Forgive me DDY, I have sinned

Hits harder and faster than an AR-15. Catches everything. Willing blocker. Celebrates a sack more than a touchdown. Might be the perfect recruit.
Ho. Lee. Shit.
Now I have this huge mess on my hands and I know he's fucking going to catch passes from JT 80's teen movie villian fucking Daniels.
I think I have a problem.
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Too much war imagery.
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Are AR-15 know to be fast or hit the hardest?
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or?WeakarmCobra said:Are AR-15 know to be fast or hit the hardest?
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AR-15 are known for their FAST STRATEGY acceleration and hit like a BIG BACK. They are known for wreaking havoc on campuses nationwide.
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Yeah. He’s really good.
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Who names their kid Bru? Did they have CNS failure on their way to Bruce?
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https://247sports.com/Article/Inside-the-rise-and-recruitment-of-five-star-Bru-McCoy-115470290
his father is very rich, and the kid seems slow strategy? maybe we (?) have a shot after all!
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People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget thatBallzDeep said:Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.
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Yeah no shit, I'm fucking with youBallzDeep said:
1. You can play both RB and LB at 230-240 pounds and be successful at both if you're a great athlete. You can't play WR at 215 and then try to play OLB at that weight or play OLB at 230-240 and try to play WR. It's one or the other.Neighbor2972 said:
People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget thatBallzDeep said:Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.
2. Shaq played on a mediocre team that needed him at RB. When this kid goes to USC they won't need him at WR. -
McCoy could be a badass OLB at 220 or a badass WR at 240.BallzDeep said:
1. You can play both RB and LB at 230-240 pounds and be successful at both if you're a great athlete. You can't play WR at 215 and then try to play OLB at that weight or play OLB at 230-240 and try to play WR. It's one or the other.Neighbor2972 said:
People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget thatBallzDeep said:Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.
2. Shaq played on a mediocre team that needed him at RB. When this kid goes to USC they won't need him at WR.
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What don't you hate his shoulders and back?BlastDoor said:https://247sports.com/Article/Inside-the-rise-and-recruitment-of-five-star-Bru-McCoy-115470290
his father is very rich, and the kid seems slow strategy? maybe we (?) have a shot after all!
it will be fun to watch him get his knee destroyed by Ivan.
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Megatron was close to 240 by his final season... Kelvin Benjamin played at 245 last season... those are the closest I can think of.BallzDeep said:
Nobody is a badass trying to set the edge against 6'6 300 pound motherfuckers at 220. Extremely rare a WR can be really good at 240. Calvin Johnson comes to mind. Andre Johnson might have been that big as well.dnc said:
McCoy could be a badass OLB at 220 or a badass WR at 240.BallzDeep said:
1. You can play both RB and LB at 230-240 pounds and be successful at both if you're a great athlete. You can't play WR at 215 and then try to play OLB at that weight or play OLB at 230-240 and try to play WR. It's one or the other.Neighbor2972 said:
People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget thatBallzDeep said:Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.
2. Shaq played on a mediocre team that needed him at RB. When this kid goes to USC they won't need him at WR.
You get way too caught up in positional prototypes.
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Bruce is faggy. Bru is a sort of like Bo instead of Beau.CuntWaffle said:Who names their kid Bru? Did they have CNS failure on their way to Bruce?
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I'd like our chances better if his brother, Ricky, was still with the team
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His real name is Horace. We have a great shot.CuntWaffle said:Who names their kid Bru? Did they have CNS failure on their way to Bruce?
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Marcel Reece beeyitch.BallzDeep said:
Nobody is a badass trying to set the edge against 6'6 300 pound motherfuckers at 220. Extremely rare a WR can be really good at 240. Calvin Johnson comes to mind. Andre Johnson might have been that big as well.dnc said:
McCoy could be a badass OLB at 220 or a badass WR at 240.BallzDeep said:
1. You can play both RB and LB at 230-240 pounds and be successful at both if you're a great athlete. You can't play WR at 215 and then try to play OLB at that weight or play OLB at 230-240 and try to play WR. It's one or the other.Neighbor2972 said:
People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget thatBallzDeep said:Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.
2. Shaq played on a mediocre team that needed him at RB. When this kid goes to USC they won't need him at WR.
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#4 recruit in the entire country? What was Shaq? Have we ever pulled a top 5 in the country type recruit since 2000?
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I think Shaq was top 5. Reggie was top 5. I think that’s it since Arnold.Swaye said:#4 recruit in the entire country? What was Shaq? Have we ever pulled a top 5 in the country type recruit since 2000?
In state Eason, Fozzie and Heaps (lol) were also top 5. Snoop might have been. Mays was close IIRC.
Amazing how awful we’ve been with the highest rated in state kids. Reggie and PA were the only top ten recruits we pulled in State in 20 years out of like 6 or 8 chances.
Gotta get Smalls.
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At we know when he enrolls at USC his truly ceiling will never be reached. That helps me sleep at night...
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Joey Thomas has to have at least a 100k price tag for Smalls, right?dnc said:
I think Shaq was top 5. Reggie was top 5. I think that’s it since Arnold.Swaye said:#4 recruit in the entire country? What was Shaq? Have we ever pulled a top 5 in the country type recruit since 2000?
In state Eason, Fozzie and Heaps (lol) were also top 5. Snoop might have been. Mays was close IIRC.
Amazing how awful we’ve been with the highest rated in state kids. Reggie and PA were the only top ten recruits we pulled in State in 20 years out of like 6 or 8 chances.
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Abounding synth and an inverted Simon Says. Good shit, DDY.Dennis_DeYoung said: -
Can someone tell me what JAG and BUCK and any of these other new age terms mean