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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    $374k for streetlights?
    46 lights over 4.5 blocks = 10 a block. $8,000 a light = $368,000
    It said "new" street lights. Couldn't they just move the old ones?

    Street lights usually don't deteriorate. It's fabricated metal with wires running inside connected to a bulb.
    I'm sure these new ones are solar powered to reduce carbon footprint or some shit.
    Couldn't they just offer jobs for some of the homeless, by having them stand on step ladders holding flashlights? Small footprint and you help with the homeless crises.

    Get somebody like me in charge. I'll solve your problems
    Better idea incoming. Let's tie the homeless to milk cartons and then release dozens of wild cougars into the bike lanes to play with both the bikers AND the homeless. Win fucking win.
    As long as rawhide is involved, I fully endorse this plan.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Thanos just needs to visit soon. His plan makes so much sense.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    We should tell the homeless that a better life awaits them in Mexico. Hurry before they get wise and build a wall!
  • uzi
    uzi Member Posts: 1,298
    edited May 2018
    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Close downtown streets down and expand the areas around them.


    Case closed
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,015
    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.


    I'll take extra pleasure next time I flip that right plow wing out and knock a biker on his ass and hope it is @uzi
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
    Pretty much everyone is better than you judging by this poast.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    I for one doth protest the cultural appropriation in their choice of asphalt.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    edited May 2018
    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
    You sound poor...
  • RedRocket
    RedRocket Member Posts: 1,527

    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
    Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

    I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.
    Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    edited May 2018
    RedRocket said:

    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
    Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

    I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.
    Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.
    I'm about 15%, because of the beers, but I'd break your hand if I shook it. Cardio? Meh. Try getting off your ass. It's why hyper-cardio tight-shirt gym guys can't fight or take a punch. Just like whiny bicyclists.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I lift like twice a week, do zero cardio, and eat low carb.

    Shit ain't that hard
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    I lift like twice a week, do zero cardio, and eat low carb.

    Shit ain't that hard

    Enjoy your heart attack! Good luck the rest of the way!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    RedRocket said:

    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
    Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

    I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.
    Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.
    I'm about 15%, because of the beers, but I'd break your hand if I shook it. Cardio? Meh. Try getting off your ass. It's why hyper-cardio tight-shirt gym guys can't fight or take a punch. Just like whiny bicyclists.
    I used to get my cardio by running from the cops, but now I just run for fun and play soccer. Sometimes I get the urge to punch people in the face as they pass. Old habits die hard.
  • RedRocket
    RedRocket Member Posts: 1,527

    RedRocket said:

    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
    Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

    I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.
    Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.
    I'm about 15%, because of the beers, but I'd break your hand if I shook it. Cardio? Meh. Try getting off your ass. It's why hyper-cardio tight-shirt gym guys can't fight or take a punch. Just like whiny bicyclists.
    Thanks for proving my point. The 15% is wishful thinking. You're closer to 20% because you don't lift or exercise. Act as TUFF! as you want but numbers don't lie. I've attached my body fat stats to prove that I'm more alpha than you so we don't have to continue this embarssing chest puffing contest. I'm a dick hardening 12.2%. Keep dreaming you chubby try hard beta.


  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,662 Standard Supporter
    RedRocket said:

    RedRocket said:

    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
    Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

    I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.
    Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.
    I'm about 15%, because of the beers, but I'd break your hand if I shook it. Cardio? Meh. Try getting off your ass. It's why hyper-cardio tight-shirt gym guys can't fight or take a punch. Just like whiny bicyclists.
    Thanks for proving my point. The 15% is wishful thinking. You're closer to 20% because you don't lift or exercise. Act as TUFF! as you want but numbers don't lie. I've attached my body fat stats to prove that I'm more alpha than you so we don't have to continue this embarssing chest puffing contest. I'm a dick hardening 12.2%. Keep dreaming you chubby try hard beta.


    So the other 98 pounds is rippled steel and sex appeal?
  • RedRocket
    RedRocket Member Posts: 1,527
    Sledog said:

    RedRocket said:

    RedRocket said:

    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

    I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.


    edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.
    On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

    Fuck off.

    That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

    And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.
    Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

    I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.
    Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.
    I'm about 15%, because of the beers, but I'd break your hand if I shook it. Cardio? Meh. Try getting off your ass. It's why hyper-cardio tight-shirt gym guys can't fight or take a punch. Just like whiny bicyclists.
    Thanks for proving my point. The 15% is wishful thinking. You're closer to 20% because you don't lift or exercise. Act as TUFF! as you want but numbers don't lie. I've attached my body fat stats to prove that I'm more alpha than you so we don't have to continue this embarssing chest puffing contest. I'm a dick hardening 12.2%. Keep dreaming you chubby try hard beta.


    So the other 98 pounds is rippled steel and sex appeal?
    You sound interested?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I have .69% body fat, can bench 69 pounds, and can run 69 miles! GRONK!!!!
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Are you the "how much do you bench" guy?

    Hurtful
  • RedRocket
    RedRocket Member Posts: 1,527

    Are you the "how much do you bench" guy?

    I'm sure I've asked the question but the question doesn't define who I am.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    RedRocket said:

    Are you the "how much do you bench" guy?

    I'm sure I've asked the question but the question doesn't define who I am.
    Lifting weights is fun. The alpha male gym douche act is tiring.