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topdawgnc
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I'd cheat on her too.
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I'm rich, bitch!
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Goddammit a fucking pimple in the middle of my forehead. Gonna be harder to chase LA poon tonight.
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It's called crack. It's great!! And it's so simple to make. All you need is cocaine and some baking soda. And I think I tasted egg and cinnammon.
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brb blondes
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There once was a coach named Sarkisian
Who won 7 games every season
Pat Haden said yay
Took the fucktard away
Without even needing 5 reasons -
TMacDawg FTW... thread closed!
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This is a limerick thread now.
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Race has done it again
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who threw the ball all over the park
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There once was a coach named Sark
For the recruits he poached he would bark
And then came the trojans
Pat Haden must blow him
And now his pictures we fark! -
Sark was a coach who liked tweeting
Our tuff schedules sent him retreating
Into millions he lucked
At Joey's he fucked
Dudebrah still can not stop eating
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An obnoxious young ball coach named Steve
Went to Joey's and said "I won't leave..
Til I face fuck this chick
With my quarter-inch dick
and I wipe off the jizz with my sleeve" -
Sark looks like a bag of shit that's been on a coke bender for 6 weeks and his wife looks like Chief Sealth.
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Yeah, who's the Muckleshoot Indian dude standing behind Sark?
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This man's name is Seven Win Steve
For no reason doogs in him believe
He loves bubble screens
And facebook with teens
We all feared he never would LEAVE
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They all said bow down to young coach sark
He is a man of Troy and oh so smart
The year was 2009
His pedigree was perfectly fine
Five years in he was nothing but a fart
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There once was a gal named Erin
Her love she was into sharin
Along came a gnome with a belly
Who turned her knees to jelly
Allegedly -
Have you heard the tale of Bill Fleen?
The poor man who once ruptured his spleen
When Sark first was paid
Ole CoachNews was enraged
Til Sark golfed with him out on the green -
The question was if he could win eight
Being stuck at seven seemed his fate
His players danced on the field
He used Kim as his shield
For him to depart we could not wait
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Top notch, I say - TOP NOTCH!!TMacDawg said:There once was a coach named Sarkisian
Who won 7 games every season
Pat Haden said yay
Took the fucktard away
Without even needing 5 reasons -
Haden just gargled.
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whispered through clenched teeth "... is that what's her name from Joey's over there?"
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Sure his titties they do sag,
but for Haden they are a jizz rag,
he chugs down his hawg,
and chokes on his log,
why else would he pay for that fag.
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What happened to Stefanie? I remember when he was first hired I thought his wife was hot.topdawgnc said:
Either she's gone way down hill or this is an awful pic of her? Abundance?
Looking at pics from Sark's KICK ASS! presser at UW I'm guessing he's gained over 30 lbs since then. -
They both went downhill. They NEEDED to get out of Seattle.
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You can tell she wears the pants in their relationship.
He also has that "Oh fuck why is she here? Fucking cockblocker" look on his face. -
Wow. I can see why he allegedlybanged some 22 yr. old sluts.
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