Queer-ey for AZDuck regarding performance issues?
So to get a little more elbow room, we make our way down to Drumheller Fountain and right in front of the kiddies a Mallard Drake starts having a go with a female in what appeared to be a very non-consensual fashion. The whole violent episode lasted about 60 secs at most. I know the duckies have them weird cork screw parts and what not but is it normal for it to be done in under a minute?
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Headline: @AZDuck desecrates sacred human mating grounds
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This is a question to be axed of UODuckGirl or Roof da Troof.
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pan down next time...YellowSnow said:This weekend I had the whole YellowSnow clan down to my? old school to take some family pics amongst the cherry blossoms. Real original I know and only about 2,000 other peoples had the same idea. BTW, if you have a bit of the Yellow Fever like @AZDuck , the Quad is the place to be sight seeing on a sunny spring day. The Asian women love selfies with cherry blossoms.
So to get a little more elbow room, we make our way down to Drumheller Fountain and right in front of the kiddies a Mallard Drake starts having a go with a female in what appeared to be a very non-consensual fashion. The whole violent episode lasted about 60 secs at most. I know the duckies have them weird cork screw parts and what not but is it normal for it to be done in under a minute? -
ISWYDTDawgWagonDan said:
pan down next time...YellowSnow said:This weekend I had the whole YellowSnow clan down to my? old school to take some family pics amongst the cherry blossoms. Real original I know and only about 2,000 other peoples had the same idea. BTW, if you have a bit of the Yellow Fever like @AZDuck , the Quad is the place to be sight seeing on a sunny spring day. The Asian women love selfies with cherry blossoms.
So to get a little more elbow room, we make our way down to Drumheller Fountain and right in front of the kiddies a Mallard Drake starts having a go with a female in what appeared to be a very non-consensual fashion. The whole violent episode lasted about 60 secs at most. I know the duckies have them weird cork screw parts and what not but is it normal for it to be done in under a minute? -
I happily go by the "whatever happens your toes are still tappin'" theory.
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As an expert on non-consensual sex this is all normal behavior for a Duck. Going at it for 1 min? Was this duck a porn star? 30 seconds is really pushing it for me
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Look, if you're into gang rape (and what duck isn't) you've gotta be fast of you're gonna be the next course at the feast.
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So all Ducks are FAST STRATEGY?AZDuck said:
Look, if you're into gang rape (and what duck isn't) you've gotta be fast of you're gonna be the next course at the feast. -
Does this have anything to do with getting the zone read down?AZDuck said:
Look, if you're into gang rape (and what duck isn't) you've gotta be fast of you're gonna be the next course at the feast.
