoung some coaches follow you right? You should twat this page to them. To let KB that ppl know and so he gets offf his ass and recruits better rather than being thirsty
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He’s too busy jacking it to GAF.WeakarmCobra said:@Dennis_DeYoung some coaches follow you right? You should twat this page to them. To let KB that ppl know and so he gets offf his ass and recruits better rather than being thirsty
If he gets Charbonnet I’ll leave him alone. But I don’t see it happening. -
@HuskyLawyer?UW_Doog_Bot said:
The wife will help me stalk them if they are hot enough. Part of why I married her.Thebourbinator said:Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
I'd recommend following Swaye's advice in your circumstance though.