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Jacob Bandes, 4* 2019 DT, Pittsburg (HS), CA (COMMITTED)

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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    BallzDeep said:

    BallzDeep said:

    BallzDeep said:

    BallzDeep said:

    @CuntWaffle Fuck you doog. I want fucking elite talent. Guys that you look at and immediately know they will playing in the NFL four years from now. Guys that make you do a double take when you see them in person. That make you say "who the fuck is that!" Not squatty midgets with t-rex arms and a bunch of sloppy weight.

    You cherry picked a picture of a 270 lb high school kid who probably hasn't stopped growing into his body wearing compression pants and shirt you fucking dolt.
    He ain't getting any taller and he ain't getting any blacker.
    By your stupid fucking retard logic you must HATE Tuli. He is shorter, not black, and has a bigger gut than this kid.

    BallzDeepFuckingStupid
    Nope I love him because of his Junior film. I trust he'll get back to that form and be a beast. Tuli is way more talented than Bandes.
    But he’s FAT!! Which is clearly your #1 indicator on what qualifies someone as a good defensive lineman!
    No you stupid bitch. It's not. Give me a Keondre Coburn every day of the fucking week. There's a difference between a fat 330 pound NT who is explosive and quick at that size and a fat 270 pound DT who's not all that quick for only being 270.
    I'm with Ballz on this one. I like Bandes, but I don't love him. Obviously I would take him as I was fine with taking Liu.

    But right now I would take a lot of guys over him: Tuitele (obviously), Ika, Jernigan, Pa'ama - those are all guys I clearly feel better about than Bandes.

    Bandes looks like a guy that can't really go much higher.
    It’s less about Bandes and more about posting a picture of a high school DT in a conpression outfit and saying the reason you don’t want him is because he is “fat”.
    lol - Ballz is a genius on some level.
    I like Ballz. He has a that DDY temper posting syndrome but he has yet to figure out how to control it correctly. He has some odd ways of approaching things though.
    Maybe he should run into a tree
  • seatownfunk
    seatownfunk Member Posts: 807
    dnc said:

    My assessment of Husky fans essentially runs along one line:

    1. Are their standards high?

    If so, they can be crazy and stupid and I will still enjoy them on some level because at least they aren’t saying that Jake’s inability to convert a third down in a meaningful game is due to shoulder surgery.

    Ballz might be sideways but there’s no denying he has high standards and doesn’t suffer (what he perceives as) bullshit.

    If you come on here arguing it doesn’t really matter if we don’t get recruit X or that player Y is “fine” then I’m going to flip out. If you are like “if we don’t get Kayvon this year FIRE OUR WHOLE DEFENSIVE STAFF” I won’t agree but at least you care.

    Part of the standards problem is people mess up relative for absolute.

    I try to have high standards relative to where we are, while hoping there is overall progress.

    It’s ridiculous to think that a 5th grader should be pulling As in a differential equations class at Cal Tech, but that doesn’t excuse s/him from getting Cs in their own level.

    If my kid doesn't have his TCU MBA by the tim his peers are in fifth grade he's fucking out!
    My kid would already have been gulag'd for missing the front end of a one and one in 4th grade.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,694 Founders Club
    Did we tell his hs coach to fuck off yet?
  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    For what it’s worth, Ektard is 81% sure that Ballzdeep’s least favorite DT, while not looking exceptional in spandex, was the best player regardless of position at the Bay Area Opening today.

    At least Bandes is winning at something.
  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    Though to be fair, he did say Hatchett looked awful and he was “not impressed” by Austin Jones, even wondering how he was one of the top RB on the West Coast.

    So......
  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    And with my first triple post do tell me to fuck off.

    However, Huffman confirmed Bandes was the top DL at the regional, and that he “easily” beat Hatchett on back to back reps.
  • Neighbor2972
    Neighbor2972 Member Posts: 4,330
    Yeah Bandes is really good. I think Ballz had some valid concerns about him being a top 100 player, but he's retarded to think Bandes isn't good.
  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739

    And with my first triple post do tell me to fuck off.

    However, Huffman confirmed Bandes was the top DL at the regional, and that he “easily” beat Hatchett on back to back reps.

