Caption Contest

topdawgnc

The question was if he could win eight
Being stuck at seven seemed his fate
His players danced on the field
He used Kim as his shield
For him to depart we could not wait

CaptainPJ

TMacDawg said:

There once was a coach named Sarkisian
Who won 7 games every season
Pat Haden said yay
Took the fucktard away
Without even needing 5 reasons

Top notch, I say - TOP NOTCH!!

LevelPar

Haden just gargled.

Meek

whispered through clenched teeth "... is that what's her name from Joey's over there?"

PurplePride

JuicyHawgCoog

Sure his titties they do sag,
but for Haden they are a jizz rag,
he chugs down his hawg,
and chokes on his log,
why else would he pay for that fag.

[Deleted User]

topdawgnc said:

What happened to Stefanie? I remember when he was first hired I thought his wife was hot.

Either she's gone way down hill or this is an awful pic of her? Abundance?

Looking at pics from Sark's KICK ASS! presser at UW I'm guessing he's gained over 30 lbs since then.

DeLarry

They both went downhill. They NEEDED to get out of Seattle.

[Deleted User]

You can tell she wears the pants in their relationship.

He also has that "Oh fuck why is she here? Fucking cockblocker" look on his face.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Wow. I can see why he allegedlybanged some 22 yr. old sluts.