    With a sample size like that NO WAY I want Hatchett anymore.
    A guy that plays in a wing-T offense that is a sophomore got beat a few times in pass rush drills with no pads. That sample size is enough for me, Cunt!!!!1!

    Hatchett is legit. Fuck anyone that doesn’t think so.
    Agreed. Same with Jones.

    I was using Ektard’s perspective to mock him, but I used Huffman’s to show Bandes is legit despite Ballzdeep previously trying to nuke this thread.
  • IPukeOregonGrellow
    IPukeOregonGrellow Member Posts: 2,183
    edited March 2018

    Yeah Bandes is really good. I think Ballz had some valid concerns about him being a top 100 player, but he's retarded to think Bandes isn't good.

  • Woof
    Woof Member Posts: 770

    And with my first triple post do tell me to fuck off.

    However, Huffman confirmed Bandes was the top DL at the regional, and that he “easily” beat Hatchett on back to back reps.

    With a sample size like that NO WAY I want Hatchett anymore.
    A guy that plays in a wing-T offense that is a sophomore got beat a few times in pass rush drills with no pads. That sample size is enough for me, Cunt!!!!1!

    Hatchett is legit. Fuck anyone that doesn’t think so.
    Agreed. Same with Jones.

    I was using Ektard’s perspective to mock him, but I used Huffman’s to show Bandes is legit despite Ballzdeep previously trying to nuke this thread.
    On the latest podcast of champions episode, one of the guys said Bandes was the best DT he had seen in years.

    Hatchett has the tools to be phenomenal, but given his wing T background, it shouldn't be shocking to anyone that he lost some underwear olympics pass rushing events to the best DT in California.
  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840
    dnc said:

    BallzDeep. Every Thread. Always re

    My assessment of Husky fans essentially runs along one line:

    1. Are their standards high?

    If so, they can be crazy and stupid and I will still enjoy them on some level because at least they aren’t saying that Jake’s inability to convert a third down in a meaningful game is due to shoulder surgery.

    Ballz might be sideways but there’s no denying he has high standards and doesn’t suffer (what he perceives as) bullshit.

    If you come on here arguing it doesn’t really matter if we don’t get recruit X or that player Y is “fine” then I’m going to flip out. If you are like “if we don’t get Kayvon this year FIRE OUR WHOLE DEFENSIVE STAFF” I won’t agree but at least you care.

    Part of the standards problem is people mess up relative for absolute.

    I try to have high standards relative to where we are, while hoping there is overall progress.

    It’s ridiculous to think that a 5th grader should be pulling As in a differential equations class at Cal Tech, but that doesn’t excuse s/him from getting Cs in their own level.

    If my kid doesn't have his TCU MBA by the tim his peers are in fifth grade he's fucking out!
    What was Dennis just saying about low standards?
  • BlastDoor
    BlastDoor Member Posts: 711
    TIL Jacob Bandes has me blocked on Twitter.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    He reads the boreds for sure
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

    This kid is really proud of his belly.

    Rubbing it as if to say, “Fuck you Ballzdeep.”

    Or, “Oh yes, I’m 5 months along.”
    He’s in touch with his feminine side. He’ll fit right in @ UW
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    Baseman said:

    This kid is really proud of his belly.

    Rubbing it as if to say, “Fuck you Ballzdeep.”

    Or, “Oh yes, I’m 5 months along.”
    He’s in touch with his feminine side. He’ll fit right in @ UW
    Whatever happened to @WeAreAFatLesboSchool?
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    edited April 2018

    Baseman said:

    This kid is really proud of his belly.

    Rubbing it as if to say, “Fuck you Ballzdeep.”

    Or, “Oh yes, I’m 5 months along.”
    He’s in touch with his feminine side. He’ll fit right in @ UW
    Whatever happened to @WeAreAFatLesboSchool?
    We don’t bring that name up here. Mods?
  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    Don't care he's a bit chunky. He's elite and we need this dude.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    Love that he's wearing #99 ... I'm sure the pitch to him is that he can come in and be the next Greg Gaines. There are worse things that you can do in life.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Gladstone said:




    lol

    ????????

    ballzdeep probably pissed lol